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OCTOBER 16, 2008 9:38AM

What!? Am I supposed to write something now?

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I have to go. The phone keeps ringing.

Again, I'm not the guy on TV. I'm a different Joe the Plumber. 

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hi Joe, you're a riot!
we need to share information......
I LOVE YOU, JOE!

My ladies' knitting circle is going to take up a collection for you!
You have me mistaken for another Joe the Plumber.
I betcha drink six packs, dontcha?
Brilliant. Love the "15 minutes" tag. Betcha one of those calls is from Letterman, though. So maybe "24 hours".

WOOF
Joe, no you're not really Joe.

But if you were, how do you stand on the fidelity issue? Is it really equal to nose-picking? I mean, you're a plumber, and you are the man of the hour!
Colette, nice pic. What is your situation?
Keep your day job Joe Plumber, your first post is a bummer. :)
Yeah, this is funny...competition for Freaky Troll I'm thinking.
You crack me up, Joe. :-D
Joe, do you overcharge like my current plumber? I bet you're really gonna raise your rates after all the press you've been getting. Don't let it go to your head--remember, you'll always be a maverick to me!
Bill, is that a plumber's crack joke?

Listen, buddy, raising rates is part of the American Dream.
Joe, thanks for asking. My sticky little situation is hinted at, well, basically given away, on my last post.

You can see the pics?!

How are you handling all the press? Is Katie Couric there, at your door? Watch out for her. She will bring up the crack.
Very good point. Raising rates is part of the American dream. Anyone who knows me knows that I pal around with terrorists and don't believe in the American dream. But I still believe in Joe!
We believe in Joe! We believe in Joe! We believe in Joe!

Bet you can get a write-in in your local election....
Now you will have to listen to bathroom humor and poop jokes from now until you retire..........
Bill, is that a plumber's crack joke?
Well, I was a bit hesitant to just plunge in with it, but yeah.
This is Joe the Plumber's© new personal assistant, Nadine and he asked me to inform you he will no longer be responding to comments on this post. Questions regarding his new line of plumber wear and other inquiries can be addressed by his publicist, Ernie, or on his latest post. God bless America.
Bill, while Dante never got around to mentioning it, there is a special circle of hell reserved for makers of bad puns. See you there!
Here's the first place for you to make a difference, Joe:


http://www.palinaspresident.us/
Hey, Joe -- I hear you're a plant. What kind?
Hey joe, where you going with that gun in your hand? (Don't be shooting any reporters)
Implied, "I feel your pain" floats the same way at a funeral.