Trees of the Mind

An Archaic, Anxious Look at My Excuse For Reality
Mrs. Beeton
 



Long before Martha frenched her first standing rib roast or Rachel Ray opened her first tin of Rotel, there was Mrs. Beeton.

In the 185os, at the ripe old age of 21, Isabella Mary Beeton began contributing household and cookery articles to one of her husband’s many publication/…

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NOVEMBER 17, 2009 10:20AM

GMOs - Friend or Foe? (Foodie Tuesday)

Mmm... frankenfood!
 


Genetically Modified Organisms (GMOs) are not something most Americans think about. When I was in Britain five years ago, every other story on the news was about the dangers of GMOs and how they were sneaking into the food supply. GMOs sounded like a very bad thing according to the folksRead full post »
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NOVEMBER 16, 2009 9:01AM

Your Call Is Not Very Important to Me. Please Hold!

Hello? Who's there? GAHHHHH!
 


I strive to be an extremely polite person. Really, I do. The last thing I want to do is hurt anyone's feelings. But, I suppose that I was born lacking the gene that allows me to enjoy talking on the phone. I love whiling away twenty or thirty minutes giggling with/…

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NOVEMBER 13, 2009 11:20AM

Resuscitating Dignity


Like dueling banjos, but cute.
 


Why, as Americans, are we so unhappy and hostile? We’re better off than ever before in terms of equality and freedom. Racism, sexism and other “isms” aren’t gone, but we have a black president and a female Secretary of State. The economy may be in the toilet, but/… Read full post »
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NOVEMBER 10, 2009 9:12AM

What a Bunch of Tripe! (Foodie Tuesday)





In July, I wrote a post that involved pho. I was asked by EatJax.com (my “real” job) to review a pho place called “Bowl of Pho” this past week. There had been a great deal of confusion on that past post about exactly what pho is and how it is prepared, so/… Read full post »
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NOVEMBER 3, 2009 9:33AM

Last Gasp Gazpacho

I would like to face the fact that summer is over. In fact, fall is my favorite season in places that actually have an autumn. It may not have been 88° on Halloween where you live, but you can still enjoy a taste of summer. I suggest serving this with your… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 27, 2009 9:32AM

My Most Controversial Post Ever (Foodie Tuesday)

I have often been accused of defending some of the most vile things in the world - Wal-Mart, racist costumes... once, I even appeared to defend men! (What the hell was I thinking?)

It should come as no surprise that I've decided to throw caution to the wind yet again. After all, today's subj… Read full post »

Somer Renee Thompson




UPDATE:
The body of a small child has been found in a landfill in Folkston, Georgia. It is being assumed that it is the body of Somer Thompson by the media here in Jacksonville. My thoughts and prayers are with Somer's family.  


Somer Renee Thompson disappeared yesterday near h/… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 19, 2009 9:19AM

This Costume is Offensive to Aliens (The Space Kind)



I have freely admitted in the past that I am the product of illegal immigrants. I don’t mean that in the “I am white, liberal and guilty because I'm not Native American” sort of way. I mean that in the past 100 or so years, one (or more?) of the people/… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 16, 2009 1:07PM

I Ain't Got No Jokes. I Got Problems.

 





This isn't my kid.
This isn't my kid but I'll bet the little swine kisser goes to the same preschool.



I’m sick. I’m not sure if this is, as we call it in our house, The Mexican Piggy Clap or not. (Remember back in the spring when it was supposed to have come…

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OCTOBER 13, 2009 9:22AM

Goodbye, Gourmet – Hello, Gougères

Long before I was a food writer, I was a writer and a food lover. These were separate things until the food revolution of the past decade occurred. That revolution has been led by people just like me who took their craft and married it to another to produce the new… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 7, 2009 9:57AM

Why I Chose a Magnet School: Perverts & Choking.




When I moved to Jacksonville, Florida in 1999 my two oldest children were two and three years old. I had researched the schools in the area and the neighborhood elementary school had an “A” rating from the state. I was just 23, but I was thinking ahead. After they started school,/… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 5, 2009 9:16AM

Philosophy, Rats & Visible Underpants



Why Ybor is just not worth it...
 

There are things I deeply believe. I’m not sure about the nature of God or the lives of saints and I still don’t have complete clarity on the curvy-bumpy-arrow-line-thingy they say is some sort of front on the weather map. But, there are some things which I do believe wi/… Read full post »
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SEPTEMBER 29, 2009 10:05AM

Jodi vs. Martha: Blueberry Mini Tarts




Blueberries are our friends.
  


Other than the addition of some pumpkins and hay bales, the produce purveyors here in Florida don’t look much differently than they did two months ago in the heat of summer. I’m looking forward to that first whiff of autumn – the one you get unexpectedly one morni… Read full post »
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SEPTEMBER 25, 2009 10:31AM

Politics as Usual in Florida




As the fall decorations begin to trickle into the stores, it still feels like summer in Jacksonville, Florida...

The summer of 1959, maybe. 

Long before State Senator Jim King died as a result of pancreatic cancer, John Thrasher had his eye on his seat. Thrasher had announced this past spring/… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 22, 2009 8:50AM

Jodi vs. 1_Irritated_Mother: Pumpkin Muffins(Foodie Tuesday)





Today, I am proud to present a recipe from my best friend Ann - you know her as 1_Irritated_Mother. In addition to being a freelance griper and mother to five incredible kids, she also bakes professionally.

She shared “The Best Recipe EVER” for pumpkin muffins with cream cheese filling wi/… Read full post »
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SEPTEMBER 21, 2009 9:11AM

My 4-Year-Old Homophobe






My sweet baby 
First Day of School

  

This is the story of how the sweet baby girl above was recently indoctrinated into homophobia.

When my first two children were in elementary school, they were haunted by my bad decisions. Well, really ONE bad decision - I homeschooled them/… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 15, 2009 10:21AM

Jodi vs. Martha - A Rare Failure




I chose to pick on Martha Stewart for a reason. Sure, you can make fun of her for doing time in the clink and knitting her own Volvo warmer. You can giggle about her barely contained bitchitude or even her penchant for remembering the “little people” by backing over them with her/… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 11, 2009 11:07AM

Turning Away (Repost 9/11/2008)

::I wrote this last year. I feel the same way today as I did then. A lot has happened in the past year. But I've had my good cry for the day - so I can only repost - and remember. ::

Ten years ago, I started a little piece on my… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 10, 2009 12:15AM

To the "Gentleman" from South Carolina... (UPDATED)





For eight years my taxes funded a war I opposed which was fought under false pretenses, begun with false information and driven by false motivations. Never once did someone scream, “LIAR!” at the President of the United States during a Congressional address.

I watched as my last president/… Read full post »
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SEPTEMBER 9, 2009 9:22AM

The Man Gets a Little Health Care (Warning: Graphic Photos)

Arrrrggghhhh... Health Care BAD


The Man is accident prone. I’ll admit that “accident prone” is a charitable phrase. From the moment he could crawl he was getting hurt. His mother has told me stories that leave me amazed that he is alive at all. She has actually said to me (with all the love

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SEPTEMBER 8, 2009 10:34AM

Foodie Tuesday: Lumpia - Much Crunchier than It Sounds

  

Today I would like to share a selection from The Man which involves no cream, no butter and no bacon. Please try to contain your shock. His workplace often has days in which employees bring food. One of his co-workers is from the Philippines and they shared this lumpia /… Read full post »

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SEPTEMBER 1, 2009 9:35AM

Jodi vs. Martha: Mac & Cheese Smackdown (Foodie Tuesday)




Plated
 

I first heard of this recipe through SeriousEats.com. Martha's Mac & Cheese has almost hall of fame status amongst foodies. SmittenKitchen, copykat, Bitten and just about every food blog on earth not morally opposed to the consumption of cheese (?!?) has prepared and/… Read full post »
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AUGUST 27, 2009 2:06PM

"Patients First" Rally in Jax: Death Panel a No-Show

 

 

An organization called “Patients First” organized a “Hands-Off My Healthcare” rally here in Jacksonville yesterday afternoon. The standing-room-only crowd was primarily comprised of seniors who had been cold-called by the organization. Here’s the video clip… Read full post »

AUGUST 26, 2009 11:12AM

Where I've Been




7:14 a.m.
There is something wet on my arm. I am asleep. Why is my arm wet and cold? Crack open an eyelid. Baby hair, soft curly blonde sweet smell. Wet arm. The baby is leaking.

7:16 a.m. Change the diaper. SmallGirlChild wants waffles.

7:18 a.m. There are no waffles. There should/… Read full post »