jlsathre

jlsathre
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I'm a lawyer in my past life, who got the kids through college and decided to try something different and a little more fun. A used book store sounded like a good idea, so that's where I am for now. I just hadn't counted on a recession or E-readers and am a little afraid there's going to be a third act. In the meantime, I have plenty to read and a little time to write. Not a bad way to spend a day.

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SEPTEMBER 19, 2012 10:38AM

Waiting in Line For an iPhone 5

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I left my phone at home yesterday. Again. Not on purpose. I just forgot to put it in my purse. Which I do fairly often. It never really bothers me. 

 

I'll be on a plane or at a play and they'll make an announcement to turn off all mechanical devices and I'll look in my purse and be a little surprised when the phone's actually there.

 

Sometimes I even leave it at home on purpose. Not usually for the whole day, but when I run to the store, or walk the dog, or go out to eat.

 

I think it's a generational thing. My daughters are never without their phones. They're lost without them. If they were at a play and saw they didn't have their phone, they'd probably go back home to get it, or borrow their seatmate's phone to call someone to bring it to them, or panic.

 

I'm much more casual about it."Oops, I forgot my phone."

 

It might make a difference if I was expecting important calls or tweets, but I rarely am.

  

And it might make a difference if my phone did all the things that most phones do these days--like play games, receive emails, take videos, write novels. Mine's a flip phone that only does calls and takes pictures. Or at least I think it takes pictures. I never actually do that. 

 

If you're running for President and making a speech in front of a group that you think is like-minded enough that you can say what's really on your mind, you're going to be safe with me. You'll have dissed 47% of the population before I even figure out if my phone has an audio and video function. That is, of course, if I remembered to bring it.

 

I think it would make a difference if I grew up thinking everybody was reachable at all times and that I should be too. Which I didn't. And don't. I grew up with land lines and pay phones and being paged at airports.

 

I was at an airport a couple weeks ago and heard a page, and was immediately on the alert. I wanted to connect with that other person who forgets their phone. 

 

Back in the day, we didn't even have voice mail or answering machines, let alone text. If you called and nobody answered, you didn't much worry about it. You just called back later. The pay phones even gave you your dime back.

 

These days I have to be a little more careful. Because my daughters worry when I don't answer. Like the time I went shopping after work and didn't take my phone. It was 7:00 p.m., I wasn't home, and my youngest daughter was so worried she started calling people to see if they knew where I was. Even people in different states.

 

"Hello?!" Is this the same daughter that stayed out all night knowing that I would be waiting up and worrying on the couch?

    

I thought this was a generational thing too. Moms worry and kids think you shouldn't. It kind of makes me happy to realize that I can get payback by doing nothing other than leaving my phone at home.

    

I read some articles recently about privacy issues with cell phones. And I couldn't help but remember the days of party lines, when we actually shared phone lines with other people. Families who lived in the country shared with a whole bunch of other folks, each with their own distinctive ring. But if you wanted to listen in on what Ethel down the road was saying all you had to do was quietly pick up the handset.*

 

*(a handset is the piece of an antique rotary phone that you hold in your hand, speaking into the bottom half while holding the top half to your ear. It's connected to the base by a coiled cord that tangles easily, but that can be untangled by holding the end closest to the base high in the air and letting the handset dangle.) 

 

Just now I read about people camping out at night to get the newest version of a phone that's at least six versions away from the one that I'm perfectly happy with, but could no longer buy because it's extinct.

 

It kind of makes me feel that I'm a little extinct too.

 

It kind of makes me want to go and camp out in that line.

 

If I do, I think I'm going to leave my phone at home. Boy will that make my daughters worry. 

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The first guy I knew with a cell phone had to carry a little power pack around with him, and the phone had an antenna and was about the size of Maxwell Smart's shoephone. If they would just bring back some of those features the lines would be much shorter.
I have a plain brown wrapper cell phone with no minutes from Virgin. I'll by some time when I go to Texas in October but will probably not use them all and some portion of them will no doubt expire. The i-phone 5 is something that I will never comprehend... not dissimilar from $1600 women's shoes, $20,000 Rolex wrist watches or bouffant hair ... but I'm just an old geezer.
The wife and I just had a disagreement (argument) about me answering the phone. I don't do it. She has a cellphone she keeps in the car for emergencies, but I've never used it. I hate talking on the phone and have nothing to talk about when I do. It's funny sitting in front of WalMart,and watching people bump into each other or knock over a rack or something. People are getting dumber and dumber!
I have a flip phone with the paint worn off from being in my pocket with nails and keys and stuff. I guess it can take pictures because I can hear the shudder go off inside my pants when I bend over. The only time it ever rings is when I am someplace where I have been asked to turn it off and have neglected to do so. R
Con--My girls' dad had one of those. He used to emarrass them to death by carrying it around.

jmac--That's probably what I would have if my girls didn't pass down their old ones and put me on their family plans.

Scanner--For the life of me, I can't figure out what they talk about all the time. One of my daughters would call when walking somewhere and then call again 20 minutes later when walking back home. I finally had to tell her that my life just wasn't that interesting and I had nothing left to say.

Gerald--Were they paging you at the airport the other day by any chance?
I consider my IPhone 4s an appendage. My kids keep telling me to set the thing down. I would have to go back home to get it if, God forbid, I ever were to leave it at home! I keep a charger in my bag that I use when I'm in church! I understand you can also make calls with it, but I haven't really got the hang of that feature just yet.
oh you are kind of an old gal, i guess. but that is cool.
i delve diffidently into this computer revolution the nice young
genius geekheads have delivered unto us,
for my philosophical/theological training tells me
that anything that improves the possibility of a noosphere
or an oversoul or a collective consciousness
evolving
is probably what was meant to be.

i am not gonna be no pioneer in it tho!
but it is well and good to get a text from a beloved gal
or a sister off on an adventure
or to get email from yer long lost cousin as i did
telling me i got some new relatives, his twin daughters.

ha "Moms worry and kids think you shouldn't. It kind of makes me happy to realize that I can get payback by doing nothing other than leaving my phone at home"


well but dont take it to the extreme. we are a village.
it is the way it is. we will die, and
the village will be more interconnected after we are gone,
and i dunno, i am a literary guy,
i wish i was getting emails about books people have read
and what they learned offa them, but that happens
once in a blue moon.

as long as i got some smarts, i am gonna smarten up this
system the youngsters got goin for us.

if any of it survives, i will maybe be validated.
I'm with you on this. In a former life I had both a Blackberry and an Android phone, and now I just have a CELL phone for emergencies. We do text, but our ENTIRE family of three has only 300 minutes per month. There was a time when i had 2000 a month just for me. That seems to silly now. I don't know why one Iphone a year newer is better than the one before, as silly as hearing a neighbor was replacing his year old Prius with a new one. To each his own. I'm happy with my generic non-contract phone!
After having just a normal phone for many years, I just ordered my first smartphone. I still feel pretty ambiguous about the whole matter.
IWhat?? And there's 5 of them???

:D
I so relate. My cell phone was in my purse and I was nowhere near it. Finally the home phone rang. It was my daughter asking if I was alright. She was worried because I hadn't answered my phone. She is not old enough to remember busy signals or a time when there wasn't a phone in everyone's hand... ~r
Mine's a flip fone, too, but I feel lost w/o it. Sort of a lifeline. No desire to get an iphone - none at all.
Hell, my son says I've been gadget-extinct for years.

I love this piece.

r.
I am loving technology and wish it were more affordable. Saw recently that the smarty-pants is ranked as the #1 invention of all time--source forgotten--if I hadn't lost my i3 in and around the lake two weeks ago I'd be a happier man. Foolishly I had not backed up the 880 photos and one, two minute films I'd put together and so-called poetic recordings I'd garnered over the last ten months. Thoroughly amazed how in sync the digital-paradigm-breaking era has enabled the countless thousands. Rather a quantum leap, I humbly suggest!

Thanks for the excellent work, jlsathre...
nilesite--I bet you're going to be in that line, or at least on the waiting list.

james--I'm slowly evolving. But I'm still perfectly content to wait to read my emails when I get home.

Amy--That's why my daughter lets me be on her family plan. I use up virtually no minutes.

postmormon--I hear there are some pretty fun games and the pictures are great. Happy navigating.

Tink--Maybe more. Get off that perch and get with it.

Joan--Ha. We have good daughters.

Matt--I do try to remember mine when I go on a car trip. It feels kind of like a life line then, mainly because of the age of my car.

Jonathan--I would have expected to see you in that line.
J.P.--You snuck in. Price plays a role for me too. It sometimes amazes me how much disposable income young people seem to have. I guess the difference is that they define updated technology as necessities.
...should read in and around the lake, you know. The song line, no?
Truthfully, dear phone was lost near Sun Prairie, WI andah the gracious agent at T put the kibosh on the # and evidenced that it had not encountered use. I feel lost and blue about the loss. Going forward, even my backups will have backups.
I am unsure if I can reconstruct my movie 'Seabird'. (c)
jlsarthe, rather surprised about your reticence to the blessed tools available. Wish we could build such devices here in America!

Also: DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE EVER!

Jim
Oh dear, I feel lost without my iPhone. W and I don't have a home phone anymore and haven't for 2-3 years. We didn't upgrade the last iteration so are anxiously awaiting our iPhone 5's! Of course we are now beholden to AT&T for 2 more years...
Oh dear, I feel lost without my iPhone. W and I don't have a home phone anymore and haven't for 2-3 years. We didn't upgrade the last iteration so are anxiously awaiting our iPhone 5's! Of course we are now beholden to AT&T for 2 more years...
[r] God, I love your posts. Always relate. Thanks for another slice of life reality check. I am a luddite and my cell phone is not an appendage. I wish I were more social IRL, but I also feel blessed I am not.

I remember being at the home of a new friend years AND YEARS ago and her phone rang and she had no answer machine and she let it ring. She said, "Well, they'll call back and our conversation is important." I admired her and also thought she was more dangerously eccentric (hah!) than I had first reckoned. Imagine! That demanding ring and you answer. Pavlovian. Made me realize even the land line was tyrannical.

take care! best, libby
I used to write for a national trade publication called "Wireless Week" (from 2000 to 2002), and delved into a lot of the issues you raise in this piece. Industry analysts back then were already predicting the cultural and generational clashes that would occur. They predicted that wireless "penetration" in the United States would reach 98 percent over the next decade, and that millions of Americans would join the rest of the world (which was texting long before we were) and use there thumbs to write on their phones. Oh, and, famous last words that will brand the boomer generation for all time, "It's just a phone. Why do I need a camera on it?" By the way, texting has been around for at least 25 years. Engineers working for telcos used it as an internal form of communication. It took off when it was introduced as a commercial app for mainstream consumers. So, don't let the kiddies convince you that technology is a generational thing. Our generation invented all of the gizmos and gadgets they can't live without. What the "digital natives" have done, though, is take all of these gadgets and come up with new language, new formats, and new ways to communicate. I doubt anyone, not even Steve Jobs himself, could have predicted the many permutations and uses for digital, mobile technology. R.
Yikes, I meant "use THEIR thumbs ... " ... hate those homonyms.
I can't even get into the details of my phone and text usage without sounding like a cavewoman or the Nell character played by Jodie Foster.
I have a landline and then here and there I buy those prepaids, and lose them on average of once a month. I don't much care to keep in touch most of the time, with most people. I see those forlorn looking pay phones and give them a smile.
cc--I don't have a land line either, but I do insist that my cell sound like a real phone. I even took my first one back when it didn't have any normal sounding ring.

libby--I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Deborah--I'm going to copy your comment and send it right off to my daughters. And they're going to ask me if I was hiding under a rock or something when my generation did all this.

fernsy--I don't have that many people I want to talk to either. At least not on the phone.
No. That's not fair to you. Trade pubs write about technology trends at least five years before they hit the mainstream. There is technology being developed right now that we won't even use for years, but there are business/high-tech writers already writing about them in the trades, which are geared for very narrow, industry-specific audiences. You are a lawyer, not an engineer, or high-tech writer. Cut yourself some slack! ... If you DO forward my comment, please fix the "their" ... :)
Is it really worth the line?!?!