THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS

 

They say some women go for money

While other women go for power

Still some like humor, wit or stature

Men of distinction bearing flowers

 

If you want women to come calling

To beat them all off with a stick

I’ll give you a well guarded… Read full post »

‎10 years after 911 and a lot has changed. We are poorer and less free while some are richer are more powerful. Entire industries have sprung up. Departments formed to connect every police department in the country via computer. OUr way of life has changed for the worse. Children are frisked… Read full post »

"Disarmament, with mutual honor and confidence, is a continuing imperative. Together we must learn how to compose differences, not with arms, but with intellect and decent purpose. Because this need is so sharp and apparent I confe…

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I assembled a new CD the past week, called "Bread and Circuses (Songs I Pulled out of my ass)" and thought I would put up some of the tracks. Here's an album you'll never see in a store or written up in a magazine:

Ok, now I'm spooked. Perry is like W's evil twin. But the audience reaction is more disutrbing:

He's on e of the scariest candidates I've seen in years. One thing I'll say for Perry, he called Social Security a Ponzi Scheme, which all the candidates, moderators and commentators were…

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Here's an interesting stat

http://www.chacha.com/question/what-percentage-of-confederate-soldiers-owned-slaves

Only 7% of condfederate soldiers actually owned slaves. A real northern strategy would have been to make night raids and burn their printing presses, so they couldn't whip people into a fren… Read full post »

They say Tiki Barber's depressed at not being able to make an NFL comeback. He's probably broke, like most athletes 2 weeks after they retire.

If you make 20 million in 5 years you should proabably have some T-Bills, instead of leopards and a trainer for your mansion. Yes, they… Read full post »

Thank gor doe history books telling us about our history.

Here's the quiz, name the industry on your parties chart that isn't on the other. It's difficult, they are so incestuous: 

 

The Seniors are going to eat us for brunch if this is any indication. Nothing like having a house paid off, preffered stock, a pension, social security, Medica… Read full post »

Here's one I just finished. Recorded it last night, then made the video today. Enjoy:

 

CORNHOLED

 

Politicians in your pocket, bailouts in the bank

Everybody knows that the whole thing stank

Record bonuses in 09 and 10

Then you Lobby for some "stimulus" again

 

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Why does it take a Republican administration, like Bushs, for Progressives to actually start to question the media's official version of events? Here are a few riveting books, much more interesting than JFK theories because they are so broad. Covering many things going on unreported but undeniab… Read full post »

And a performance, not quite as successful:

Someone sent me this and I thought it was pretty damn cool:

Here's another new one:

And if I seem to be picking on the left more it's only because the right is not interesting enough to say much about.

But the issue is always a matter of too little or too much emotion in politics.

Most conservatives biggest crime is indifference -

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As horrific as government debt is, I bet we could raise the money in a decade by simply raising inheritance tax for individuals or Orgs getting over 2 million, to 60% or more, if necessary. So Bill Gates dies, we collect about 25 billion. Warren Buffett, more.  The Walton family? Oh,… Read full post »

This should be fun. Because Richard Rodgers "My Favorite Things" is so well suited to acapella, anything you write can be sung easily without accompaniment.

So my open call challenge is to rewrite it. One verse, several,  any amount should be funny:

Nuns in bikinis and dogs playing poker

Beagles… Read full post »