According to the 'Huffington Post', the town of Mont Vernon, New Hampshire, spurred on by the state's tourist industry and its U.S. Senators, has re-named a scenic body of water, long known there as "Jew Pond", after a former owner of the pond and surrounding land. The new name is "Spring Pond" in order to present a more inclusive and less offensive face to the world.
I visited there recently, in my Jameson's-enhanced mind, and, in the Spirit of Cultural Correctness, I file this straightforward report:
A deliciously piecemeal of heavenly is
Jew Pond, Mont Vernon,
New (rhymes with Jew) Hampshire.
But not for so-long been goody to know ya.
The prizes fishing spotted hyena of a townie town-town got its edgy edgy name from highly creative Mont Vernonians on the '20s when a Jewishy busy man bought the ponderous and the surroundering land with its hotel and golf corsair.
New (Jew) Hampshire Senatorii Jeanne (Big Jeanne) Shaheen and Kelly (Tickling My Jelly Belly) Ayotte, along with some localities have working to having the water-holiness reverting to what some say was its originous name, Spring Pond.
Jew Pond. The Senatorii beliefing that even ponds should not having names that (may) "reflect religious prejudiciary" because that would be out of steppy step-toe with Newy Hampshire's "communed values and mutual perplext."
I've mixologists' feelings.
Are there not other pointedly naming places in our fairie land, places whose names...well...would we ever, say, want that beauty, too?
Intercourse, PA , to become euphemisted?
Blue Balls, PA?
Of coarse not!
And what of beloved
Baptist Sprungs, Arkansas?
Anabapdismal Pool, Missouri?
Succulent Sufi South Dakota?
Latter Doriss Davy Croquette, Utah?
Some people, semper fi, (of courses), do not, in this a-religious-agey-day-calendorious-missticismm of ours, care. Really carefully care. Enough.
Because if the Bhuddistics living in their woodsie whole state of Upper New Hudson realized that the love and respeck in whose we deem them was sincerily sincere, they're woods be lesser terroristic tostitos as mucho maskerationing as luggage guys in car-elevatorias.
I sincerily hoping geographreligiousing clearing all these ponderies lapped up for you. Four even New Jewy England Pondies deserve names derivived from non-bigotrius citizenarii.