Ted Zeppelin
- Location
- New Jersey, USA
- Birthday
- May 09
- Title
- Counterpropagandist
- Bio
- Just look at us. Everything is backwards, everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religions destroy spirituality and governments destroy freedom.”
― Michael Ellner -----------------------------------
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"We are grateful to the Washington Post, the New York Times, Time Magazine, and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during these years. But the world is now more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government... The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto-determination practiced in past centuries." - David Rockefeller, Speaking in June, 1991 meeting in Baden, Germany"----------------------------
-"The scientific community would come down on me in no uncertain terms if I said the world had cooled from 1998. OK it has but it is only 7 years of data and it isn't statistically significant." - UN Scientist Phil Jones to scientist John Christy July 5th 2005--------------------------------------
MY RECENT POSTS
- You Can Not Hide Those Lion
Eyes
May 27, 2012 08:10PM - "National" Defense
May 27, 2012 12:42AM - Canadian Bacon
May 26, 2012 10:53AM - The Times Are A Changing
May 20, 2012 12:05AM - Meltdown
May 18, 2012 09:19PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Yes indeedy”
8:45PM - “Nice”
May 27, 2012 05:27AM - “Shhh. That's supposed to
be a secret. Iran Contra
never
happend. Go back to
sleep…”
May 27, 2012 04:07AM - “Yup. Canadians raising
hell. I've seen it all.
Actually their
pot
demonstration w…”
May 26, 2012 11:39AM - “Fairy floss?”
May 26, 2012 10:36AM
Ted Zeppelin's Links
- New Snark City - My Blogs
- Street Cred
- Ernst Gets a Research Grant
- Live With Dr Phil
- Eulogy For An Asshole
- Goodbye, Larry
- Hello, Larry
- Thomas Paine on the Sexes
- Johnny Sphincter
- New York on $10 a Day
- Where Are They Now
- Ass Scratch Fever
- Peter's Letter to the Phoenicians
- The Cult Of Personality
- Everything I Know, I Leared From...
- Bad Porn
- An Honest Politician
- The Dysfunctional Family Feud
- Marital Aids
- High Fashion
- Silent But Deadly
- Exorcizing
- Shit or Get Off The Can
- Ben Bernanke To The Rescue
- Overpopulation Solution
- Dick Cheney Now
- Bad Opening Lines
- Dr. Death
- How to Make Money Writing
- Devolution
- Wrong answers for a job interview
- What not to say in a job interveiw
- I Wish
- 21st Century Wedding
- Redneck Couture
- Things you should never say
- Graduation speech
- The Politics of the UN
- Failed Bumper Stickers
- Mamma Mia
- Putting the horse before descarte
- Old News
- Misc
- Great Books2
- Zingers
- Fucktards
- Phrase Origins
- Web Humor
- Good Albums
- Miss Boop
- Ron Paul's War Speech
- Wear Sunscreen
- The Good Word - Hunter S Thompson Quotes
- Recent Blogs by Subject
- Freakin News
- The State of the Nation
- The Body Politic - A Social Disease
- Timing
- Campaign Financing - OpenSecrets.Org
- Government Kickbacks
- Marcy Kaptur
- Alan Grayson
- Ron Paul
- Satire
- What every woman needs
- Maco, Maco On Bay
- Shit My Dad Says
- Sheldon the Wonderhorse
- Dr Blevins
- KM Breay
- Con Chapman
- Kreskin
- Little Willie
- All The News thats Unfit to Print
- General
- All Time Ticket Sales
- Movie Spoofs
- My Music
- My Itunes
- OS BLOGS
- Russian TV
- All Time Box Office - A Study in Mediocrity
- My Videos
- Bloomberg.com
- 10 Trillion, On The House
- Amanuensis
How to Make Women Moist
THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS
They say some women go for money
While other women go for power
Still some like humor, wit or stature
Men of distinction bearing flowers
If you want women to come calling
To beat them all off with a stick
I’ll give you a well guarded… Read full post »
Innocence Lost. 911 Remembered.
10 years after 911 and a lot has changed. We are poorer and less free while some are richer are more powerful. Entire industries have sprung up. Departments formed to connect every police department in the country via computer. OUr way of life has changed for the worse. Children are frisked… Read full post »
The Iron Triangle - War, Politics and Money
"Disarmament, with mutual honor and confidence, is a continuing imperative. Together we must learn how to compose differences, not with arms, but with intellect and decent purpose. Because this need is so sharp and apparent I confe…
Songs I Pulled Out Of My Ass
I assembled a new CD the past week, called "Bread and Circuses (Songs I Pulled out of my ass)" and thought I would put up some of the tracks. Here's an album you'll never see in a store or written up in a magazine:
Rick Perry - The Nastiest Man on Hee Haw
Ok, now I'm spooked. Perry is like W's evil twin. But the audience reaction is more disutrbing:
He's on e of the scariest candidates I've seen in years. One thing I'll say for Perry, he called Social Security a Ponzi Scheme, which all the candidates, moderators and commentators were…
War as Halftime Entertainment
Here's an interesting stat
http://www.chacha.com/question/what-percentage-of-confederate-soldiers-owned-slaves
Only 7% of condfederate soldiers actually owned slaves. A real northern strategy would have been to make night raids and burn their printing presses, so they couldn't whip people into a fren… Read full post »
The Mind of an Athlete
They say Tiki Barber's depressed at not being able to make an NFL comeback. He's probably broke, like most athletes 2 weeks after they retire.
If you make 20 million in 5 years you should proabably have some T-Bills, instead of leopards and a trainer for your mansion. Yes, they… Read full post »
Ben Bernake And Tim Geithner On How to Rob The Middle Class
The Political Fundraiser Quiz
Here's the quiz, name the industry on your parties chart that isn't on the other. It's difficult, they are so incestuous:
The Seniors are going to eat us for brunch if this is any indication. Nothing like having a house paid off, preffered stock, a pension, social security, Medica… Read full post »
Cornholed
Here's one I just finished. Recorded it last night, then made the video today. Enjoy:
CORNHOLED
Politicians in your pocket, bailouts in the bank
Everybody knows that the whole thing stank
Record bonuses in 09 and 10
Then you Lobby for some "stimulus" again
Cornholed, Cornh… Read full post »
Conspiracy "Theories" Based on Unspoken Historical Facts.
Why does it take a Republican administration, like Bushs, for Progressives to actually start to question the media's official version of events? Here are a few riveting books, much more interesting than JFK theories because they are so broad. Covering many things going on unreported but undeniab… Read full post »
Ron Paul Sells Invisibility Cloak To Military

%… Read full post »
Getting a Handel On Things
Ping
Someone sent me this and I thought it was pretty damn cool:
The Personal Ad Translator
HATES
Life - Grab It While You Can
Here's another new one:
If he punched you in the face, you would thank him
The Only Problem with Politics is Liberals and Conservatives
And if I seem to be picking on the left more it's only because the right is not interesting enough to say much about.
But the issue is always a matter of too little or too much emotion in politics.
Most conservatives biggest crime is indifference -
It's not my… Read full post »
How to Pay Off Our Debt - Inheritance Tax
As horrific as government debt is, I bet we could raise the money in a decade by simply raising inheritance tax for individuals or Orgs getting over 2 million, to 60% or more, if necessary. So Bill Gates dies, we collect about 25 billion. Warren Buffett, more. The Walton family? Oh,… Read full post »
Open Call - My Favorite Things
This should be fun. Because Richard Rodgers "My Favorite Things" is so well suited to acapella, anything you write can be sung easily without accompaniment.
So my open call challenge is to rewrite it. One verse, several, any amount should be funny:
Nuns in bikinis and dogs playing poker
Beagles… Read full post »
Ted Zeppelin's Favorites
Updates
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The magic of writing
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Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld And Their Lawyers Convicted For Torture And War Crimes.
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"Willing To Lay Down All My Joys"
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Assange in Court Wed - Clinton in Sweden Sun - Rally4JA!
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Fate
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I'VE GOT A SECRET ---- True lies to weep to!
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Mad Men 5.11: Prostitution and Power
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What's the Pente cost of Conscience?
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