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JoeinAustin

JoeinAustin
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Austin, Travis, Rep. of Tex.
Birthday
March 05
Bio
Born in the oil and gas deposit-rich region of North Texas, on the fraying edge of the Permian Basin, my mother was a special ed teacher, my father, a “pumper,” a far more glamorous job among the petroletariat than the name would indicate. I managed to escape the small town that spawned me promptly after High School graduation, a modicum of sanity still intact to ride shotgun with my generous portions of anger and resentment. Some five years later, I copped a BS degree from the University of Texas at Austin. Said institution and I gladly parted ways. In the intervening 20-plus years, though my only ambition has been to have ambition, I have miraculously coughed-up a boatload of freelance articles, a couple of books of dubious merit, and a metric ton of songs of occasionally inspired quality, not to mention a paralegal certificate, 11 years of experience as a legal underling, and tens of thousands of bicycle commuter miles.

MARCH 18, 2010 12:13AM

Leprechaun Bank Robber Dies in Shoot-Out

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I would not recommend this as the appropriate way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, however, the BBC reports that two men held up a bank in Gallatin, Tennessee, a suburb of Nashville today. One was wearing a leprechaun costume.

 FROM THE BBC REPORT: 

"First State Bank in the Nashville suburb of Gallatin was held up on Wednesday by a man dressed as a leprechaun, police said.

The man left the bank with an undisclosed amount of money.

Both suspects were shot dead when they ditched their vehicle and ran into a field, pursued by police officers.

The costumed suspect had initially walked into a Fifth Third Bank nearby at lunchtime but left again because it was too crowded, witness Bradley Webb told Tennessee's News Channel 5."

This is not the first holiday costume robbery in the Nashville area. According to a CBS story, in December of 2009, "a man dressed in a Santa suit - including hat, beard and mustache - held up a SunTrust Bank, demanding money from the teller at gunpoint. No arrests have been made in that case."

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Shot dead in a field? Sounds like excessive force.