1. The question mark does not always go inside the quotation marks. So much for a sure thing.
2. There are actually only three people here, with a lot of different alters. This discovery is the reason for the rumors of its demise. However, they can't close until they figure out how to divvy up all the tipping money.
3. Everyone looks better when they were ten. No one looks better in a Speedo or when ranting.
4. Cats are not only independent. They are also funny and can curse with the best of them. However, they may not be cats. They could be dogs altering as cats.
5. It's time to take "Editor" off my list of dream jobs.
6. A thick skin should be written in as an additional Term of Service.
7. Just because someone looks like Hemmingway and writes like Hemmingway, doesn't mean he is Hemmingway. He could be a cat.
8. This would be a good place for a sociological study. Where's Daisyjane when we need her?
9. The best way to get an EP is to....oops, sorry, haven't learned this one yet, but there are some name change suggestions.
10. I may be really messed up because I still like it here and hold out hope.