Pirate Wimmen of OS - Dancing for Dakini (updated w/ tunage)
After today's failed and incredibly weak sneak attack today by Private Trudge Slurry, we are now ready to wage war on our own terms. As is the way of the world.
Of course tonight's festivities is in honour of Dakini Dancer who we lost earlier this year. Her spirit lives on in the Pirate Wimmen. Tonight we rise again in her honour. Please visit Robin Sneed's tribute to Dakini tonight
Josie Ortez aka Dakini Dancer
So tonight we dance and we celebrate one of our own. And we teach those boys a little reminder lesson at the same time. ~wink~
Pirate Wimmen, it's Martini Time!!!
To get started, please step up to the bar and help yourself to a cocktail.
Martinis are the house specialty, but anything goes...as you well know.
Next, choose the slave boy of your choice to administer your pedicure and settle in for an evening of pampering. Personally, I recommend Tinkerertink. He's got the touch. He's an expert pedicurist.
Ready your feet for a night of carefree dancing...
While you are lounging and being serviced, we'll have Trudge bring around some nibblies for your dining pleasure.
Feed your soul:
Something savory...
Something spicy...
Something sweet and juicy...
And finally, for our entertainment, Dr. Trig, wearing teensy hospital greens only, will dare to repeat his heart stopping potato surgery.
Eek!!!
Zucchini's pour femme
Finally, as you know, your General has been a little under pressure lately. So, I send you all these things with love and wish you much joy, laughter and dancing. I have every confidence that you will divide and conquer these infidels.
I have no doubt in your ability to Ross their Cindy's, Robin them of their pride and make them sneed their mommies while Owling in fear. IamSurly that you will defeat them and send them back to the barkinglot where they belong.
Sally forth troops. Victory is ours!!
But before we begin, let's all raise a chilled glass to Dakini and give each other a heartfelt Namaste.
Namaste!
And from Canada with love...
UPDATE
I found this on Dakini's April 30th Birthday Post:
I hope you all have found your place in the sun. And tonight? Go Native!
I give Thanks to the Great Above
I give Thanks to the Great Below
I give Thanks to the Point in the Center
May All Beings Be Happy!
I think it fits, don't you?
Thank you for link Cartouche....For anyone who wants the background on Dakini and why we are celebrating here, please check out this post.
A song request for one of our newest Pirate Wimmen... femme
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Comments
expecting you at my door soon? I hope......
-Dakini Dancer May 09, 2009 9:47 PM
Rock on pirate wimmens!
I can't quit staring at that damn potato! Dr Trig?? Report to surgery!
Private Ross reporting for duty!
martini helps, too.
"Escaped D's? Wouldn't that be me??? Apparently Trigster,
you didn't didn't read Nanatehay's post where I claimed the
right to be in charge, I am only allowing you and what's his
name to think you are.
Oh yes, bumblebees don't sting. Be nice and don't eat it."
DakiniDancer
May 08, 2009 05:14 PM
-Dakini Dancer May 09, 2009 7:09 PM
As I recall, Trig...Dakini knew how to use that whip....
pwoer to the the pirate wimmen in the name of dancin' Josie!
Cheers!
(and I really do know how to spell "power") think I'll just have another martini.....Nana, oh Nana.....the flamingo needs a cocktail, precious!
WOOHOOO!!
.....ohhhhh slave boooooy!.....
Welcome aboard everyone. I am just trying to make myself some pasta before I faint.
Squeeeeeeeeeee. Has anyone Squeeed yet?
Where's Cartouche???
Where's Zuma???
:)
"Personally, I recommend Tinkerertink. He's got the touch. He's an expert pedicurist. "
Ahhhh, and I love you too General Brady.
*big hugs and pinches on the ass*
That's how we say I love you in my country of North Dakota.
~wanders away to get his medication~
I'll have a vodka martini garnished with one of those "penis peppers" please. No marrow (if you don't mind). And perhaps Ablonde can bring along a couple o' lovely melons?
Rated
http://open.salon.com/blog/lonnie_lazar/2009/05/23/song_for_dakini
Fab, is nana shirking his duties tonight. A little slow off the mark. Best get the whip.
How have I never had a martini?
I am a little freaked out because Kerry's ol ONE EYE has suddenly appeared at the top of my blog for some reason. I think he's watching us. Gah
oh, may I please have a perfect manhattan? Served by a man with gorgeous hands? thank you.
FYI from Websters:
~wimmens: persons of the female persuasion with an acute case of penis envy.~
I knew y'all was a cute.
Dancin, piratin and a martini by Robin...ohhh this heaven for sure!
ummmmm jasmine? let's try jasmine
jasmine would be nice! Please?
And I hate Owl's job, she should be playin' pirate and Josie Dancin' with us)
and Fab...I'll make you a martooni...
and TRudge....get your ass over here before I paint your town red. xox
JK...what can I get you? xox
Paradise in a glass .... Robin, this is amazing!
Just one question. If y'all wrestled power away from Cappie as you claimed those many months ago, what are you revolting against now?
Think of the power we will wield once with him in our hold.
bwwaahahahahahahahha
(oops, do you have him yet? Gah, too soon right?)
Robin, I'll take one of those sage gin martinis please...Ooodles of olives. Merci beacoup. Or Beau Coup as it were.
Penis peppers are pretty popular I see.
I'll have mine stuffed.
::cough::
(thumbified for hoisting the black flag)
Thank you.
d
Here's some cheer in Dakini's name.
(Namaste, which by the way in Greek phonetically it means, we shall be).
::snickering::
(heehee)
Larry, Nanastini, I think we've found a new drink. Thanks. Now as one of the men, were you aware that you are now one of our slave boys.
Jodi - good one...spitting wine up. I think the peppers are the perfect accoutrement to Foody Tuesday.
denese, so glad that brought you some peace. Dakini would not want you to be suffering. She was a true spirit.
Stella - cheers, and thanks for the Greek translation. I mean efhareesta (please excuse my spelling. it's tough to swing a sword and spell in Greek)
Cappie, your idle threats really lose something with that baby avatar. Oooooh, watch out for the dirty diaper. ;O
((((Cartouche))) Try the sage martini darling. Robin's are the best.
Good thing Dubya didn't find out. He'd have launched an attack on the SS Margaritaville and this time he'd have found WMD!
"In to the degree that I am in......maybe this Pitbull craparama
is Kerry's way of showing who's in charge. Or Not."
May 11, 2009 10:08 pm
I DECLARE THAT THE WIMMIN ARE IN CHARGE!
Martinis have been berry, berry good to me....
DakiniDancer
March 25, 2009 02:47 AM
Maybe I need another martini, just to be sure ;)
-Dakini
Nanastey is having a martini..
(reporting conditions aboard)
When you do dance, I wish you
A wave o’ the sea, that you might ever do
Nothing but that.
William Shakespeare
I assume they are all relaxing in the pedicure lounge for now.
http://open.salon.com/blog/cartouche/2009/05/22/in_memorium_dakini_dancer
Larry, ouch. You have a bit of a sinister streak don't you now? Hmmm, we might be able to use you.
Let me get a refill and get back to you. :)
I'm pretty sure the martini's gonna make the difference ... or not(heehee) Perhaps, I should just settle for discovering my yummy side?
JK, honored I am you posted my song. It goes well with the "all those tears I cried" comment I left over at Robin's...
-Cartouche, tonight, just now on my blog!!!
I'm feeling oh so very spoiled ...
Can't stay (I'm being held prisoner by Long John Blacktooth), but thought I'd pay my respects to the beloved Dakini.
Have a drink for/on me!
pedicure lounge was full. robin, may i please have a double something?
Ok then!
~~~
Ladies, Larry's sending Thomas over. Anyone still waiting for a pedicure?
Robin, we need to put our heads together over this Larry thing. He's being awfully compliant. I am starting to think Trojan...no, no, no, not the condom, the horse. The big wooden thing. Are you thinking what I am thinking??
That potato needs to remain intact!
'sides that I'll serve drinks.
ain't painting toes... well, maybe
is trig on his way with the cocktails?
yes, glenfidditch will be perfect. thank you, darling.
Ah Trudgerie, so sorry about your lost hope on the cover. I know it was just a pipe dream at best, but sorry you had to have your bubble burst. I think it's time you get into your apron hon.
which I'm possibly enjoying more than I should. (?)
Ohhhh the pirate life for meeeeeeeeemememeemeee
go to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pamUf1PTjdA
and see if that doesn't get your hips moving in sync with mine.
does anyone have a harmonica?
We need to watch our flanks.
and i'm taking my flanks with me.
Femme, I've added the video for you. Nothing wrong with some good harp playing.
Cheers Juli!!
Fab, our flanks to look pretty darn good, don't they?
Robin, we need to prepare for Joan. We'll need a suitable martini to greet her with when she boards. Oooh, and maybe a new hat. Someting Piratie. I've added some new zucchini's to the post, and I've even figured out how to spell them.
Yes, fab...another martini would be nice. ;)
"Okay kids. My toes are painted and so is my liver. I need to go walk the dog and then meditate on Dakini before I go to sleep. She was a lovely human being, soul, artist, writer and spirit. Let's not forget that. G'night all and thank you for letting me participate in this wonderful remembrance and celebration. When you turn out the light tonight, ask her to pour some on you and us all.."
Love to all of you who participated in this celebration. I'm sure Dakini is swirling bright, white light and laughing out loud at our antics! xoxo
Larry, we can't discuss our secret plans with you. Joan is really the ultimate Pirate of the Pirate Wimmen. I am but a mere humble servant in her army. As for you and you the good ship Laureman, prepare to be boarded.
I don't feel sorry for poor Sludge - I think he's feeling a might lonely . . . if he would just capitulate instead of sulking in his imaginary world . . .
Party on, Dakini!
No wonder your country is in the state it is.
Owl, I wont' be lasting long. Exhausting few days as you now. This was a good diversion.
As for navigating the Northwest Passage. YOu get your 'merkan mittens off those Canadian lands. We won't be parting our seas for you, no sirrie Bob. We have rightful claim to that virgina land and all the secret treasures. And besides, we are using the icebreaker for margarita's tonight. Whoohoo.
In case you missed it back then: Om Tare Tutt Are Ture Soha
Now regarding the prior offer, I can see where you're coming from on the Northwest Passage. I do have a set of six Kabuki steak knives and a decent map of the Strait of Hormuz, if that would allow me to avert any mutiny.
Brian B, I will dance with thee.
Cap'n- we use WWW.DICKIONARY.CUM
The General has inspired me to enhance my name, (from tai, to Ms Tai).
Larry, I'm glad your still here. Where's Joan? I could use some good advice. Of course, no shortage of pirating wimmens here.
We love you, though. We'll let you live.
and that rockin' video -- i am grateful beyond words.
now, where's that slave boy with the massage oil?
Ms. Tai...I'll make you a drink...what'll you have? xox
(Al though, I've never had a martini, and they do say you should try everything at least once.)
(the penis potatos are priceless!) I will steal that.
(Guess that is the last we will see of Joan?)
Dharma,..dance on sweetie,
Stella, good point. Were I good with Photoshop, I might try that, but alas, I am not.
Ablonde, thanks for the link. There is another Tara connection in an earlier Dakini post as well. If you look at my banner, you'll see the Tara mantra and Tara as well. I connected with her while at the ashram and have adopted the mantra. It seemed like a bit of kismet tonight as I kept running into earlier references that went over myhead at the time.
robin, you are the prettiest slave boy i've ever laid eyes on. and i'm so jealous of that chocolate creation you made, i may have to toddle off to my own kitchen and get something similar.
then it's off to reading and sleeping in my nest since i have to get up and drive to LA tomorrow in the predawn hours.
i have enjoyed heartily my first (of many, i hope) pirate wimmen dancin' parties with you lovely OS ladies.
kisses and thanks to all.
Zuma, please feel free to borrow anything you like from my blog. Anytime General.
Larry, "originally from Texas?" hmmm. Does Joan need a drink? I find politics usually goes better with gin and olives and a blindfold. Just sayin'.
mwah atcha.
shiver me ... somethings.
Larry, How considerate. But do not mistake her youth for helplessness. there are no helpless Pirate Wimmen. If she is giving you that impression, she's playing you. I think I know who it is. Best to strap yourself in, it could be a bumpy ride---but it will be fun. ;) Sailor on.
femme, so glad you had fun. Be sure to tune in next time.
Speaking of bed, I think I am off. I've been trying to leave for half an hour. But Zuma's just posted, so I must go check things out on the Westest Coastest.
Goodnite and namaste all. Tink and Trig will be by to clean up in the morning.
Just to have a laugh, or sing a song.
Seems we just got started and before you know it
Comes the time we have to say, 'So long.'
sweet dreams, sweet friends....xox
Goodnight.
(Goodnight John Boy, and Mary Ellen. Goodnight, all.)
It is time to go to bed, when good spelling and punctuation eludes me...
But I did want you to know, Jane, I'd been by. Glad that you were generalizing this shindig. And this is the first time I've heard Lonnie's song, thanks for that. I don't think I have to say how awesome that man is.
OK, show me where the brooms and mops are, and I'll get started. Somebody is gonna have to move Trudge and Tink though - I've got a bad back......
While on your rounds, please see if you can find Larry. We lost him below decks last night. I am afraid what Kerry will do when he finds out what the pirate wimmen did to his brother (or what he missed out on). If you find him tied up wearing only a pirate shirt and pink toenails, please snap a few pictures before you cut him loose. And then for God's sake, toss him some clothes. We need to keep this sort of thing quiet or they'll shut us down. ;)
Cookie is preparin' a vast cauldron of mock chicken of the sea soup and bakin' fresh bread to heal the hung and to retrieve the over!
A sharp and stingin mornin' to all of ye!
'tis a fine morning indeed. larry, if you're missing that sextant, know that he's in my guest room, recovering. he was just administered a vitamin injection and should be conscious soon. i'll need to keep him until i have a replacement. you should interview for the sextant position forthwith.
i've had a bloody mary and had my new photo taken for OS avatar. will post soon. if you perceive a sort of -- je ne sais quoi -- Cheshire cat-ish look, well, you'll know how last night turned out.
let me know when the detritus is removed from deck. we'll be a'sailing someday soon.
I'll probably have more comments once I read through this but wanted to say that I just watched/listened to the Bonnie and Kim vid which was beyond cool and appropriate. I saw Kim Wilson, Jimmie Vaughn and company, the Fabulous Thunderbirds Labor Day 1993 not long after Stevie Ray left us here.
They put on a celebration of Stevie's life that night that was beyond incredible; PA turned up to just short of deafening and Jimmie played his white strat like I'd never seen before.
I think now that memory will be stuck in my mind next to this party that you and Robin put on for Josie.
Simply awesome!
(Now send back my Tink if your done with him)
How did you get the photo GordonO's red penis??????????
God Bless ya Dakini. We all miss you.
Rated (NOT! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
~grin~
I'm sorry I wandered off, wifey threw me an issue involving Windows and Messenger and well, Bill Gates won't reply to my email for a fix!! ~GRRRRRRRRRR~
A grand celebration for a grand lady!!! ~hugs throughout~
Hey, Trig, wait for me!!
~runs off stage left, Jay Leno still smiling~
Condolences to all on the loss of your friend, Dakini Dancer. It sounds as if she was an amazing person.
General Zuma. Well done. As usual.
femme!!! what more can I say. :)
larry, you really do look great in pink.
Trig, I think Josie was here with us through the night, and smiling.
KoB, rate it or suffer.
Max, you would have liked Dakini. She had a way about her.
Tink...well done. You are my favourtie slave boy. Come here darlin'. Let me give you a smack.
Shootmenow, welcome to OS. All wimmen of OS are part of the Pirate movement. We do not schedule these insurrections, they just sort of happen when things get a little tense. Stay alert, keep your snark sharp, and climb onboard anytime you see the Pirate Wimmens afoot. I hope you like martinis. ;)