The staff at CNN threatened a suicide pact if Mitt Romney loses the primary in 2012. Anderson Cooper, Wolf Blitzer, Gloria Borger and others at CNN, who have spent the past months destroying any candidate that comes close to Romney in the polls with rumors and innuendo, have taken an oath to do everything in their power to get Mr. Bland elected, with Anderson Cooper calling the stateman, "Divine" during a blood pact with other newscasters, in front of a Romney alter, rife with candles, campaign photos, and a discarded condom.
"We are only following orders," claimed Wolf Blitzer, as he drank the blood of a virgin, made the sign of the devil and genuflected. "Mitt Romney will usher in the New World Order, if President Obama fails, for some reason, to detain all dissidents, suspend the constitution, and declare marshall law. And we are willing to die to make that happen."
CNN has suspended all advertising in order to devote their time to destroying Romneys opponents 24/7 in a last ditch effort to rig the 2012 primary.
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Interesting take on their latest there George....
I'm sure we can rely on CNN to do an excellent job informing us all about it.
Otherwise others might pick up the slack and start doing it themselves and things could get interesting.