
At this time of year, we’re all looking for that one simple food to bring, take, give and gift. All of us have that one go-to recipe that isn’t gourmet or expensive but never disappoints. For me, that is my mother’s recipe for date balls. This recipe has just six ingredients – five if you don’t want to add the optional nuts. It takes less than 20 minutes to prepare and you’ll have most of the ingredients on hand. It’s good for parties, cookie exchanges, office potlucks and gifts.
My mother probably obtained this recipe from a magazine or off the back of a butter box. She’s sneaky like that. I don’t know the original provenance of the recipe, so I’ll just call them…
Mom’s Date Balls
Ingredients:

1 stick (½ cup) unsalted butter
1 cup sugar
8 oz. pitted dates – chopped
2 egg yolks
2 cups (trademarked) Crisped Rice cereal (!)
1 c. chopped nuts of your choice (pecans or walnuts work best) – optional
powdered sugar for rolling
Instructions:
*Melt butter in a large frying pan over medium low heat (this is #2 or #3 on my stove dial).
*After butter is melted, pour sugar and dates into the pan, then add egg yolks on top.

*Stir together quickly to prevent the eggs from scrambling. (ick)
*Continue to heat on medium-low while mashing it all together with the back of your spoon.
Could you use a potato masher?
Well, I don't see why not!

::Note: Shelf-stable “baking dates” will melt almost completely into the butter and sugar. Fresher dates will maintain their structure better – your choice.::
*Keep a watch on your temperature so you don’t scorch the mixture.
*When all is combined into gooey goodness, remove from heat and stir in cereal.

::Warning: You will want to taste the goo. Do not taste the goo. I taste the goo every single time and it’s very, very good. I also have permanent scars on the roof of my mouth. I repeat - don’t be a Jodi - do not taste the goo.::
*Walk away for 5-10 minutes. Take a walk. Pet your dog. Submit an article about underwater basket weaving to Guns & Ammo just to see if you can strong-arm them into changing their format. I don’t care – just walk away. (Unless you want your hands to match the roof of my mouth)
*After 10 minutes, return to your pan.
*Spray your hands with nonstick cooking spray or rub them with butter.
Pick up as much of the mixture as you’d like to form a ball. An inch or so seems to work well as “bite-sized.” I have made little tiny balls and giant balls, it doesn’t matter. You can even press the mixture into a mold or pan to form bars or spiffy shapes. Just remember that they will be covered in powdered sugar, so bite-sized tends to keep the powdered sugar off the rug.

Roll the balls in powdered sugar. This process has a shockingly low mess quotient. (Offer void if children are involved.)

These date balls have an excellent texture. Store them in an air-tight container and they will stay crispy and tasty for several days.
Okay… bring on the ball jokes!
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Comments
~Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
Bob - Glad you like it! They really are very easy and good. I made The Man take them to work because I woke up this morning with unexplained powdered sugar on my nightgown.
I really like the simplicity of it. Jodi, I am going to give this one a shot.
WSFTC - THIS IS NOT BAKING! I had you in mind when I posted this, actually. This recipe is for the Baking Impaired! No oven! No timer! No teaspoons! Simple measurement! Impressive results! You can do it. I have faith in you.
chunky monkey - This is really so easy and impressive. I've had people try this who didn't even know the crispy bits were cereal. The dates really make it refined.
mamoore - Do not put hot balls in your mouth.
Wait...
I did have to chuckle though. They remind me of the SNL skit with Alec Baldwin. They were doing an NPR radio spoof. He was Mr. Schwetty sharing his recipe of similar holiday treats. He kept referring to them as his "Schwetty Balls." sorry... good times...
Just make them people. Put 'em in your mouth and suck and suck.
Yeah. I hope Dad doesn't read this one.
And...you're risking the wrath of Julie Tarp by posting this recipe on vegetarian calf fries...hope you're prepared. Those cattle folk sue people and Oprah for any implied infringement on their bidness.
Actually, these look yummy. I'm expecting blisters on my mouth.
Thanks for reading about my balls!
These look delish - and easy! I'm in to easy.
That's what she said.
::ducking::
She dated me anyway, for about a year and a half, largely because, she told me later, anyone as stupid as I seemed to be couldn't possibly be anything but harmless.
Your mom's date balls (hee!) look much better.
Jodi! You have out done yourself with this one! Awesome recipe, photos and beautifully written directions! Well deserved EP!
I covered my date's balls with powdered sugar once....yum!
I've been told I have pretty big balls for a woman but I think I've met my match in you, Jodi! You are one ballsy woman!
Love the quote!
Now I have to decide if I should print the comments for her....