I wish the media would stop calling everything the President does "Historic." Where does it end, a historic dog walking? Ass scratching?
"The President was caught on camera at the Kennedy Center last night in a historic ass scratching. We have Charles Kuralt live from the Capital."
"Thanks, Ted. They say there is a time to dig deep, a time to play it safe, and the President has a soft touch when it comes to ass scratching, unlike his predecessor, as seen in this video from a trip to London in 2006."
"Good Lord, it looks like he's digging for oil."
"Isn't that God's honest truth."
"Tell me, Charles. Does ass scratchingpose any safety concerns for the President?"
"Good question, Ted. They say the number one cause of loss of work in Congress, after soliciting bribes and back injuries sustained trying to felate themselves, is anal fissures from ass scratching."
"Well, I hope the President weighs the risks with the immediate satisfaction, Charles."
"With God's help, I'm sure he will, Ted."
"Ok, that's all the time we have with Charles Kuralt in our nations capital. Thanks, Charles."
"Thanks, Ted. This is Charles Kuralt singing off. I'll catch you on the flip flop."
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I am still laughing here.....