A conspiracy theorist thinks JFK was assassinated by a group of rogue government agents and organized crime.

A conspiracy nut thinks Kylie Minogue is trying to subvert the United States consititution with Whole Foods Meat Loaf and lesbian footwear.

A conspiracy theorist thinks Wall Street and big money in general have far too much influence on our political process.

A conspiracy nut thinks Jackie Chan is passing nuclear launch codes by leaving games of Suduko on the Long Island Ferry

A conspiracy theorist thinks letting the Federal Reserve print money and establish credit in secrecy before giving it to foreign and domestic banks, companies and individuals is a recipe for abuse.

A conspiracy nut thinks Hello Kitty lunchboxes and "Lorne Greene Sings The Classics" caused the housing crisis.

A conspiracy theorist finds it interesting that Prescott Bush was involved in the business plot to overthrow the government in a fascist coup, George HW Bush is a family friend of the Bin Ladens and John Hinkley Jr., Marvin Bush's company ran security on the World Trade Center.

A conspiracy nut thinks Sadam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction and the ability to use it on America.

A conspiracy theorist finds it ironic that the US overthrew the democratically elected leader of Iran, Mohamad Mossaddegh in 1953 to replace him with a monarch, only to be overthrown by an Ayatollah in the 1970s.

A conspiracy nut thinks the Russians are trying to develop a new form of energy using Rush Limbaugh's underwear

A conspiracy theorist finds it intriquing that Bill Clinton called Professor Carroll Quigley his mentor, after Quigley admitted being witness to New World Order conspiracies by the Rockefellers, Wall Street bankers, The United Nations and large nonprofit organizations.

A conspiracy nut thinks Shirley MacLaine gives pilates lessons to Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison and Robert Downey Jr aboard Nazi spacecraft, hovering above the south pole.

A conspiracy theorist wonders why you can't find a mass murdering dictator or terrorist that wasn't a CIA asset or friend of George H Bush.