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AUGUST 4, 2013 9:40AM

Raven’s Nocturnal Visit


   I’m sleeping when Raven walks in the bedroom. She pulls back the bed sheet and lies down next to me. She is naked. Raven presses her body next to mine. With her right hand, she slowly massages my penis until it is firm. I am awake now, but I… Read full post »

MARCH 29, 2013 2:16PM

Easter is Now Under Martial Law

Easter is now under martial law, stuff this in your easter basket

It is 5:00 a.m. The windows are rolled down. It is a hot and muggy early morning. I’m sitting in the driver’s seat. The engine is running. The car is in drive. My left foot is on the brake pedal and my right foot is over the gas pedal. The car… Read full post »

MARCH 10, 2013 2:11PM

Cubicle Etiquette 101

cubicle etiqette 101
FEBRUARY 2, 2013 11:50AM

I Saw My Shadow This Morning!

Okay, so I saw my shadow this morning. Granted, it was not at daybreak; it was more like mid-morning, but I saw it none the less. But seriously, why should some ground-dwelling hog named Phil get all the limelight? Or daylight as the case may be.

 Besides, where I… Read full post »

JANUARY 12, 2013 10:12PM

Help! I'm Trapped

Help! I'm trapped
DECEMBER 2, 2012 10:06AM

The True Meaning of Vintage

True Meaning of Vintage_Fashion Translation_mod girl in black leather boots
OCTOBER 28, 2012 2:25PM

Open Salon is Pissing Me Off!


I am so fucking tired of Open Salon, and its slow as molasses server. I'm sick of its spam issues and server error messages, and I. DON'T. EVEN. COME. HERE. VERY. OFTEN. 

I usually don't have a lot of free time and access to a computer so I amRead full post »

OCTOBER 21, 2012 9:26AM

People Think I'm a Nymphomaniac

"People don't assume John Wayne shoots people and rides a horse on weekends," she told a Dutch interviewer. "People think I'm a nymphomaniac." - Sylvia Kristel


Sylvia Kristel famous for starring in the erotically-charged, but very soft-core porn “Emmanuelle” films died on Wednesd… Read full post »

OCTOBER 14, 2012 9:27AM

To Make You Look More Than Naked

If you have not seen it yet, you should check out Keiko Alvarez’s series on Erotic Art Photography. The series offers a very intimate, candid and sometimes humorous look inside a model’s mind as she is posing for erotic art photography. The photos she chose for the series are erotic… Read full post »

OCTOBER 13, 2012 9:34PM

Soul Makossa by Manu Dibango

Damn! This song takes me way back. If you are feeling a little soulful and want a touch funk, to go with da soul, check it out.


OCTOBER 13, 2012 9:43AM

How to Treat Her

How to Treat Her
SEPTEMBER 30, 2012 10:20AM

Not Another Blonde Joke

not another blonde joke

 Fiction Weekend Prompt for 4/13-4/15/2012

Write a story in which you commit a petty crime.

Ideally, this would be autofiction (so involving a character who is basically you or your OS persona), but if you prefer to make it about another/other character(s), no problem. 

"Mentioning an UnmeRead full post »

Fiction Weekend Prompt for 2/17/2012  - 2/19/2012: Write a story involving an abandoned book in an unexpected place.

Flash Fiction in less than 250 words.

Such an Unusual Book for Such an Unusual Place

Harri B. had read the book “Think and Grow Rich” by Napoleon Hill while st… Read full post »

OCTOBER 20, 2011 11:24PM

Gaddafi's Final Moments -Photos

In case you haven't heard, Muammar Gaddafi was summarily executed by the rebel forces that were emboldended by the Arab Spring "cleaning" that has occured in the Middle East these last few months. 

In case you haven't seen the images of his final moments, here they are. I posted them because… Read full post »

This post is in reply to fernsy's First Post Evah Open Call. I hope I'm not too late to the party. 


   I left work at 1 a.m. the other night after working my first job busing tables in one of those out-of-way, kept on the down-low, high-priced restaurants.… Read full post »

I chose to write in a genre I have never written in before. Actually, I chose more of a style. I chose playwriting. I have always wanted to try my hand at it. I like the way in playwriting the dialog is what drives the story. I was inspired by NeilRead full post »

JULY 3, 2011 6:14PM

Shark Jumps Surfer

You've heard of "jumping the shark".

How about a shark jumping over a surfer?

It happened in Florida not too long ago, according to this Live Leaks video.
The shark was identified as a spinner shark which is not suppose to bother humans. 

 The phrase "jumpingRead full post »

I originally posted this story a little over a year ago. I am reposting it because Alysa suggested it would be easier for people to find it. She's right.


Fiction Wednesday, June 15, Flash Fiction Prompt. This story comes in at 101 Words.


Not Claimed! 


“You sure… Read full post »

For this week’s assignment, I chose Plan B. For prompt explanation, see below. As you read the story, feel free to click on the links; this will heighten your reading experience.


A "Trip" to the Dentist 


I am seated in her reclining chair; it has a tan vinyl… Read full post »

 I used the opening sentence from Rex Pickett’s “Sideways.”



   “The sun poured bright parallelograms of mote-swirling light through the Venetian blinds of my rundown, rent-controlled house in Santa Monica.” 


    IRead full post »

MAY 10, 2011 7:56PM

Evelyn and the Paddle

   I met Evelyn in college, back then we just sort of knew each other. She hung around with people I casually knew so it was not unusual to run into her at parties.

   Sometime after graduation, I ran into her on the streets while on my way toRead full post »

This post is in response to Rita Bourland's Fiction Friday IX, Open Call. I chose Plan B:  Write a story using all the weapons in the original Clue game:  a knife, a wrench, a lead pipe, a candlestick, a revolver and a rope.  The fun part of this is that these items do nRead full post »

No deep seated longing for


In case you missed it. Earlier today, a popular Open Salon blogger, Oryoki Bowl posted “OS Men (and) I have a deep seated longing for”. It was a humorous post in which she teased readers by discussing her intimate feelings for some of… Read full post »