I DIDN'T WRITE THAT!

questionable words & pictures from John Linton Roberson.

John L. Roberson

John L. Roberson
Location
Seattle, Washington, USA
Birthday
January 22
Title
Cartoonist/Illustrator/Writer
Company
Bottomless Studio
Bio
John Linton Roberson is an illustrator, cartoonist and writer, living, at present, in Seattle, Washington. Currently he is working on a comics version of Frank Wedekind's LULU, now in THIS SICKNESS #6, available at Amazon.com, along with his autobiographical graphic novella MARTHA. He is also developing an ongoing series starring his cult favorite character Vladrushka. Find out more at jlroberson.org. Follow him on Twitter, too! @jlr_1969



...and when you see this, it's not hard to understand what he must have sounded like as a husband and father. He yells impatiently at his own constituents within less that two minutes in this clip. Whenever I've seen him on any news but Fox, he always has that biting-my-lip-waiting-to-talk look

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NOVEMBER 5, 2011 9:43PM

Goldfrapp-"Koko" (live in Germany)



A big huge magnificent song(with music that reminds me a bit of Suicide or Gary Numan) by Alison Goldfrapp, live in 2008, from her album Supernature.


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NOVEMBER 5, 2011 5:59PM

Slowdive-"Souvlaki Space Station"



A beautifully spacy song I never seem to get tired of. From 1994's Souvlaki.

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An excellent recent documentary on one of my favorite music genres--which isn't really a "genre" at all--Krautrock. If not familiar, this will give you a good basic training in the subject.


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(Not one of my better-written reviews, but eh.)

Wes Craven is maddening. I really cannot stand the SCREAM films--except the first. After that the postmodernism becomes an excuse for one more fucking slasher series but one that can sell itself to those too smart for such things. Along with Romero, Cron

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More Nic Roeg for you, the classic psychic-horror film starring Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland. Besides just being eerie as hell, it also has one of the most explicit, and well-done, sex scenes ever, of a sort that seemed not to be possible outside 1969-1974. (And hot married sex at

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NOVEMBER 1, 2011 10:19PM

"The Hobbit" (Rankin-Bass, 1977)



The animated TV version by Jules Bass, from 1977. I remember watching this when it aired. Didn't make me like Tolkien, but I liked the way this movie looked.

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The only Ken Russell film you ever need to see. That is, if you want to avoid the steaming mounds of shit he's turned out, which tend to distract one with stench & volume from the few perfect roses hidden within. Some have their favorite films by a director; most I… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 1, 2011 3:32AM

Reasons To Be Cheerful, Part 3



Some timewasting. If you're one of the 70,000 pairs of eyeballs that have been enjoying the new Vladrushka pinups(NSFW)so far, after checking out the new stuff, go to these places that I like. (click on images)










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NOVEMBER 1, 2011 3:00AM

Horror From the Monster's Point of View



As randomly sputtered on Twitter. I take no responsibility; see title of blog above.

DADDY DON'T dir. David Lynch, starring Jack Nance

I'LL TEACH YOU TO CRY: a guide to infant care - dir. Paul Morrissey

MY GODDAMN HUSBAND, starring Willem DaFoe and Charlotte Gainsboroug dir. Lars von Trier

INVASION OF TH

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OCTOBER 29, 2011 9:29PM

Vladrushka -Pinups & Other Artwork



All Vladrushka pinups to date, plus other art, now have their own page at Vladrushka's site.

And almost all are utterly filthy, naturally. (though a couple actually have Vladrushka in clothes)

Click here!








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Two classics of vampire horror to also watch online, following up on my Count Dracula post: F.W. Murnau's silent NOSFERATU (I also recommend Herzog's 1979 version, which is just as good in its own way) and Carl Theodor Dreyer's virtually-silent, eerie and deeply weird VAMPYR.






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OCTOBER 29, 2011 6:06PM

Count Dracula (BBC, 1977)



And now a treat for Halloween--My favorite version of Dracula, by Philip Saville & Gerald Savory, which I first saw when I was 8(as mentioned here), starring Louis Jourdan. Any adaptation of Dracula will always be one removed from the original, because the original is an epistolary(told th

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Two of the best alternative-era bands you've never heard of. And nothing like goddamn Nirvana(no offense), which anniversaries have given me the chance to wish they'd blow their heads off all over again so I can relive seeing nothing but the same documentary all day, every day, if I turned on

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From Robot Chicken.



And a bonus: one of the very first comics I ever wrote which was drawn by the great genius Emily Kaplan(then aka Ophelia the Creep), from 1991 and very nearly a Single Page (and ten more, if we'd followed through, sigh) in Dave Sim's Cerebus Bi-Weekly except I think

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OCTOBER 27, 2011 3:52AM

"The Yellow Book" (Vol. 13, 1897)



Also at Google Books. (and here) And probably NSFW. They were much more indecent in the good ol' days.

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A (rather large) excerpt from Williams' classic, which has been a big influence on how I approach the genre. Again from Google Books.

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...because they grow to enjoy it.

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Via Google Books.

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OCTOBER 24, 2011 11:24AM

"Gimme Shelter" (Maysles, 1970)



The documentary of the Rolling Stones' disastrous 1969 Altamont concert. Complete.

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As threatened: The inked and colored version of this sketch from a week or so ago.


Click image to enlarge. And also to see a bigger version of the picture.


More pinups and comics with Vladrushka and her (adult) daughters, that are absolutely and inexcusably filthy, can be found here.
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THE HELL BEAGLE
Wrong thought fragments about PEANUTS(repost from 2010):


The worst part of owning Snoopy was getting him to agree to toilet training.

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PEARL HARBOR (2001)

SCENE: INT. Nighttime at the home of Jerry Bruckheimer, candles lit at each point of a pentagram chalked on the table, Bruckheimer sitting, sort of fidgety for some reason, at the east end of it, holding a 2-pound sack of what looks like sugar till he does his gums

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OCTOBER 23, 2011 2:19AM

Ren & Stimpy- "Naked Beach Frenzy"



Classic censored John K. episode of everyone's favorite cartoon starring a skinned chihuahua.

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The problem with lightning in a bottle is that you then have to do something with it or it just dies. Herman Cain has been playing to what the crowd applauds, and thinks he says the right things to push the buttons of the great American consumer, but when he actually

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