Ted Zeppelin

Ted Zeppelin
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New Jersey, USA
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May 09
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Counterpropagandist
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Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.” ― Michael Ellner ----------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- "We are grateful to the Washington Post, the New York Times, Time Magazine, and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during these years. But the world is now more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government... The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries." - David Rockefeller, Speaking in June, 1991 meeting in Baden, Germany"---------------------------- -"The scientific community would come down on me in no uncertain terms if I said the world had cooled from 1998. OK it has but it is only 7 years of data and it isn't statistically significant." - UN Scientist Phil Jones to scientist John Christy July 5th 2005--------------------------------------

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FEBRUARY 17, 2011 11:42PM

Street Credibility

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I've been listening to a lot of hardcore rap artists, like Peanut Butter and Jelly, Snow Cone, Fruit Salad, and Hasty Pudding. I think it's fair to say they have a lot of flavor.

But sometimes I wonder about the gangsta lifestyle and how at any minute you could be gunned down by an appetizer.

And yet, if they survive an attack, they will only gain in popularity, building street credibility the way so many gangsta rappers have in the past, like Macaroni and Cheese, McNugget, and the Notorius Ham and Cheese.

I think my favorite acts are still Ring Ding, Fruit Rollup, and The International House of Pancakes. But who could forget Cheese Doodle, Sir Waffles or female performers like Little Debbie, Coffee Cake Junior or French Toast? I guess it's all a matter of personal taste.

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The gangsta lifestyle is the new American dream. Well it's my dream anyway. Lil Wayne has a new boat he doesn't even know how to operate, an elevator in his "crib" and he's so rich he can write lines like this: "Big house long hallways/got ten bathrooms I can shit all day." He's either got very loose bowels or some kind of excrement fetish. Either way, what's not to love about being a gangsta.
Lil Wayne is ok but not as good as Little Debbie.
Your funny and them some. Are all those really rap bands?
I've always been a fan of Mrs. Fields, myself. Bitch is hardcore.
Really rap bands? Who hasn't heard of Notorious Ham and Cheese?

Mrs. Fields is ok, but not as good as Mrs. Dash.