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JoeinAustin

JoeinAustin
Location
Austin, Travis, Rep. of Tex.
Birthday
March 05
Bio
Born in the oil and gas deposit-rich region of North Texas, on the fraying edge of the Permian Basin, my mother was a special ed teacher, my father, a “pumper,” a far more glamorous job among the petroletariat than the name would indicate. I managed to escape the small town that spawned me promptly after High School graduation, a modicum of sanity still intact to ride shotgun with my generous portions of anger and resentment. Some five years later, I copped a BS degree from the University of Texas at Austin. Said institution and I gladly parted ways. In the intervening 20-plus years, though my only ambition has been to have ambition, I have miraculously coughed-up a boatload of freelance articles, a couple of books of dubious merit, and a metric ton of songs of occasionally inspired quality, not to mention a paralegal certificate, 11 years of experience as a legal underling, and tens of thousands of bicycle commuter miles.

APRIL 26, 2009 3:49AM

Eeyore's Birthday Party- Austin's Rite of Spring Turns 46

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46th Annual Eeyore's Birthday Party
Pease Park
Austin, Texas


What began in 1963 as a small event organized by a University of Texas English Professor to simultaneously honor the onslaught of  spring and the A.A. Milne classic "Winnie the Pooh" has, over  46 years, transmographied into a colorful, chaotic, and  cacaphonous Austin rite of spring where the beer flows, the drums never stop beating, near  nudity is de rigeur,  and that smell is exactly what you think it is.

The odd thing is that this "Austin snob", as my friends in Houston call me, had never been to the event even though he'd inhabited the City of the Violet Crown for the greater  part of 25 years.

It was  time to change that.

So I wondered on foot from my shack in lower  east Austin to Pease Park, a  fun walk of  a little over 3 miles  each way with plenty of  photo opportunities along the Lady Bird Lake and Shoal Creek Trails. I hope to have some photos from the trek up in the near future.

But first, the destination-

As far as Eeyore's- It was more exhilarating than I could  have ever imagined.

Was it the hippie-fest everyone says it is? Yes. Even more so, it was  an exhibitionist-fest. Ergo, folks did not mind having their pictures taken by a stranger. In fact, people were  stopping me, begging me to take their picture. I hope their hooch and weed-addled brains can remember my email address.

It was also cool  to find out that the event made lots  of money for local non-profits from booze and food sales. As far  as  weed sales.....

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No birthday bash is complete  without a sign honoring the honoree

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That's right Birthday Boy- buy it inside the park from a non-profit needing your cash!

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The Eeyore Statue of Liberty- give me your drummers, your exhibitionists, and
your hippies yearning to chemically alter themselves- for some good causes, of course.

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Now if that is not a Rite of Spring... 

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The huddled, drumming masses yearning to make some noise.

Res Ipsa

Res Ipsa Loquitor

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Estimated crowd- uhh.. 10,000 or so. Estimated sacrificed brain cells - billions.

drums

What-- a drum circle?

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Yes. Drum Circle.

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Indo Board..

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Dude- you try it.

Also check out Rich Banks' photos of the event. He got some really good ones!!!

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This is the kind of event that might actually lure my son from Cali back to Texas. His current fantasy is attending Burning Man. Great description, great pics! I love traveling vicariously. And Res Isa Loquitur indeed!

Do I get the bump?
Dang - I get the bump then I misspell Res Ipsa Loquitur.
"Good morning, Pooh Bear," said Eeyore gloomily. "If it is a good morning," he said. "Which I doubt," said he.

"Why, what's the matter?"

"Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it."

"Can't all what?" said Pooh, rubbing his nose.

"Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush."

"Oh!" said Pooh. He thought for a long time, and then asked, "What mulberry bush is that?"

"Bon-hommy," went on Eeyore gloomily. "French word for meaning bonhommy," he explained. "I'm not complaining, but There It Is."


Somehow, I don't see Eeyore as an eager participant in a drum circle...

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Annette- lots of Californians in Austin who say they'll never go back. Housing cheaper, people friendlier, easier to start your own business, and the list goes on.
Man, I've always wanted to go to this. Someday I'll find a way.
Nudity! monkey fingered.
Never heard of this - looks like a blast. Another reason to visit Austin. Thank you!
Hey, Joe. You bring it, man. I love your shot of the birthday sign and the trees. It is definitely a fun event. Sorry I didn't know to look for you.

I posted some pics, too. If you have a chance, please stop by and have a look.
Joe - great pics. My kind of people. Reminds me of here in Northern California. Thanks!
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Dakini-- they don't call Austin "Texafornia" for nothin'.