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John L. Roberson

John L. Roberson
Location
Seattle, Washington, USA
Birthday
January 22
Title
Cartoonist/Illustrator/Writer
Company
Bottomless Studio
Bio
John Linton Roberson is an illustrator, cartoonist and writer, living, at present, in Seattle, Washington. Currently he is working on a comics version of Frank Wedekind's LULU, now in THIS SICKNESS #6, available at Amazon.com, along with his autobiographical graphic novella MARTHA. He is also developing an ongoing series starring his cult favorite character Vladrushka. Find out more at jlroberson.org. Follow him on Twitter, too! @jlr_1969

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MARCH 9, 2011 3:44PM

The Vicious, Unfounded Accusations That James O'Keefe Rapes Hamsters

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Rumors can be deadly things if you don't deny them proactively.

Here's an example. Some say James O'Keefe likes to behead hamsters after raping them. Some say he prefers to do so before. Others say he doesn't behead them at all.

These are all awful things to say, as are the rumors he's a furry and his favored costume is that of a French poodle.

When will he address this?

If I were James O'Keefe, I'd sure want to deny raping hamsters. But he doesn't. Seems suspicious to me. In fact, I haven't heard O'Keefe even mention the accusations of hamster rape. What has he got to hide?

The very worst part is the nature of the alleged victims. Hamsters could never confirm nor deny James O'Keefe raped them, even if it was 12 in 1 night. They're hamsters. They can't talk. But people? Oh, they can.

O'Keefe raping hamsters is a horrid image. No one should picture it. Yet they have to, because of loose and unsubstantiated talk. You'd almost start to think there might be something to it.

And then there's the people who want to ruin Rupert Murdoch's 80th birthday party by saying he'll have bound underage prostitutes of both sexes as party favors. He does not seem to think this is important enough to deny. Nor does he deny when some say Sean Hannity gives him a Dirty Sanchez every fortnight. He just lets these things spread like wildfire.

Seems strange to me, but I'm not him. I guess he knows what he's doing.

Opinions differ. Let's teach the controversy.

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What did you know, Mr. O'Keefe, and when did you know it (in a Biblical sense)?
And yet, not a squeak.

THAT WE KNOW OF.
The fact, Mr Roberson, is that if you had looked into this story before you so incautiously wrote this smear on O'Keefe's good name, you'd know the hamster sex was consensual.
The hamster at the center of this controversy has admitted the rape accusation was false, and her true complaint is she wasn't satisfied.

So there, Mr Smear Merchant!
Oh you Libs are always willing to jump to conclusions without the facts.

Check your sources..... it was bunnies not hamsters.
The source of these rumors has been completely discredited. Obviously, it was a disgruntled former hamster that was looking to cash in on a lucrative lawsuit and/or book deal.
I think someone should ask Judith Regan about that. I wouldn't know.