I didn't write the following piece. The following President did after hacking my OS account. I only retain it for historical value: 

Another year has passed over our great nation and many changes have occured since I left the Oval Office.

Americans faced difficult times as high unemployment, bankrupcies and foreclosures plagued the middle class, while great changes swept the globe as the populace of the Middle East took to the streets and demanded democracy, Americans standing by them in a show of solidarity.

We finally caught and killed Bin Laden, while Muahmmar Gaddafi suffered the same fate at the hands of his own peolple in Libya. Still, others from Egypt and Iran saw the seeds of democracy straining against dictatorship, in a new awakening spreading across the region, in a movement that's come to be known as the Arab Spring.

Further east, Kim Jong Il died in a surprising end to a tumultuous year that saw demonstrations from Tahir Square to Wall Street. Kim Jong may or not have been loved by his people, as the current show of grief we are witnessing may be nothing more than a demonstration for his son as he takes over the reins, and will hopefully rule with more justice than his father - A man who actively sought weapons of mass destruction, harbored terrorists and unclean thoughts about Ricardo Montalban.

Like Iraq, we never did get confirmation of our suspicions from the intelligence community, as North Korea is a closed society and Herve Villechaize never returned their phone calls. A man who, when tragedy struck on 911, was overheard shouting the simple refrain, "De Plane! De Plane!"

But I can appreciate the difficulties the current commander in chief faces, as demonstrations sweep our own shores over jobs, our involvement in the middle east and finishing the difficult job we started back in 2003. My administration took a lot of heat for the wars, events in Guantanamo Bay, and the release of photos from Abu Graib of naked men in masks, or as Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld refer to them, porn.

I don't  know what advice to give to the current president in an election year, except, if the vice president asks, don't pull his finger. I found out the hard way. 

America is a great nation if we keep it's promise, spread freedom overseas, if not at home, and continue the path of global restructuring that is reshaping the world, for better or worse. But I wish him the best.

Su Casa Mi Casa, Amigo. Su Casa Mi Casa.

And next time you're in Texas, stop by and I'll have the little woman whip up some Huevos Rancheros. Godspeed and God bless America.

Sincerely

Your Commander in Chief.