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Jesse Mitchell

Location: http://open.salon.com/blog/jmitch79, Illinois,
Birthday: June 29

Company: my own, mostly

Bio: I am a 30 year cattle farmer. I have 4 children (3 girls and 1 boy) who range in age from 7 years down to 2 months. I am married, been with the same woman now for 10 years. I have worked as a cook, salesman, tailor, engineer's assistant, and also a bomb maker . I have been writing my entire life (really I mean that like all of it even way down into 'em baby years) and still, feh, not so good. I wish there was more to say about me but no such luck. Oh, yes you can all just call me, Jesse. I have seen the trouble people have when replying to me and they find that they must use that awkward JMitch79 business...so my name is Jesse and you may call me by it.

MY RECENT POSTS

I have Moved...(yeah a little while back, sorry)
March 26, 2011 08:05PM
curve
August 04, 2010 10:48AM
Finding the Beat trailer
July 27, 2010 12:15PM
flame Eaters
July 19, 2010 10:07AM
Travels in the Chevy/oldsmobile part 3
July 13, 2010 04:33PM

MY RECENT COMMENTS

“Yeah, amen to that...it is getting very scary out there, man.”
January 04, 2012 11:14AM
“ha ha ha. nice.”
May 12, 2011 08:29PM
“Wild stuff here man. It is definitely frightening. You do your job well, sir.”
April 16, 2011 03:08PM
“well you know I dig this, brother. Nice stuff.”
March 02, 2011 02:18PM
“Hey how about this one...this is good.”
August 22, 2010 02:43PM

Jesse Mitchell's Links

my links: Shan; natalie; bob; Chuck

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APRIL 30, 2010 11:07AM

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as long as i remember i have had a copy of fear and loathing in las vegas , the city lights version of ginsberg s howl , easwaran s translation of the upanishads and a stolen copy of the new yorker next to my bed...next to my head as i sleep, i may never recover. I once saw Virginia Madsen nude in that terrible 23 movie and i may never recover. Whenever i close my eyes, i see and hear things like this, i may never recover.

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Tell me something that I don't know about you. Madsen nude is not as bad as Kathy Bates nude. Trust me, it's almost as bad as me nude and that's not something anyone would enjoy.

bobbot

April 30, 2010 11:09 AM

I knowwww.....these soundtracks of our lives...I imagine you going on a rampage and ripping The New Yorker to shreds. xox

Robin Sneed

April 30, 2010 12:52 PM

I love that book. Hunter was the best. I sent a piece on the slush pile to the NYer and they loved it but couldn't use it for an upcoming issue, and send keep sending. SO I got scared and stopped. Lately I don't have any bad dreams.