Today I spent the day the way the tourists do.
Unlike the tourists, I did not wear an "I Heart DC" t-shirt, a baseball cap turned backwards, or a fanny pack. I did not stand on the wrong side of the escalator on the metro. And I didn't ride a Segway.
I did however, see some of the most beautiful and interesting sights Washington has to offer.
I started at the Capitol where I had gone to meet my daughter the summer intern.
Jesus was there today~

So was this Capitol police with his rifle~

I thought about Bea (and all our other published authors here) at the Library of Congress~
I did not ride one of these~ (although it looked like fun)
I stopped by the pond near the Botanical Gardens and fed some ducks~
I went to one of my favorite places, The National Gallery.
This is the West Building where I spent most of my time with the Botticelli's and other Madonna and Child paintings.



This DaVinci takes my breath away every time.

Looked at the waterfall cascading down the building. (Hi aim!)
Took the walkway to the East Building of the gallery~It is actually a light sculpture called Multiverse.

Where I promptly got off and rode it again.
The East Building has an entirely different feel to it~
It's light and airy and has the Alexander Calder mobile hanging overhead.
I stopped at a Picasso~

I stopped to take a picture of myself ~
Walking along Pennsylvania Avenue, I noticed how enormous the Canadian Embassy is. I think they deserve it.
The Newseum is hands down one of the best museums anywhere.
Outside, the front page of the newspapers are changed daily.
It is so hot today, no one is eating outdoors until the sun goes down.
Yes, I stood in the middle of the street for this shot. Let's see the tourists do that.
No tourists were harmed in the making of this article.


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@Joisey: stop your flirting! Joanie don't play that. :D
Lezlie
Lezlie, thank you for coming by!
And congrats on your daughter, the intern.
Also, the Segway photo was hilarious.
Alysa, when you come to DC we will meet at the National Gallery for sure.
Joisey, Ah, I didn't know. Geography was never my strong point!
clay ball, your favorite? You are so kind. I do have a thing about taking pictures of my reflection in odd places.
Lucy, I *always* have the urge to touch the paintings...
greenheron, enjoy that exhibit!
BSB, Yes. The Segway cops are the dorkiest.
Foolish Monkey, I will be your tour guide. Let me know when!
Have you told your daughter to beware of the men who work there?
Lea, thank you so much for your kind words. I don't do anything artistic with a pencil, paintbrush, no. I love that you asked, though!
Con, hopefully there will be some more dancing at the Jefferson Memorial on the 4th of July underneath the fireworks. What could be more American?
You hopped a red two-decker Tourist Open air bus? Tou sat on the lower level too?
Your daughter?
She sat on top?
I love to sit on the top of the two-decker bus and watch Canadian geese. They quack.
I hear 'Shoryo' is a old word that alludes to what Christians and orthodox beliefs call`
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The Great (holy) Spirit.
Natives said similar stuff.
I'd called you 'Hon' but`
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Your husband may yell.
DC is run by Atilla Hon.
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Hokuso was a haiku poet.
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O sacred spirit
let us set out
for the western skies
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Poets wrote with Chinese character.
Thanks.
(I hope this isn't an abusive comment)
I never went for those Madonna and child pictures. The Picasso, however...
Willett, it's good to see you. Baltimore is still very close. I keep meaning to get to the Baltimore Museum of Art one of these days.
Owl, so glad to provide that!
Ron, thank you for taking the tour!
Art, you can call me Hon.
alsoknownas, thanks for coming by.
Larry, your comment has already been reported.
http://open.salon.com/blog/chrissie_pissie/2011/06/27/why_some_americans_deserve_a_punch_in_their_zealous_nose
My time won’t be my own, but I hope to see as much of your beautiful capital as I can in the allotted time. Thank you for the taste of things to come.
I always love seeing through your lens too, and the words you use to describe your vision. I hope the bride has a trip scheduled to WDC so I can accompany her, because I'd love to walk around on a photo shoot with you too.
Thanks for this Joan.
♥
:-) / r
Great post and a great day!
Thank you for doing without the fanny pack.
John H.
I was gonna PM.
Darn Hon.
My Son, Michael,
Michael said you came by the farm market stand. You bought a bunch of red beets?
Eat the stem leaves.
Boil some pot water.
Toss in thee greens.
The water gives vim
Pot teas gives vigor.
Pot Teas is just the green tea water that steeped in the boiled pot water. Sorry I missed You. I was hoping you would stay at market and Play the Trombone.
I asked if You had a horn?
He thought You had a cello.
He mentioned - No vitriol.
He said You Panhandled?
You filled with your viola.
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My passport expires in July.
I love Farm the Trombonist.
I bought one @ 5 & ten shop.
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I wished I was Panhandling with You.
It's fun to shoplift at Dollar Shops too.
I watched politico come and go porno.
Archibald is nearby the White House.
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"If the American People really knew"`
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Harry Reid always says 'the american people'`
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If The American People Knew - They have heart attack.
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I was wandering around DC streets pretending to be psychotic.
My gaud - a homeless woman yelled "Get a damn haircut" at me.
I stopped by at sidewalk steak-cafe's to whisper "Try tofu" huh!
Carnivores can rummage through trash can and find pizza crust.
I found quite a few red-tipped cigarettes and visited `Draper's.
It's a cigar joint. It's fun to sit on park benches and smoke them.
I ate a Santa Fe tortilla at Chop's Salad Shop near a Porn Store.
Lafayette Park - It a loitering area and secret service hangout.
If You ever are in DC loitering I hope we panhandle together.
I may take time away from blogs and write a` PhD Diet Book.
Oops
I wished I was selling beets when You came by. Next Time?
Tattoo.
We go to a parlor.
My Tattoo may say`
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Watch your back.
Smile. I love You.
You in bib overalls.
Michael Loved You.
We'll meet again too.
Let's sure hope we do.
I kept hanging around so I thought I was making Michael nervous. I think he thought I was a little nuts.
See you next week?
Too hot to eat outside. Ah, yes, DC in the summer. Won't miss that oppressive heat and humidity. And that's always when the tourists come. Guys, guys, guys, wrong time. You want to go to DC in in April or early May, or you want to go in September to early October. Otherwise, it's too hot or too cold.
Love this report and your magnificent photos.
I didn't follow anybody.
I saw on the Feed`
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Pest control services.
One new post sold guns.
I heard "Old Glory" song.
Next? Ads wave gun pistols.
No wave Iver Johnson's old`
blue pitted 12 gage shotgun.
I'll go feed cats Merry Monk.
That's a real high content Ale.
The dogs lap from toilet bowl.
No gulp Alcohol or blog today.
Feed pomegranates to` Jesus.
WE need more help than him?
Joan? What apostle was cutest?
Your tour makes me want to visit!
We live with tourists in our town too, so I'll skip the segway, the meandering stroll down the middle of the sidewalk, blocking everyone with somewhere to go, and I'll act like a proper human when I do actually, finally come to your fair city.