Ted Zeppelin

Ted Zeppelin
Location
New Jersey, USA
Birthday
May 09
Title
Counterpropagandist
Bio
Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.” ― Michael Ellner ----------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- "We are grateful to the Washington Post, the New York Times, Time Magazine, and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during these years. But the world is now more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government... The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries." - David Rockefeller, Speaking in June, 1991 meeting in Baden, Germany"---------------------------- -"The scientific community would come down on me in no uncertain terms if I said the world had cooled from 1998. OK it has but it is only 7 years of data and it isn't statistically significant." - UN Scientist Phil Jones to scientist John Christy July 5th 2005--------------------------------------

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JUNE 22, 2010 10:02PM

Failed Bumper Stickers

Rate: 6 Flag

Proud parent of a high school dropout

Ask me about my incontinence medicine

Scabies on board

I'd rather be molesting rabbits

Honk if you love syphillis

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Why I can't imagine why these didn't sell :)
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joyonboard
June 22, 2010 11:18 PM
They've got their pride.
rwnutjob
June 23, 2010 06:46 AM
Some days that's all you've got.
Ted Zeppelin
June 23, 2010 10:07 AM
Honk if your horn doesn't work.
Con Chapman
June 23, 2010 11:15 AM
These belong on the shelf with the world's most useless inventions:
A sundial with luminous numbers for use after dark.
A cat flap for the fridge.
A chocolate dildo (actually that one is a lot of fun).
GeeBee
June 23, 2010 01:34 PM
I have always wanted one of those digital items where I can create my own bumper sticker immediately, but then I would probably get shot by some legally gun toting bubba or bubbette.

I'd love to have one that says Listening to Country Music leads to Inbreeding. ---- I apologize now for those who love country music. Honestly I do.
a woman somewhere
June 23, 2010 01:41 PM
Digitial items. I think my ideal job would be owning a novelty store. So I could make my own buttons, T-shirts, Coffee mugs. I actually sold about 20 sayings to a novelty company that only accepted about 2% of submissions. I got about $20 each. I should be making them for myself. Like "Night person with a day job" as a coffee mug. I could pen one a day.
Ted Zeppelin
June 23, 2010 08:38 PM
Noirville, I think you're a perfect candidate for a novelty shop--with original Noirville sayings! Either that or a radio show, something akin to Prairie Home Companion!
Anne Cameron Cutri
June 23, 2010 10:27 PM
Powered By Budweiser! especially on Friday nights ...
ComplainPortnoy
June 24, 2010 07:41 PM