Johann Schiffer
- Location
- Berkeley, California,
- Birthday
- March 27
- Bio
- I am a Berkeley native earning my M.A in English from California State University East Bay. I earned my B.A in English from the University of Oregon. Before I left for Oregon, I took the Bay Area for granted; now I find it damn difficult to imagine living anywhere else. I spent over a year volunteering, as an editor, for Cal State's premiere literary magazine, Arroyo. Now that I have finished my class work, at Cal State, I miss being involved in the literary community; so here I am, searching for a publishing internship.
In my free time, I like to write (currently developing a creative thesis, featured on this blog), read (I am studying for an exit exam in 20th Century American Literature, which, believe you me, is no joke), and spend as much time as possible soaking up the summer sun.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Who Left the Big Turd?
July 19, 2012 11:01PM - Tin House Literary Review,
Issue 50
July 19, 2012 10:58PM - Spotlight
July 19, 2012 10:53PM - Hustler
July 19, 2012 10:50PM - The Anatomy of a One Night
Stand
July 19, 2012 10:35PM
Johann Schiffer's Links
Who Left the Big Turd?
This is a story review.
Here is the story,
http://www.dearmitt.com/sub_fast/big_boy.php3
Here is the review,
Who Left the Big Turd?
I’ll bet you it was his sister, Amy. Here’s my theory: In one of his stories, Sedaris specifically recalls how he… Read full post »
Tin House Literary Review, Issue 50

The theme of the 50th issue of Tin House is beauty, so it is only fitting that on the magazine's cover would stand Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty, on a clam shell, in a clear homage to Sandra Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus. The prose in… Read full post »
Spotlight
“Mine ain’t the scariest, the clearest, the most painful, or the most beautiful. It just happens to be the one that has its fingers wrapped around my throat.”
The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
Junot Diaz
Part I: Black… Read full post »
Hustler
Part I: Sex and Fatherhood
Ramen Noodles
I first discovered my step-dad’s Hustler magazines when I was ten. My mother wasn’t home, he was. It must have been the early afternoon, because he just offered to make me lunch—ramen noodles. He cooked/… Read full post »
The Anatomy of a One Night Stand
Part I: Growing Pains
It’s the last day of school. Jack—a graduating senior—runs down the Liberal Art Building hallway, stopping at room 314, his Creative Writing professor’s office. He knocks on the door, hunching over, dropping both hands to his knees, gasping for air.
Th… Read full post »
My Wet Nightmare
Part I: The Halloween Party
Jessica
I first saw Jessica’s face about a month ago on the internet. You see, I belong to an internet group called “The Twenties and Thirties Something Young Professional Social Group.” I know, I know, it sounds lame. I can hear your condescending laug… Read full post »
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Amend the 2nd Amendment (Repost)
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Interview with Syrian President Assad
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The Crash: Mad Men Season 6, Episode 8 (Commentary)
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Boston News Fail: greetings from the bowels of Twitter
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Martin Richard – Awarded Words of Inspiration
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HELPING MOMS AND BABES
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UC Berkeley School of Law launches new Center
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Jimmy Stewart's Porn Mag
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