Ted Zeppelin

Ted Zeppelin
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Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.” ― Michael Ellner ----------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- "We are grateful to the Washington Post, the New York Times, Time Magazine, and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during these years. But the world is now more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government... The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries." - David Rockefeller, Speaking in June, 1991 meeting in Baden, Germany"---------------------------- -"The scientific community would come down on me in no uncertain terms if I said the world had cooled from 1998. OK it has but it is only 7 years of data and it isn't statistically significant." - UN Scientist Phil Jones to scientist John Christy July 5th 2005--------------------------------------

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AUGUST 14, 2010 2:06PM

Cartesian Shibboleths

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Not to put the horse before Descarte, but I thought I would throw out some sayings notables may want to adopt.

Sean Penn - I Drink, therefore I am

Nicole Kidman - I slink, therefore I am

Sarah Palin - I wink, therefore I am

George W Bush - I stink, therefore I am

Imelda Marcos - I like mink, therefore I am

Jessica Simpson - I wear pink, therefore I am

Al Gore - I never blink, therefore I...like the rainforrest

Wayne Gretsky - I'm good in the rink, therefore I am

Sammy Gravano - I fink, therefore I am

 

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