And Microsoft products are the portal to hell. Misery and everlasting suffering are the underpinnings of this evil entity. At an early age, I'll bet ol' Billy boy liked to torture bugs, torment small animals, and boil frogs. Then he had to discover computers. Why? So he could spread misery throughout the world. The plan was quite simple, make programs that entice people to put their most prized and valuable documents on, and then self destruct. Pure evil genius, raised to the power of ten. But this was a challenging balancing act. To get people to use the nastiness he created, and build their confidence just enough to get all of their homework, book keeping, inventory, term papers, family tree's, trusts, wills,  journals, and whatever else was extremely important to individuals and business's alike, all it had to do is work semi-well for a while, then decompile once. Just that one golden alogarithm, the crash and burn tipping point, was the key to the kingdom of garbageware. They know. Your computer knows when your flow of important documentation is leaning more toward screen shots of useless reciepies that you'll never look at again. Then the magic kicks in. One morning you hit the button, hear the whir of the power supply fan, and get a message you've never seen before, "windows can't find the file you requested". But, wait, you haven't requested any files. "Windows is shutting dowm, save any open files", Oh, too late, windows shut down. So you call that IT guy that you know, he shows up. Four hours later, he's using sentences like "lets try this", or. "if we enter, no, that wont work, how about, nooo......if....." "Can I use your phone".  Six hours later...."have you thought about buying a new computer"? "Best buy is having"..........and that's how it all ends.

The next day, your unpacking your brand new cutting edge hyperflyer 2000 you get it all set up, hit the button, and..............." Please insert your Windows start up disk".   What disk?