Insofar as our creator endowed us with the desire for companionship between the sexes, it distresses me to witness the objections raised by both church and women congregations on the subject of our assembly, affinity and affections.
Wherein we hath been given the pleasures of each other's company, companionship and camaraderie, it would seem the natural order of things, as well as the divine intention of the creator that we get together, like all creatures big and small, for pleasure as well as procreation.
What being would endow us with inflamed loins and heaving breasts if not to enable the procreation, and ultimate survival of his fruits, mankind itself? Would a divine being tempt us with earthly pleasures, hath he not intended us to enjoy them?
Both prudence and providence suggest the wisdom of divine intention. If one hath reason and fortitude, it stands to reason he hath desire and determination to attain a little something something on the side.
Wherein the profundity of the profane reveals his true intentions, do we need the assembly of those who oppose a little padunkadunk, in the name of misplaced morality or misconception about our place in this worldly dominion? I think not.
Should we acquiesce to the wishes of women who want to possess other women or preachers who want to posses children, rather than follow our own nature, and nurture our natural desires? I think not.
Let us not fret upon ill begotten booty, when divine providence provides us with pleasure and companionship with no threat of purgatory or punishment. Nor question the extent of the jigginess with which we have begotten or been given.
Therefore, herein, whereas, words could scarcely speak plainer, people.
Represent.
Wherein we hath been given the pleasures of each other's company, companionship and camaraderie, it would seem the natural order of things, as well as the divine intention of the creator that we get together, like all creatures big and small, for pleasure as well as procreation.
What being would endow us with inflamed loins and heaving breasts if not to enable the procreation, and ultimate survival of his fruits, mankind itself? Would a divine being tempt us with earthly pleasures, hath he not intended us to enjoy them?
Both prudence and providence suggest the wisdom of divine intention. If one hath reason and fortitude, it stands to reason he hath desire and determination to attain a little something something on the side.
Wherein the profundity of the profane reveals his true intentions, do we need the assembly of those who oppose a little padunkadunk, in the name of misplaced morality or misconception about our place in this worldly dominion? I think not.
Should we acquiesce to the wishes of women who want to possess other women or preachers who want to posses children, rather than follow our own nature, and nurture our natural desires? I think not.
Let us not fret upon ill begotten booty, when divine providence provides us with pleasure and companionship with no threat of purgatory or punishment. Nor question the extent of the jigginess with which we have begotten or been given.
Therefore, herein, whereas, words could scarcely speak plainer, people.
Represent.


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rated with pleasure
If we weren't supposed to do it, it wouldn't feel so much better than everything else.