I can't bring George Carlin back from the grave, but he dictated this to me, in my sleep, so listen up to
THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY
After a controversial radio host's career took a nose dive for using the "N" word, I thought I would offer some advice to others on what to avoid in daily conversations, or print. People are sensitive and easily offended, so I implore you to use proper language when refering to others.
Never use the word nigger, unless you are a rap artist. It is insensitive, extremely offensive, and one of the nastiest words in the English language.
That said, you should also never use phrases like spade, spoon, spook, spear chucker, kike, chink, spic, wop, ginny, dago, mick, pillow bitter, carpet muncher, slope, gook, or zipper head.
And I don't think I even have to tell you not to say things like wetback, camel jockey, sand nigger, rice burner, cock smoker, sword swallower, women in comfortable shoes, jewbag, cracker, kraut, frog, porch monkey, fudge packer, bitch, cunt, twat, dick, prick, asshole, motherfucker, son of a bitch, towelhead or jew bastard.
I'm only trying to help, and foster a sense of understanding, empowerment, and togetherness so we can let the healing process begin.
Pass the Maalox.
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Comments
So?
It has so much to do with the whole picture. I find a lot of PCness wrongheaded and phony- but a lot of it does come from a place of decency . It's not at all such a black and white concept, in my opinion.
rated.
-R-
I'm a
Colored spade
A nigger
A black nigger
A jungle bunny
Jigaboo coon
Pickaninny mau mau
Uncle Tom
Aunt Jemima
Little Black Sambo
Cotton pickin'
Swamp guinea
Junk man
Shoeshine boy
Elevator operator
Table cleaner at Horn & Hardart
Slave voodoo
Zombie
Ubangi lipped
Flat nose
Tap dancin'
Resident of Harlem
And president of
The United States of Love
I said President of
The United States of Love
(and for dinner at the White House you're going to feed him:)
Watermelon
Hominy grits
An' shortnin' bread
Alligator ribs
Some pig tails
Some black eyed peas
Some chili
Some collard greens
And if you don't watch out
This boogie man will get you
Booooooooo!
So you say.
one should be able to say limey, frog, jerry, kraut, ivans.
BTW, call me ignorant but what's "women in comfortable shoes"?
I gots to know so I won't use it. R