Hello you decadent soul-sucking parasites on the backs of America also known as Open Salon Readers. Greetings to you subterranean sycophants of social shamanism, parvenus of pernicious political piety, malcontents of malicious moral miasma, revelers in rigid relativism, and libelers of luscious liberty. I bring you the truth and nothing but the truth in all its crystal clarity, so help you mighty God- and all this from a man who lived a lie most of his life. The truth? You don’t want to know the truth, really. We had an ol’ sayin’ back on the Farm that went, “Ye Shall Know the Truth and the Truth Shall Get you Killed.” You can say I enforced that aphorism at least once in my life.
Now, let’s get down to business, my frenetic friends of free market restraint. Let’s talk for a minute about socialism. Now I know that a lot of you limp-wristed lefty liberals types out there in the ether known as the east and west coasts have some rather romantic notions about socialism. I know I rarely, if ever, see eye to eye with you folks, but, believe me when I say that a system of government that evenly distributes the spoils of society is not bad idea at all. In fact, it’s genius. In theory it’s the best form of government there is. But once you put it in play, it falls apart pretty damn quickly. It becomes about as worthless as a few .38 slugs unloaded into the gut of a CIA patsy.
You see, people are greedy. They don’t wanna share. It’s human nature. Sure, it may last awhile in some situations, but eventually, some element - usually a foreign and/or culturally inferior group - is going to throw a spanner in the works by doing nothing to contribute to the public good then demanding more than their share while the culturally responsible group- the middle class - gets less and less for more and more work. Meanwhile, the governmental and economic elites get more powerful and rich playing the two groups off each other. Eventually the cultural inferiors start rioting while the responsibles give up, go extreme right-wing or downright vigilante. The elites just ensconce themselves in their private enclaves and laugh at it all. Either way, the whole thing falls apart, or as my main man and fellow operative Icky Twerp used to distill it: “There’s only so much tolerance and generosity you can extend before human nature sets in and the whole enlightenment eats itself for breakfast with a dash of tabasco on top.” I still can’t figure out how that guy got out of the Hacienda and into a cush TV gig while I got stuck with the dirty jobs. I think it was because Twerp and Kunstler were tight in college or somethin’. I should have listened to my mother and gone to college. Stupid tiny hat!
Anyway, back to Socialism and it’s inevitable failure. Let me give you Exhibit “A”: SWEDEN, or more specifically, Malmo, Sweden. I was over at Jezebel reading what the Feminazis and Anti-Sex League girls had to say about this sweet ol’ world, and the plug ignorance of a buncha broads oozin’ wetter than a hot Houston night over some “Women’s Sports Village” in Malmo, Sweden, made me stumble a bit, just the way I used to stumble over some of the bodies my boys forgot to take up to Denton County. Now I know broads can be a little swoony in the head. I can’t tell you how many times Terre’ and Bubbles made my eyes roll with all their soft-headed backstage yabberin’ about how all God’s people are equal and stuff while all that mishigas was choking the South for all it’s worth. But, ya know, all I could do was smile at them. They were livin’ dolls and boy did they bring in the cash at Carousel. What’s a Dallas Jew supposed to do?
But, anyway, these babes are going on about “Oh Sweden!! Oh!! It’s so great with it’s Socialism and higher standard of living.. blah.. blah..” I’m like Whoa!!! You chicas not read? Malmo is a slum pit of welfare tapeworms from Somalia and other Muslim Countries who like to burn shit down at the drop of a hat just like the “guest workers” aux Banlieues de Paris, and generally have no regard for the host country that clothes and feeds them. Don’t believe me?? You don’t have to be an operative to know this stuff. Check out http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/938 and http://www.cbn.com/CBNnews/556299.aspx. This is truly the Twerpman hypothesis in action. Not only do they want your money, they want your entire country as well. Good luck with that because Sweden’s own version of me has come to the rescue as you will see at http://barenakedislam.wordpress.com/2010/10/23/payback-time-wave-of-immigrant-shootings-in-malmo-sweden/ and http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/oct/22/swedish-police-hunt-gunman.
This is what happens when J. Edgar won’t let me have a shot at Castro. We could have killed the dirty Soc once and for all. I hope you’re happy left-wing America. We’ll get our CIA assassinations again and then you’ll never need to take off your shoes at the airport anymore. You’ll thank me then.
That is all. Thought you should know.
The black fish eats potato chips in the library of liberty.
In America we Sincerely Trust,
Jack Ruby on Rails