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SEPTEMBER 22, 2009 8:50AM

Jodi vs. 1_Irritated_Mother: Pumpkin Muffins(Foodie Tuesday)

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Today, I am proud to present a recipe from my best friend Ann - you know her as 1_Irritated_Mother. In addition to being a freelance griper and mother to five incredible kids, she also bakes professionally.

She shared “The Best Recipe EVER” for pumpkin muffins with cream cheese filling with me recently. She’s shy about the fact that she’s made of awesome, so I’ll share it with you. Ann’s original recipe is in orange. I will share my commentary and photos as it progresses. As an added bonus, Ann was on the phone with me while I prepared this. Martha does not assist me in such a way. Then again, Martha doesn’t heckle me either.



The Very Best Pumpkin Muffins EVER!
(I left the lovely pumpkin color Ann chose as is)

Muffin:
1 cup canola oil
3 cups sugar
4 large eggs
1 (15 oz) can pure pumpkin
1 cup water
3 cups all purpose flour
2 tsp. baking soda
2 tsp. cinnamon
1 1/2 tsp. ground nutmeg
1 1/2 tsp. ground allspice
1 1/2 tsp. ground cloves
1/2 tsp. salt

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. 
Place the muffin liners in the muffin pan. 
Whisk the oil and sugar in a large bowl. 

Whisked Oil & Sugar
 
(I thought this looked like something that comes out of a Snoopy SnoCone machine.)


Add the eggs, pumpkin, and water and whisk until combined. 

A bit icky.
 
(At this point, I told her it looked icky. She was unamused.)


Stir in the flour, baking soda, spices, and salt. 

Eww now, nommy later
 
(At this point, I told her it looked even ickier. She told me to shut up.)

Finished Batter:
 

Looks like punkin pie filling


Fill each muffin cup almost to the top with batter.
(“Almost to the top” was unclear to me. She said they didn’t rise much and to leave “a little space.” For those of you unclear on this concept, I left about an eighth of an inch of muffin cup liner above the batter. At this point, you may be wondering just how many muffins this makes - I know I was! She couldn’t remember, but filling the cups that full resulted in a perfect two dozen.)

Bake for about 25 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean.

Mmmm....
 
(Ann indicated that 25 minutes was more of a suggestion than a hard and fast rule. I set my timer for 23 minutes and got a lovely result. If you like muffins with a bit more brown on top, go longer. Also – cool your muffins completely before attempting to fill them. For internal use only. Do not use in the shower. May contain allergens.)


Cream Cheese Filling:
4 oz. cream cheese
1/4 cup unsalted butter
1 cup powdered sugar
1 tsp. pure vanilla

Soften cream cheese & butter.  Using a mixer, blend the cream cheese and butter until creamy.  Add the vanilla and sugar and beat until smooth.

Using Wilton piping tip #230 and a piping bag - insert the tip into the muffin and squeeze a small amount of the filling into each muffin. 

Injectified
 

(This is the method. The tip is specifically for filling pastries. I found mine at Michael’s.)

Sprinkle with powdered sugar and ENJOY!


Ann’s Muffins:

Ann's Muffins
 

Jodi’s Muffins:

Half-Sugared
 

Split open to show the cream cheesy goodness:

Mmmm....





These truly are the best pumpkin muffins I have ever tasted. They are moist, delicate and delicious. I highly recommend that you try them. I did have some trouble finding canned pumpkin here in Florida. Mr. Publix Man said that there was some sort of pumpkin crop apocalypse recently and they hope to have enough in production to take care of Thanksgiving demand!

Thanks to Ann for sharing her talent with me. She actually knows what she's doing!







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Images:
Original recipe & Ann's cake - 1_Irritated_Mother
all other photos copyright © 2009 by jodi a. kasten • all rights reserved

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Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
you hit it out of the park, yay for the American League
bbd get the cookie today.
I'm going to have to switch to a deader language.

"The designated hitter rule has got to go!"
Finally, something I'll make. You just added another hour to my thanksgiving dinner. What kind of dog was it?
A resounding, "yummalish". Is Ann ever coming back here?
DUDE! Yours look waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay prettier than mine - ikr? Dang! I appreciate the way you cleaned up the commentary ... though I don't remember any heckling. So as far as I'm concerned, Martha can put it in her juice box and suck it ... my muffins do taste better than hers ... and since yours look better than mine, you are herefore and thus to be known as exponentially more Martha than Martha! Congratulations and pass the ketchup. Ah-mazing (: & :) Rudickalus
Looks better than anything I will eat today! I love pumpkin bread so I can imagine I will love these, too. I heard an NPR story about the pumpkin shortage - bad weather in the spring caused the first seedlings to spoil and now the growers are worried they won't have enough pumpkins ready for Halloween.
Around here we're carving oranges instead.
For crying out loud, those are the prettiest, most delicious-looking things I've seen this side of the Olympic Men's Swim Team calendar!
Nothing can beat two great women working together. I really appreciate your link to the printer friendly recipes.
bob - ::blink:: dog?

Toochie - Oh, she's like that Footprints poem, she's been carrying us all along. She posted a series about the IWF recently. Mainly she is griping at me on Skype.

1_IIIIIIiiiiritatin'_Mama - See!?! I told you I could do it! I left out all the parts that were unappetizing or offensive. It didn't leave me with much.

mamoore - I don't know what happened, but canned pumpkin is nowhere to be found in Jacksonville. I fear for our pies, Melissa. I really do.

bob - I want to carve a lime like in the Corona commercials, but I don't have that kind of patience.

Raving Bits - They taste better than they look.

Julie - The other one *does* have the photos, so you may want to cut and paste into a word program if you'd like the straight instructions, but at least it's not orange! Ha!

Oh, and a big P.S.! The cream cheese and butter filling is not cooked or preserved in any way. This means that these should be refrigerated to maintain quality and safety. No yarping!
Nobody's perfect Jodi. ;)
Let's all start canned pumpkin hoarding!
Great recipe and great photos! I've never been inspired to buy a pastry bag and fancy piping tips, but this may be the tipping point.
I am not big on Foodie Tuesday, because I am not much of a cook and alas... there is only moi. But, these... yes, I can do these and share them at the holidays! Wow, they look like they would taste as scrumptious as they look! Thanks to both of you!
Yum, Yum Jodi! Muffins and cupcakes with naughty, delicious centers are the best. I'm tucking this one away for a month. Even though Starbucks started their annual pumpkin palooza weeks ago, I'm not ready to say goodbye summer, hello fall soups, cranberries, and winter squash.
You say yarping...I say yaking...

These look divine! I will run, no dash, through the flooded streets to the Kroger to buy up, and hoard, all of the canned pumpkin I can find! Yum...will bake these soon....Ummmmmmm......
Man, it just doesn't get much better than that. It's the only way I would eat pumpkin anything. Except roasted pumpkin seeds. Nicely done, Ladies!
YES!!! I love all things pumpkin, and these sound divine. I may have to buy a piping bag and tip, just for this. mmmmmmmmm
Okay. A question from a non-cook: do I use the pumpkin before or after I carve the face in it?
The pumpkin flesh is cooked and placed in a can after a group of tiny little gnomes carves them up and puts them out for Pumpkin Kickin' Day in WeebleDoo Land.

It's fair trade certified.
Well, if the U.S. is in charge of WeebleD0o Land, we're all gonna need passports, a blood sample and our first born to surrender at the border...but the muffins seem worth it ;)
Those look AWESOME! I have DYING to make pumkin bread but I can't find pumkin anywhere, its depressing, lol.

Rated!
Well, that's a must do recipe for me. Thanks!
My compliments to both Ann and you. But even though I scrabbled at my lap top screen, I couldn't get one of those scrumptious looking muffins out of my computer! What are you, a sadist trying to tease us????

Well, harrumph, when the weather cools down enough to bake anything again, I'll clearly have to try baking some of my own.

Rated
shiral - The best thing about these is that you can refrigerate them. It makes the goo on the inside chilly and keeps the cake moist. Rather tasty! I used a cupcake caddy that seals to keep mine from getting icky in the fridge.
I clicked on this thinking it was going to be an illustrated account of some kind of wrestling match between the two of you, who have been newly designed "The Pumpkin Muffins" in some sort of women's jello league...but I liked the recipe, too.
ohmygosh, I'm starving. I wonder how long it takes to drive to Florida from Iowa.. Or... I could probably just make my own.

Thanks for this - both of you.
Bet the house smelled good when you were making these! My 14-year-old son likes to bake, (and my cooking ends in catastrophe) so we, (er, he) may have to try this one....need to buy one of those Wilton things.
These look fabulous but 3 cups of sugar sounds like an awful lot to me for 12 muffins. Or maybe it's just that I'm used to cooking reasonably low fat.
Oops. Just realized that this recipe makes 2 dozen so that sounds just about right.
these look awesome! must try...

My son loves to bake also. He's pretty good at it. more patience than i do getting the batter right and such. He used to be my helper and now i'm his, not srue how that happened. will have to find his angel food cake w/ raspberry filling recepie and post it.
No way I'd ever be able to make these and bake them without disaster, but I loved the pictures...hungry now, very hungry.
holy shit does that look good. i don't need it but i want it... that could apply to a lot of things, couldn't it?
Question: Could one use pre-seasoned punkin-in-a-can in place of plain punkin and spices?

Reason for question: Just tidied the larder last week and found can of aforementioned pre-spiced stuff which is edging close to it's use-by date (will be past it by Thanksgiving).
GeeBee - That would be a big no. 15 oz. of solid pack pumpkin has MUCH less water in it than a bigger can of pre-spiced pie filling. Sorry!
I can't wait to try these!
They look incredibly delicious, crazy delicious. I love pumpkin anything, ANYTHING, I tell you. I will be making these muffins.
You know I'm never going to bake these, so can I just drop by to have one of yours? (licking lips and panting)
I'm up early and hungry and fall is my favorite season and pumpkin is my favorite anything and I want these yes I do. Do you airmail deliver? Seattle?

Yum! (Rated.)
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it's enough to make me eat gluten - lol.
I'm staying out of this duel. It's a lose-lose situation.