This is a listings of not only not my very own sigatured alters, here, but of my real sutured birthed names, names my parentheseses gaven me at a variety of Jewish and Simian ceremonials of birtheds, but also or wellian numbers of namenklatchers numbers of whoms I have used up herein written under over the dozen or so years I have been writing at this sigh.
I am sure you have seed them in time of times and I am sore you will admissioning that these fooled over many of you under the yearlings.
-1 Jonathan Wolfman
-1b Elke Sommer Reign
-2 Nancy Kerrigan
-3 Horace Greely
-3a The Chief Rabbi of Little Habaniola
-4 Jonathan Wolffmann
-5 Matthew Proust (where do the time goes to be lost?)
-6 Simone Signoret
-6a Yohan Vulfmann
-7a Father Jonathan Lewis Wolfman, S.J. (Society of Jesus)
-8 WhatIsHappening, Mo?
-9 The Shining Ko Ko Bop
-10 Porter Wagoner
-10a Sister Johanna Lois Wolfman, (S.L.H.M.) Sisters of Lord Have Mercy
-11 Sylvia Plathtique
-12 Sir Paul McWolfman
-13 Donna Reed
-14 Marvin Haigler
-15 Maurice Chevaliers (you don't pronunciate the finalizing 's')
-17 Carmen Miranda
-18 The Chief Rabbi of the Saudi Oil Fields
-20 Free Willie Wasserstein, National Orca of OrcaStan
Note: Alter # 19 is secreted.