Ted Zeppelin

Ted Zeppelin
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Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.” ― Michael Ellner ----------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- "We are grateful to the Washington Post, the New York Times, Time Magazine, and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during these years. But the world is now more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government... The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries." - David Rockefeller, Speaking in June, 1991 meeting in Baden, Germany"---------------------------- -"The scientific community would come down on me in no uncertain terms if I said the world had cooled from 1998. OK it has but it is only 7 years of data and it isn't statistically significant." - UN Scientist Phil Jones to scientist John Christy July 5th 2005--------------------------------------

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SEPTEMBER 20, 2010 6:15PM

The Cult of Personality

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I was reading about some of the auctions heing held for celebritiy paraphenilia. Some of it fetches a pretty steep price, like Michael Jackson's white glove or Paul McCartney's Hoffner bass. But not all memorabilia goes for a lot, like this stuff sold at lesser known auctions:

A signed 8-Track tape of David Soul 

Arsino Hall's Hairpick

MacKenzie Philip's syringe

Pat Harrington's toe jam

Gabe Kaplan's boxer shorts

Linda Lavin's orthopedic shoes

Joyce Dewitt's shampoo

The results of Donny Most's colonoscopy exam

Dick Van Patton's hairpiece

Kirk Cameron's disposable razor

One of  Linda Carter's ketchup packets

Shelly Hack's sneaker

Mark Hamill's Long Johns (Okay Star Wars geeks are actually still buying things from this guy, despite not working in 25 years, so maybe I shouldn't goof on him.)

Lee Major's aftershave

Erin Moran's ankle bracelet

Herve Villachez' elevator shoes

Kristy McNichol's leg warmers

An autographed album of Desi Arnaz Jr.

Louise Lasser's mittens

Eve Plumb's hair extensions

Molly Ringwald's compact

Jan Smithers' Walkman

Alan Thicke's pencil sharpener

Prescilla Barne's tampax container

Scot Biao's laundry receipt 

Burt Ward's sunglasses

An autographed photo of Anson Williams waterskiing

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Dick Van Patton is a national treasure.
Ted Zeppelin
September 20, 2010 06:50 PM
I know a guy who would buy anything Linda Carter touched.
rated with amusement.
RomanticPoetess
September 20, 2010 07:35 PM
where do you buy your smoke? pm me.
Ben Sen
September 20, 2010 07:46 PM
I don't need drugs or alcohol. I'm strung out on life.
Ted Zeppelin
September 20, 2010 08:05 PM
I don't think heroin is even close to the worst thing that has been in MacKenzie Philip's body.

And I would definitely snatch up Kristy McNichol's leg warmers, even if I had to shanghai a pack of bull dykes to get em.

I saw Joyce Dewitt in a movie the other night. She looks surprisingly well for her years.
antisocialgrace
September 20, 2010 08:37 PM
Joyce Dewitt is cute and will probably always be cute.
Ted Zeppelin
September 20, 2010 08:44 PM