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FEBRUARY 16, 2009 10:48AM

Why the Oscars Will Suck. Again.

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You will not see Peter Gabriel perform his Oscar-nominated song Down to Earth from the movie Wall*E at this year’s ceremony. Why?

There's just no time.

The producers asked Gabriel to cut the song down to 60 seconds to be combined in a medley with two songs from the movie Slumdog Millionaire. Gabriel is protesting and I don’t blame him one little bit. This yearly three-hour display of all that is inane and ridiculous about the movie industry could easily spare five minutes for this incredible  song.

 

 

Perhaps you only know “Elder Statesman Peter Gabriel”:

Ya just wanna pinch his little CHEEKERS! 

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Or, maybe you’re a bit older and you remember “Funky Videos on MTV Gabriel”:

SLEDGE! 

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Personally, I think this is “Screw Genesis I Am an Artist Gabriel” coming out:

Didn't know he was in Genesis? REALLY?!? 

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He has made a statement that he hopes the Soweto Gospel Choir will perform the song in his place and that he will still attend the event. I hope he wears this:

GAHHHHHHH!!! 

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It’s high time that the Academy started showing more of the performances which inspired the awards and less time focused on Jack Nicholson in the front row chuckling at the host’s jokes about how many women he’s known biblically.

Until the Academy sees that there is money to be made by drawing in new audiences for the films they are honoring by actually SHOWING the films and highlighting the performers, I believe this is just show business congratulating themselves on being masters of the universe.

STOP IT!

 

 

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From a far better Oscar:
All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life.
~Oscar Wilde

BUMPIFIED!
Peter Gabriel's voice is so soft and warm. He's immensely talented and the people who run the Oscars are dolts for not letting him perform his song in full.

I have to go put some Peter Gabriel on my iPod now. Thanks for this post.
what a clever idea...making something other than the dresses worth looking at!
Scruffles - I am ALL ABOUT the Peter Gabriel, but it's a shame that they aren't letting everyone do their songs this year. That was one of the few redeeming factors about the ceremony. They would spread the performances out through the night and I'd get to hear each song. But nooooooo! Sheesh.

Brian - I'm not necessarily one of those people who HATE the dressing up part. I think that glamor and beauty are uplifting for a lot of people. But music is SO important. Not to mention the actual acting performances which are shaved down to a five second sound bite from each movie. Again... SHEESH!
ha! My favorite year was the year of Rob Lowe and the Disney stuff. It was so bad it was fantastic.
Hey, is anyone else not getting their email alerts when you get a comment?

::glare in the direction of the PTB::
I was with you until you dissed Jack. I mean, a lot of us live vicariously through that guy's ability to land women with a huge gut and receding hairline. We, of course, gloss over the fact he's worth millions, but still.

Et tu, Jodi?

Ratedn anyway, because the Oscars really do suck.
Oh, Jack! He's such an enigma. I want to believe it's the money and fame that attract all these women, but I'm sad to say, it's probably the charm. That butthole. You can tell he's charming. Evil charming men. ;)
I haven't watched the Oscars in years for precisely these reasons. And girl, I love the write! :)
Hey now! At no point did I DISS Jack! It was simply a statement of fact.
According to my completely inaccurate and unscientific estimations, roughly one half of the telecast is about Jack's Little Jacky.
Perhaps we could have some interactive Jack content where we can go to OscarPresentsJacksPenis.com and see a timeline and complicated map of Jack's conquests? Maybe the infernal thing could start twittering?
Then we could see... oh... maybe some of the movies?

::winkles::
this is only one of many reasons that the Oscars will probably be excruciating as usual. But...I can't stop myself from watching. I've done it since I was a kid.
The only reason I've watched the show in the past few years is to see the songs performed live.

I guess I'll be missing the Oscars this year.
Way too graphic, Jodi. I don't want to LOOK at it. I just want to know where it's been ... the lucky prick. (Nyuk, nyuk)
I meant, "I love the way you write." Why don't they have a damn edit button so I can fix my comments when I screw up!? :0
I'm with you, Jodi. Love me some Gabriel, and I'm glad he's sitting out instead of cutting down his song. They completley screwed the pooch this year in the Song category - only three nominees AND Springsteen is not one of them? Ridiculous.
Sheldon - I completely agree. Not nominating Springsteen was like CNN covering a butter carving contest during Armageddon. Maybe the cuts serve the purpose of leading people's thoughts away from the fact that they have dropped the ball.

P.S. Slide on over and check out Sheldon's The Little Golden Guy post. It's about the Oscars too and he knows more about this than I do.
Flamebait, sorry...

Every time I hear Peter Gabriel or something from Genesis I immediately crack up laughing that they're still playing that on the radio. That would be like, 20 years from now, having Christina Aguilera on the air. Why? It's catchy, sure, but it's not like it's musically complex or symphonic in nature or otherwise musically useful.

If the academy wanted to do anything but congratulate themselves for being masters of the universe, then you would see indie label bands in movies, such as a band from Deep Elm Records. The only one I can think of lately that came close was "Godspeed you black emperor" on 28 Days Later, and when was the last time that a horror flick came up for an award... (if it won an award then boy is my face red, I don't really pay any attention to these things anyway, I just hope Coraline gets one next year for best animated film, or whatever the category may be that it would fit into)
I get accused of looking like Nicholson a lot though I don't see it at all.
I sure don't compare when it comes to his charm or his carnal conquests.
As far as Gabriel, I think it's insulting to ask an artist to alter a painting to appease viewers. No difference when it comes to music. Hell, don't these things run over all the time anyway?
I love watching the Oscars every year. There's always something. But this doesn't make sense...one of my favorite parts is to hear each song. Good for Peter Gabriel for making a stand.
It's the rare, rare medley I can stand, and virtually everything the Oscars do is so amazingly tacky that I come to hate the songs rather than listen to them. (one exception was the performance last year of the song from "Once", "Falling Slowly" which was performed exactly as it should've been - completely and by the artist, instead of by dancing girls with beaded costumes!!)

This year I hear they'll be performing on stage scenes from the nominated films, and as much as I love live theatre I think that is another in their ever increasingly stupid choices for that show. It's about MOVIES for God's sake, not theatre!! It's a completely different medium and should be honored as such.

That said, I'll probably still watch it.
Jodi - these are the people that gave Titanic the award for best picture. I don't think any more needs to be said on the subject...
I've always loved Peter Gabriel. It's ridiculous that one of the most important part of the Oscars is given such a crappy treatment. What the heck are they going to be doing for three hours if they can't give the nominated songs the full Monty? Listening to art directors thank 50 people we'll never care about?
Another reason the Oscars will suck again) is because we won't be there getting any of those goodie bags. At least Peter Gabriel will receive one of those. I agree with his decision not to perform and Michael Rodgers hit it right on the head. Now, if they can only get the winners to shut up after 60 seconds, that would be a miracle. I'd do Jack, btw. He is sexy. And he has one of the biggest private art collections in the country.
His best album was still the melting face self titled with Biko, I remember, the intruder, etc. As for shows who needs them? Every year they add more of these masturbatory Hollywood self congradulation events. Between movie, TV, music there are too many, and none worth watching. There are a few bands putting out things you might like if you like Gabriel, because they sound just like him. Foiled by Blue October is a very good album that sounds just like him. And Leaders of the Free World by Elbow.
This is when he, Tony Levin and Robert Fripp should conspire to kick all the guys in the orchestra's asses and interrupt the speeches with "Solsbury Hill" instead.
Considering these people are in the entertainment industry, it's amazing that they consistently produce a terrible show. Yet every year the Emmy voters suck up to Oscar and give the director a best TV variety/special award or whatever it's called.
Totally agree. Screw the Oscars! rated.
I'm actually a big fan of the oscars. Probably because I went to college to study acting and theatre production. My daughter sadly is following in my footsteps. She is studying film production, where did I go wrong. On Sunday night we will sit each with their completed Oscar ballot and see who predicts the most winners. I used to be a shoe in but no longer, I bow to the master.
I agree each song should be sang by the original artist in complete. There have been some great moments at the Oscars when they do that. Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond comes to mind.
While on the subject of the Oscars and other awards shows, I wish the networks would have the balls to turn off the seven second delay. So what if an "F" bomb gets dropped occasionally. Those who object just never got the point to the "Fish Cheer" at Woodstock. The point was that our parents had their curse words, ours just happens to be fuck.
Just watch a few episodes of "Inside the Actor's Studio." Nearly everyone when asked their favorite curse word says fuck or maybe mother fuck. Lets let the adults talk like adults. If you don't want the children to hear it, put them to bed. If you don't want to hear it, change channels and read about who one in the morning paper.
This is terrible news!! Now I'm going to have wait until the great monkey-shocker opens for Peter Cetera or Kenny Loggins on the suburban amphitheater tour (aka "The Branson, Mo. Circuit") to hear the Wall-E song live :(

What a huge disappointment. I can't believe that the Oscars would bump the immortal singer of "Game without Frontiers" and "Sledgehammer" to make way for more crappy acceptance speeches.

(This was the proverbial last straw? Really?!? Shouldn't the 13 Benjamin Button Nominations have served as an amplified "DO NOT WATCH THE OSCARS!!" siren? Peter Gabriel? Really?)
I just don't understand why I even watch this show, but I do. I'm nearly always bored and disappointed. I do enjoy looking at all the beautiful women in their low cut gowns, though.
well, I guess I can't hate on the original song category too much, since it did bequeath the single greatest Oscar moment of all time...
Yes, Peter Gabriel.
Really.
I don't actually get to SEE these movies in the theater, so I have to wait for HBO because I'm too cheap for Netflix.
This bothers me... is there a BETTER reason than Peter Gabriel?
REALLY?!?
;)
Oh, and...
GIMME AN "F"!!!
I watch the show because the production of it helps pay the mortgage. Sadly (and not) I can say the same about every freaking televised show with the word "awards" in its title. Including, 20 odd years of Kennedy Center Honors---which, as a loyal and interested wife, I watched, even when it would have been more entertaining to gouge out an eye.
I totally agree with you -- and love what you picked out for Gabriel to wear!
It is so long and so boring to watch anymore and when anyone has anything remotely interesting to say, their time is up before they get to their point.
Last year I caught a few of the TMZ type shows and got to see most of the interesting bits in far less time with humorous asides, not old jokes.
You are right that the Oscars need to get back on track.
The Oscars have been a snore for me for years. It's sort of fun to see the stars arrive, if one of them is wearing something really, really fabulous, or really really.... awful (Swan, Bjork cough). But it is a Paean to all that is shallow and vapid about movies and acting. So.... I quit watching about five years ago, after the LOTR movies got their sweep of awards. I do sometimes tune in at the very end to see the best actor/actress/director/movie awards, but even that feels too long, often. One of the few highl lights in recent years was seeing Roberto Benigni absolutely lose his mind on camera after winning for Life is Beautiful. They need to keep the show moving and keep it to about two hours and I totally agree about cutting out the self-indulgent stuff.

No, I'm not feeling curmudgeonly today, why do you ask?
Oh for Pete's sakes, the songs are all anybody watches! What is WRONG with these people's brains!
Well this was a well written post, and you did very well with the choice of illustrations, and Peter Gabriel is wonderful. But, really, what a cliche. I just got over suppressing my outrage at the predictable "I hate Valentines" rant and all the fawning responses it produced, when the next Seasonal Affective posting comes along.
it is, for sure, a self-serving event. thanks for writing this. i realized that i'm not looking forward to this year's dull display. hugh jackman???? hosting? shit. get ricky gervais up there so when this monstrosity grinds on with so very little showing of the actual film work, the music, acting, etc., at least we can have someone in our corner gleefully mocking the whole ridiculous thing.

my speakers suck but so glad for the photos and video. lvoe love love.
I fucking LOVE Peter Gabriel!!!

He played 'The Barry Williams Show' on NBC's Today show!

Katie Couric almost had a cow, on screen... I don't think he's been back since and I loved it!!!

I've given up watching any of the award shows because vary few of the real deserving movies actually get the nominations and attention they deserve! It's all a cruel joke.

Watch 'This film is not yet rated' that details the MPAA's hypocritical grip on power... It's all a sick game...
Oh, will the oscars suck again? Is the pope a hypocrite?
Well, stay tuned tomorrow for another well-written yet topically predictable post for Foodie Tuesday.
Hmph.