♦ Even while dead - Jack LaLanne can still kick the tar out of Chuck Norris.No disrespect to Mr. Norris.

♦ LaLanne is the one who taught Chuck Norris how to count to infintiy.
LaLanne did it backwards too!
(BTW, if Infinity tried to count towards Jack - he would say enough and it would stop.)

♦ Chuck Norris may have been able to chew nails. Jack LaLanne could digest them.

♦ Chuck Norris would bend people into Pretzels.
Jack LaLAnne could straighten them out.

♦ Jack LaLanne gave Chuck Norris one of his outgrown jock straps.

Chuck is still trying to fill it.

♦ King Kong thanks Jack LaLanne.
Kong was a 99 pound chimp when he started.

♦ Superman was faster than a speeding bullet; but not by much.

Jack LaLanne was the guy who threw it.

♦ no - duh
Jack LaLanne taught Superman how to be more powerful than a locomotive.

♦ Jack LaLanne used to joke with Superman by picking up the tall buildings as Superman was leaping them.

Face splat - 86th floor.

Really funny

Last one -

The sun learned how to shine brighter because Jack LaLanne showed it how.

RIP. Big Guy!

You earned it.