jlsathre

jlsathre
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I'm a lawyer in my past life, who got the kids through college and decided to try something different and a little more fun. A used book store sounded like a good idea, so that's where I am for now. I just hadn't counted on a recession or E-readers and am a little afraid there's going to be a third act. In the meantime, I have plenty to read and a little time to write. Not a bad way to spend a day.

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JANUARY 6, 2012 9:11AM

My Grandson, The Wanna Be Dog

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I'm going to Africa in a few weeks to see my grandson and I'm a little nervous. The last time I saw him he was only two months old and he probably won't remember that I was the one who found his favorite orange pacifer when everyone else was trying to get him to make do with the green one. 

Since them, he's only seen me on Skype and in pictures in a photo book. He seems to like me okay and smiles at me across cyberspace every time we Skype. He even crawls up close to the monitor to see me and babbles a bit. All fine signs.  Except that I'm a little afraid that the person he knows and likes is "Flat Grandma"--that one dimensional person he sees on the monitor.  When I show up--a full sized, three dimensional person--I'm worried he won't recognize me at all.

It's not my only concern though.  I also have a concern about Flynn himself.  He has no siblings and so far no little playmates his own size. What he does have are two parents and a nanny--who all tower over him--and an overfed beagle that barks loudly, has fun squeaky toys, likes biscuits, and is very close to the size of one eight month old little boy.

Therein lies the problem, because my daughter is convinced that Flynn is patterning his behavior after Abbey the dog.  She has some evidence.

Although Flynn once liked nothing better than  standing and attempting to walk, he's now lost nearly all interest in standing upright and prefers to crawl on all fours, often straight to Abby's food bowls. They both like to lick things and neither show a bit of sense about what they put in their mouths.  Flynn doesn't say mama or dada or any other words, but he's perfected a pant, has a babble that sounds suspiciously like a bark, and a howl that rivals a beagle's. He likes the same squeaky toys that Abby does, and they both like the same biscuits, especially if they're found on the floor or placed directly into their mouths by Mom.  Both are often seen with their tongues hanging out waiting for a biscuit or for no reason at all, and Flynn tends to use his mouth, instead of his hands, for all sorts of things like climbing, guiding his walker, and carrying his toys. They like to follow each other aound, love their walks, but are both prone to find trouble unless kept on a short leash. And neither seem much interested in training. 

It all sounds pretty cute to me, but it does cause a little concern.  Mainly because I can't decide if this non-flat, three dimensional grandma is more likely to gain Flynn's favor by showing up with a suitcase filled with toys or dog biscuits. I think I'll pack both.

 

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I am so happy to hear that you are going.
My grandniece is 13 months and she definitely thinks she is the dog's sister. She has decided that she must wear the dogs collar. They take it off to walk the dog and she does not like it. They have tried putting a different collar on the dog but then she wants that one. She really wants to eat the dogs food and drink its water, but they have managed to keep her away from that.
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I'm sure you will be just fine! Although a grandma could never go wrong with a suitcase of toys and dog biscuits. Just be sure to rub their bellies. Enjoy your time together!
Good luck with all this flat grandma!

Oh my god I'm laughing... Flynn the beagle wannabe
That IS really cute - and very interesting! I read recently that a study's been done that shows dogs understand humans on the same level as a two-year-old child - so it's kind of like if Flynn were just playing with a bigger kid....sort of.... I'm so glad you'll get to go visit him in person and see what's what!
This is really funny! Abby the older sister! Everything will work out--maybe Flynn will be a dog whisperer. You're going to Africa! Wow! Document!!!!
My experience has been with dogs and kids is that really, the main difference is that the dog wants to obey you.
ugh. mangled syntax. sorry.
Have you practiced crawling around on all fours?
Romantic Poetess--Flynn hasn't reached the collar stage yet. Maybe I need to bring one.
Jennifer--Belly rubbing. Yes! Good idea.
Trig--Thanks. I think I'm going to xerox my face so I can hold that in front of me too.
Alysa--That makes sense.
Good Daughter--I'll be taking pictures for sure.
Divorce Bard--In this case, they're both still working on obey.
Barbara--I've got the crawling down pat. Getting up can be the problem.
the dog must be considered in all matters
of Developmental Psychology. This is where Erickson
and Piaget missed the mark. They have theories of patterned
play, sure, but they forget the DOG....


"this non-flat, three dimensional grandma" will do fine.

i thought this was a piece about being nervous over goin to
africa..which i would be...but i am nervous going
across town...

grandchildren are to be taken in hand by
"women who run with the wolves" and educated, i think.
WOW, What a _gem_ of a post, JLS (or ... um ... "how should one address you"?). I can't thank you enough for "favoriting me" so that I'd see it. Only been with you and your blogsite for about 15 minutes so I won't "rattle on" to clog up your page, but I'll do a kind of Linda bit, here by saying something like

R+++++

more at a later time. ;-)
WOW, What a _gem_ of a post, JLS (or ... um ... "how should one address you"?). I can't thank you enough for "favoriting me" so that I'd see it. Only been with you and your blogsite for about 15 minutes so I won't "rattle on" to clog up your page, but I'll do a kind of Linda bit, here by saying something like

R+++++

more at a later time. ;-)
What a fascinating journey...for all of you. Sounds like baby and daughter need Grandma. They call me "yaya" in my house. And I might not walk like a dog but these jowls are beginning to resemble those belonging to my basset hound, Hazel. Bon voyage!!!!