I DIDN'T WRITE THAT!
questionable words & pictures from John Linton Roberson.
John L. Roberson
- Location
- Seattle, Washington, USA
- Birthday
- January 22
- Title
- Cartoonist/Illustrator/Writer
- Company
- Bottomless Studio
- Bio
- John Linton Roberson is an illustrator, cartoonist and writer, living, at present, in Seattle, Washington. Currently he is working on a comics version of Frank Wedekind's LULU, now in THIS SICKNESS #6, available at Amazon.com, along with his autobiographical graphic novella MARTHA.
He is also developing an ongoing series starring his cult favorite character Vladrushka.
Find out more at jlroberson.org.
Follow him on Twitter, too!
@jlr_1969
MY RECENT POSTS
- Pigface
May 27, 2012 09:05PM - Godspeed You!Black Emperor:
"Raise Your Skinny Fists Like
Antennas To Heaven"
May 26, 2012 07:40AM - Your Random UK Comedy For
Today #5: Chris Morris' BLUE
JAM- Throat Doctor
May 24, 2012 03:32AM - Hey Pastor Worley...
May 21, 2012 10:16PM - Xenakis- Pléïades, for 6
percussionists + Psappha
May 20, 2012 05:46AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I can only settle all
arguments here in the ancient
and
honored way of my
people.…”
August 08, 2011 03:10AM - “Some people are happy to
be bots. Whether they're crap
or
not, I only have my
own…”
August 07, 2011 08:10PM - “Thanks, Mark. I imagine
you're the only one here
commenting
who actually knows
wh…”
August 07, 2011 06:41PM - “Why did this merit a
post ALL THE WAY FROM SEATTLE?
Because
Lawrence O'Donnell
br…”
August 07, 2011 05:24PM - “Perhaps I was a bit
snippy, but I am not going to
explain
again I was just
giving…”
August 07, 2011 05:22AM
John L. Roberson's Links
- John Roberson's Links
- PETROBEAST! (cartoon)
- MY WRITINGS
- NRA Parents
- PUMPKIN BOY'S HALLOWEEN drawn by Emily Kaplan(aka Ophelia the Creep)
- NOSTALGIA IN A NUTSHELL
- UNCLE CYRUS (1) written by John E. Williams
- LULU: Development(PDF)
- VLADRUSHKA (NSFW)
- VITRIOL a tale of love, art & explosives (12-part graphic novel, online)
- COMIC SHOP EXPERIENCE written by Shane Durgee
- GLASS HOUSE written by Janet Harvey
- LULU based on the plays of Frank Wedekind (serialized online)
- RAPUNZEL written by Charles Alverson
- DICK CHENEY'S SAFE (cartoon)
- THE MAN
- THE STORY OF OH! (NSFW)written by Charles Alverson
- THIS SICKNESS #6 featuring LULU (at Amazon)
- MARTHA (at Amazon)
- ABOUT JOHN L. ROBERSON
- THINGS TO BUY
- PORTFOLIO
- ARTICLES & REVIEWS (Helium)
- MY COMICS
- BOTTOMLESS STUDIO
NOVEMBER 8, 2011 9:59PM
Rage Addict/Deadbeat Dad Rep. Joe Walsh Decides Yelling At His Constituents Is Good Politics
...and when you see this, it's not hard to understand what he must have sounded like as a husband and father. He yells impatiently at his own constituents within less that two minutes in this clip. Whenever I've seen him on any news but Fox, he always has that biting-my-lip-waiting-to-talk look
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NOVEMBER 5, 2011 9:43PM
Goldfrapp-"Koko" (live in Germany)
A big huge magnificent song(with music that reminds me a bit of Suicide or Gary Numan) by Alison Goldfrapp, live in 2008, from her album Supernature
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NOVEMBER 5, 2011 5:59PM
Slowdive-"Souvlaki Space Station"
A beautifully spacy song I never seem to get tired of. From 1994's Souvlaki
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NOVEMBER 5, 2011 5:34PM
Krautrock - The Rebirth of Germany (BBC Documentary)
An excellent recent documentary on one of my favorite music genres--which isn't really a "genre" at all--Krautrock. If not familiar, this will give you a good basic training in the subject.
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NOVEMBER 2, 2011 4:18AM
"The Hills Have Eyes" (Wes Craven, 1977) -Hollywood Bitchslap Review, 2000
(Not one of my better-written reviews, but eh.)
Wes Craven is maddening. I really cannot stand the SCREAM films--except the first. After that the postmodernism becomes an excuse for one more fucking slasher series but one that can sell itself to those too smart for such things. Along with Romero, Cron
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NOVEMBER 2, 2011 4:11AM
Do Look Now-"Don't Look Now" (Nic Roeg, 1973)
More Nic Roeg for you, the classic psychic-horror film starring Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland. Besides just being eerie as hell, it also has one of the most explicit, and well-done, sex scenes ever, of a sort that seemed not to be possible outside 1969-1974. (And hot married sex at
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NOVEMBER 1, 2011 10:19PM
"The Hobbit" (Rankin-Bass, 1977)
The animated TV version by Jules Bass, from 1977. I remember watching this when it aired. Didn't make me like Tolkien, but I liked the way this movie looked.
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NOVEMBER 1, 2011 4:00AM
THE DEVILS (1971) -Hollywood Bitchslap Review, 1999
The only Ken Russell film you ever need to see. That is,
if you want to avoid the steaming mounds of shit he's turned out,
which tend to distract one with stench & volume from the few
perfect roses hidden within. Some have their favorite films by a
director; most I… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 1, 2011 3:32AM
Reasons To Be Cheerful, Part 3
Some timewasting. If you're one of the 70,000 pairs of eyeballs that have been enjoying the new Vladrushka pinups(NSFW)so far, after checking out the new stuff, go to these places that I like. (click on images)





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NOVEMBER 1, 2011 3:00AM
Horror From the Monster's Point of View
As randomly sputtered on Twitter. I take no responsibility; see title of blog above.
DADDY DON'T dir. David Lynch, starring Jack Nance
I'LL TEACH YOU TO CRY: a guide to infant care - dir. Paul Morrissey
MY GODDAMN HUSBAND, starring Willem DaFoe and Charlotte Gainsboroug dir. Lars von Trier
INVASION OF TH
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OCTOBER 29, 2011 9:29PM
Vladrushka -Pinups & Other Artwork
All
Vladrushka pinups to date, plus other art, now have their own
page at Vladrushka's
site.And almost all are utterly filthy, naturally. (though a couple actually have Vladrushka in clothes)
Click here!
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OCTOBER 29, 2011 6:08PM
Murnau's NOSFERATU (1924) + Dreyer's VAMPYR (1931)
Two classics of vampire horror to also watch online, following up on my Count Dracula post: F.W. Murnau's silent NOSFERATU (I also recommend Herzog's 1979 version, which is just as good in its own way) and Carl Theodor Dreyer's virtually-silent, eerie and deeply weird VAMPYR.
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OCTOBER 29, 2011 6:06PM
Count Dracula (BBC, 1977)
And now a treat for Halloween--My
favorite version of Dracula, by Philip
Saville & Gerald Savory, which I first saw when I was 8(as
mentioned
here), starring Louis Jourdan. Any adaptation of Dracula will
always be one removed from the original, because the original is an
epistolary(told th…
OCTOBER 28, 2011 4:07AM
Black Tambourine + Come: Two Great Bands You Never Heard Of
Two of the best alternative-era bands you've never heard of. And nothing like goddamn Nirvana(no offense), which anniversaries have given me the chance to wish they'd blow their heads off all over again so I can relive seeing nothing but the same documentary all day, every day, if I turned on
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OCTOBER 27, 2011 4:12AM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Time of the Great Pumpkin + Pumpkin Boy (1991)
From Robot Chicken.
And a bonus: one of the very first comics I ever wrote which was drawn by the great genius Emily Kaplan(then aka Ophelia the Creep), from 1991 and very nearly a Single Page (and ten more, if we'd followed through, sigh) in Dave Sim's Cerebus Bi-Weekly except I think
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OCTOBER 27, 2011 3:52AM
"The Yellow Book" (Vol. 13, 1897)
Also at Google Books. (and here) And probably NSFW. They were much more indecent in the good ol' days.
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OCTOBER 27, 2011 3:20AM
Hard core: power, pleasure, and the "frenzy of the visible" By Linda Williams
A (rather large) excerpt from Williams' classic, which has been a big influence on how I approach the genre
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OCTOBER 27, 2011 3:05AM
Vulgarity is the Least Effective Way to Disturb People
...because they grow to enjoy it.
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OCTOBER 27, 2011 12:26AM
Karl Marx-"Capital: a critical analysis of capitalist production" Vol. 1
Via Google Books.
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OCTOBER 24, 2011 11:24AM
"Gimme Shelter" (Maysles, 1970)
The documentary of the Rolling Stones' disastrous 1969 Altamont concert. Complete.
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OCTOBER 24, 2011 3:32AM
Vladrushka, Berlin, & London Pinup: FIXATIONS (color, NSFW)
As threatened: The inked and colored version of this sketch from a week or so ago.

Click image to enlarge. And also to see a bigger version of the picture.
More pinups and comics with Vladrushka and her (adult) daughters, that are absolutely and inexcusably filthy, can be found here.
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OCTOBER 23, 2011 6:16AM
"Fucking dog," Charlie Brown would mutter to himself every day. "Fucking, fucking dog."
THE
HELL BEAGLEWrong thought fragments about PEANUTS(repost from 2010):
The worst part of owning Snoopy was getting him to agree to toilet training.
When Snoopy learned to read before he did, Charlie Brown decided then and there, the dog must die. But Charlie was just that feckless. Even when he… Read full post »
OCTOBER 23, 2011 4:29AM
"Pearl Harbor" -Anti-Review. From Hollywood Bitchslap (2002)
PEARL HARBOR (2001)
SCENE: INT. Nighttime at the home of Jerry Bruckheimer, candles lit at each point of a pentagram chalked on the table, Bruckheimer sitting, sort of fidgety for some reason, at the east end of it, holding a 2-pound sack of what looks like sugar till he does his gums
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OCTOBER 23, 2011 2:19AM
Ren & Stimpy- "Naked Beach Frenzy"
Classic censored John K. episode of everyone's favorite cartoon starring a skinned chihuahua.
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OCTOBER 22, 2011 11:12PM
The Inertia of Herman Cain, As Time Ticks Away for the GOP
The problem with lightning in a bottle is that you then have to do something with it or it just dies. Herman Cain has been playing to what the crowd applauds, and thinks he says the right things to push the buttons of the great American consumer, but when he actually
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John L. Roberson's Favorites
Updates
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A number of reflections on personal growth
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I Didn’t Vote for Obama in 2008; but I’ll be First in 2012
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The cat came back: Felix's incredible Berlin odyssey
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NY Times Reviews My Student's Film Abt His Mental Illness
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Why “Income Inequality” is a losing issue and how to fix it
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Stranger in the House
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The Hell of Health Care
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Robert F. Kennedy's estranged wife hangs herself
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