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Jodi Kasten
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DECEMBER 1, 2009 9:03AM

Jingle (Date) Balls (Foodie Tuesday)

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Mmm... Balls.
 

At this time of year, we’re all looking for that one simple food to bring, take, give and gift. All of us have that one go-to recipe that isn’t gourmet or expensive but never disappoints. For me, that is my mother’s recipe for date balls. This recipe has just six ingredients – five if you don’t want to add the optional nuts. It takes less than 20 minutes to prepare and you’ll have most of the ingredients on hand. It’s good for parties, cookie exchanges, office potlucks and gifts.

My mother probably obtained this recipe from a magazine or off the back of a butter box. She’s sneaky like that. I don’t know the original provenance of the recipe, so I’ll just call them…

Mom’s Date Balls



Ingredients:

FATBAT!
 

1 stick (½  cup) unsalted butter
1 cup sugar
8 oz. pitted dates – chopped
2 egg yolks
2 cups (trademarked) Crisped Rice cereal (!)
1 c. chopped nuts of your choice (pecans or walnuts work best) – optional

powdered sugar for rolling



Instructions:

*Melt butter in a large frying pan over medium low heat (this is #2 or #3 on my stove dial).

*After butter is melted, pour sugar and dates into the pan, then add egg yolks on top.

WHEEEEE!!!!
 

*Stir together quickly to prevent the eggs from scrambling. (ick) 

*Continue to heat on medium-low while mashing it all together with the back of your spoon.
Could you use a potato masher?
Well, I don't see why not!

YES I CAN!
 


::Note: Shelf-stable “baking dates” will melt almost completely into the butter and sugar. Fresher dates will maintain their structure better – your choice.::

*Keep a watch on your temperature so you don’t scorch the mixture.

*When all is combined into gooey goodness, remove from heat and stir in cereal.

Goo. Do not taste.
 


::Warning: You will want to taste the goo. Do not taste the goo. I taste the goo every single time and it’s very, very good. I also have permanent scars on the roof of my mouth. I repeat - don’t be a Jodi -  do not taste the goo.::

*Walk away for 5-10 minutes. Take a walk. Pet your dog. Submit an article about underwater basket weaving to Guns & Ammo just to see if you can strong-arm them into changing their format. I don’t care – just walk away. (Unless you want your hands to match the roof of my mouth)

*After 10 minutes, return to your pan.

*Spray your hands with nonstick cooking spray or rub them with butter.
Pick up as much of the mixture as you’d like to form a ball. An inch or so seems to work well as “bite-sized.” I have made little tiny balls and giant balls, it doesn’t matter. You can even press the mixture into a mold or pan to form bars or spiffy shapes. Just remember that they will be covered in powdered sugar, so bite-sized tends to keep the powdered sugar off the rug.

No one's balls are completely uniform.
 

Roll the balls in powdered sugar. This process has a shockingly low mess quotient. (Offer void if children are involved.)

GAHHHHHHH!!!


These date balls have an excellent texture. Store them in an air-tight container and they will stay crispy and tasty for several days.

Okay… bring on the ball jokes!









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"Do not speak ill of society, Algie. Only people who can't get in do that."

~Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
omg is that your hand? i'm glad youre' a pro with those apostrophes' cuz that recipe might get tricky with Moms' dates' balls ... can i get those at target? (finger)
Yum! This takes me back. We made something like this when I was a kid. It didn't have eggs though. We rolled them in graham cracker crumbs and then the powdered sugar. I'm going to add these to my cookie list. Thanks Jodi!
1_Irritating_BFF - I'm a professional! I also do court-ordered colonectomies.

Bob - Glad you like it! They really are very easy and good. I made The Man take them to work because I woke up this morning with unexplained powdered sugar on my nightgown.
Must. Taste. The Gooooooooooooooo!! These look amazing; I'm totally making them despite my horrendous disdain of powdered sugar on account of it is a complete death trap unless you carefully time your breathing before you take a bite of anything covered in it.
oh this is a brilliant recipe!

I really like the simplicity of it. Jodi, I am going to give this one a shot.
hot, buttery balls...those look yummy!!
Raving Bits - You can treat this much the same way you treat Rice Krispy (!) squares. If you don't want the powdered sugar, you can leave it out. Otherwise, brush off most of the sugar so they are just "dusted" - then you won't breathe in sugar!

WSFTC - THIS IS NOT BAKING! I had you in mind when I posted this, actually. This recipe is for the Baking Impaired! No oven! No timer! No teaspoons! Simple measurement! Impressive results! You can do it. I have faith in you.

chunky monkey - This is really so easy and impressive. I've had people try this who didn't even know the crispy bits were cereal. The dates really make it refined.

mamoore - Do not put hot balls in your mouth.
Wait...
thanks for this different, yet traditional recipe. they look great!!

I did have to chuckle though. They remind me of the SNL skit with Alec Baldwin. They were doing an NPR radio spoof. He was Mr. Schwetty sharing his recipe of similar holiday treats. He kept referring to them as his "Schwetty Balls." sorry... good times...
Gina - There has been much "Schwetty" and "Chocolate Salty" balling going on around here since I made these. Seriously - the ball jokes are OUT of hand. I know it's only going to get worse.

Just make them people. Put 'em in your mouth and suck and suck.

Yeah. I hope Dad doesn't read this one.
I love dates. Will have to try these! Thanks.
Melissa's comment has left me all verklempt.

And...you're risking the wrath of Julie Tarp by posting this recipe on vegetarian calf fries...hope you're prepared. Those cattle folk sue people and Oprah for any implied infringement on their bidness.

Actually, these look yummy. I'm expecting blisters on my mouth.
Damn.... I can't think of a really good ball comment.
I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to individually comment much today. I'm editing a novel and I'm only on chapter nine! I'll be back after lunch to check everyone's progress on the ball jokes, though.

Thanks for reading about my balls!
I love these things. My mom used to make them. She used to call them "skillet cookies," but I think that was just so she wouldn't have to say "balls."
Ah, another candidate for the magic of green butter. Use it then give these to the boss and ask for a raise in about an hour.
I thought about it Barry, and I'll let this one slide. But, if she calls her dog a bitch - at all times - and starts calling The Man her "Old Man", then we'll have problems. Plus, if I took these to a prty around here, I can only imagine the endless fun for me: "Would you like a date with your balls?" "That's what she said." Oh, it could go on and on.

These look delish - and easy! I'm in to easy.
Julie -

That's what she said.

::ducking::
Oh, my sweet Saviour . . . I MUST try these. And, let's face it, goo-related scorching will almost certainly be my lot. But these just look sooooooo gooooooooooo . . . d. Oh, and I'll bring some to WSFTC. She's right about her baking ban--NO-ONE wants a repeat of the unfortunate Donner Party Gingerbread Wagon incident. No. One.
OH! What's happening on this Foodie Tuesday? Four Yums (the max) again!
My father still has scars on the roof of his mouth from a piece of pizza he ate while driving in the 60's. Excellent warnings from you!
I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but: Those balls look delicious.
Yummmmm! great recipe! rated ~
Ah, tasting the goo. Or the roux, in my case. Which I did one day some years ago while it was still at roughly the temperature of molten lead. And, realizing how hot it was just before it charred my tongue, I veered off with the spoon, so instead it hit my upper lip, leaving a round burn that looked exactly like a herpes blister; this was right before a second date I was very excited about. I explained the situation to her, and gave her the option of never seeing me again, no hard feelings.

She dated me anyway, for about a year and a half, largely because, she told me later, anyone as stupid as I seemed to be couldn't possibly be anything but harmless.

Your mom's date balls (hee!) look much better.
WSFTC, you know it's for the best, and that I have your, Jodi's, and all OSers' best interests at heart. Just back away from the ramekins and everything will be okay. We'll all be able to enjoy delicious balls--heavens, just look at them, one MUST lick them--and discuss goo-themed injuries. 'Twill be a happy time.
These look delicious and easy (doesn't mean they are as easy as you make them look). But I'm gonna give them a try!
My mother used to make something similar but they were Bourbon Balls (no dates). We kids weren't allowed to eat them but we used to sneak a few each season out of the tin. They were potent (since you didn't bake them so the bourbon didn't cook off). Sadly, this is recipe isn't among the ones my mother left. Very sadly since it was one of the few good things she made.
Nothing more delectable than sweet tastie balls! At least I didn't say teste balls!
Jodi! You have out done yourself with this one! Awesome recipe, photos and beautifully written directions! Well deserved EP!
Now these are balls I'd like to eat!
I covered my date's balls with powdered sugar once....yum!
I've been told I have pretty big balls for a woman but I think I've met my match in you, Jodi! You are one ballsy woman!
Love the quote!
I think maybe they need some fresh wasabi on them. What do you think, Jodi?
As someone who doesn't much care for baking, I think I could handle making a batch of these and they sound wonderful. Thanks, Jodi!
om nom nom nom nom nom nom
I wouldn't say no! Actually there're lots of sexy big&tall men and woman on __Tallconnect.com__; and they are actually dating beautiful big&tall people there! now I start believing no weight&height gap is too wide in fron of true love!
Mom is famous for her date balls and rum balls (and spinach dip). Reading this, I can taste them. (Maybe she'll make them for Christmas.)
I'll print this for my momma. She's the baker of the family.

Now I have to decide if I should print the comments for her....