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JoeinAustin

JoeinAustin
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Austin, Travis, Rep. of Tex.
Birthday
March 05
Bio
Born in the oil and gas deposit-rich region of North Texas, on the fraying edge of the Permian Basin, my mother was a special ed teacher, my father, a “pumper,” a far more glamorous job among the petroletariat than the name would indicate. I managed to escape the small town that spawned me promptly after High School graduation, a modicum of sanity still intact to ride shotgun with my generous portions of anger and resentment. Some five years later, I copped a BS degree from the University of Texas at Austin. Said institution and I gladly parted ways. In the intervening 20-plus years, though my only ambition has been to have ambition, I have miraculously coughed-up a boatload of freelance articles, a couple of books of dubious merit, and a metric ton of songs of occasionally inspired quality, not to mention a paralegal certificate, 11 years of experience as a legal underling, and tens of thousands of bicycle commuter miles.

JANUARY 2, 2010 4:09PM

Cheescake Fight Ends Bowl Dreams of Two ECU Football Players

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East Carolina redshirt freshman defensive back Leonard Paulk and junior running back Jonathan Williams will not be playing in the Liberty Bowl against the Arkansas Razorbacks today. They have been indefinitely suspended after coming to blows in a dispute over a dessert during the Liberty Bowl awards luncheon which took place yesterday in Memphis, Tenn., the bowl's host city.

According to the Memphis Commercial Appeal and ESPN.com, "Paulk and Williams scuffled during the AutoZone Liberty Bowl awards luncheon and nearly flipped over a table while fighting over a dessert. ...One player had the other in a headlock and was hitting him."

According to reports, players from both teams, as well as coaches and dignitaries from both schools were fortunate enough to get a glimpse of Operation Dessert Storm. 

But here is the funny part: It took a 24 hour investigation to decide to suspend the two pugilists.

Per ECU Coach Skip Holtz, "We had an incident yesterday that as a football coach I've taken about 24 hours to look at, to research and get into amongst our team. I have made the decision to suspend two players for this game. I will suspend running back Jon Williams and defensive back Leonard Paulk. I think both players were equally wrong in this incident. So we have made the decision to suspend them both indefinitely."

Wow. That must have been a really good dessert. According to Rivals.com, it was a slice of cheescake that led to the battle. I'm sure Deadspin will  have their take on the situtation posted soon, if not already.

Other reports on the incident:

ESPN.com

Rivals.com



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Oh commom!!!!!
It is CHEESECAKE, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!! : )
I LOVE CHEESECAKE!!!! (with toppings)
Unbelievable - so stupid. (not you, Joe)
And there are people posting blogs asking that we give up wars!!!!

C'mon!
I'm not a cheesecake cake kinda guy. However, I might break my hand on someone's skull for the last smoke-roasted pollo from Fort Worth's El Pollo Palenque.. That's the stuff..