Three Statements Only Two are True

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Jesse Mitchell

Location: http://open.salon.com/blog/jmitch79, Illinois,
Birthday: June 29

Company: my own, mostly

Bio: I am a 30 year cattle farmer. I have 4 children (3 girls and 1 boy) who range in age from 7 years down to 2 months. I am married, been with the same woman now for 10 years. I have worked as a cook, salesman, tailor, engineer's assistant, and also a bomb maker . I have been writing my entire life (really I mean that like all of it even way down into 'em baby years) and still, feh, not so good. I wish there was more to say about me but no such luck. Oh, yes you can all just call me, Jesse. I have seen the trouble people have when replying to me and they find that they must use that awkward JMitch79 business...so my name is Jesse and you may call me by it.

MY RECENT POSTS

I have Moved...(yeah a little while back, sorry)
March 26, 2011 08:05PM
curve
August 04, 2010 10:48AM
Finding the Beat trailer
July 27, 2010 12:15PM
flame Eaters
July 19, 2010 10:07AM
Travels in the Chevy/oldsmobile part 3
July 13, 2010 04:33PM

MY RECENT COMMENTS

“Yeah, amen to that...it is getting very scary out there, man.”
January 04, 2012 11:14AM
“ha ha ha. nice.”
May 12, 2011 08:29PM
“Wild stuff here man. It is definitely frightening. You do your job well, sir.”
April 16, 2011 03:08PM
“well you know I dig this, brother. Nice stuff.”
March 02, 2011 02:18PM
“Hey how about this one...this is good.”
August 22, 2010 02:43PM

Jesse Mitchell's Links

my links: Shan; natalie; bob; Chuck

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MAY 2, 2010 10:13AM

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jesse mitchell is a classically trained pianist...he even won awards as a child. jesse mitchell once worked for 10 days in a dallas/ft. Worth homeless shelter. jesse mitchell got married at age 18 against the wishes of his family.

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It isn't fair for me to say since I do know the answer

bobbot

May 02, 2010 10:44 AM

Well I can say with near certainty that #3 is the false statement. #1 and #2 are true for sure. Good job coming up with these. Mine just made people feel awkward I think, heh. Oh, and if you have a FaceBook, don't try playing this game on your wall. People get really weirded out. So congrats on picking non-awkward facts/lie about yourself. =D

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Elizabeth Stark

May 02, 2010 11:22 AM

I'm guessing #3 is false, based on the ages of your children. If you have been writing since birth, you probably have the aptitude for concert piano. I hope you didn't do the 10 days in the homeless shelter for court-ordered "community service!" lol
Lezlie

L in the Southeast

May 02, 2010 11:28 AM

I'm guessing #3 is false. They all sound plausible.

Kathy Riordan

May 02, 2010 11:33 AM

As talented as you are (observed in your writing), I think # 1 is not true. I may have cheated by browsing through your bio on the side to reason a bit. ~R~.