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FEBRUARY 1, 2009 4:47PM

The Pain Of Being A Giants Fan On This Super Bowl Sunday

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What can I say!?  The Giants broke our hearts again.  This was the single sentence sent me by fellow Giants fan and wonderful comedy writer, John DeBellis, when we lost against the Titans a few years ago despite being ahead twenty-one zip at the half and cruising along to a win.  But we lost.  And John's E-mail just said:

They broke our hearts again.

That's what they do, what they seem to have done many times in the past.  They don't just lose -- they break your heart.

We should be in the game.  We beat both the Cardinals and the Steelers in their own park.  But we played badly against the Eagles and were left out of post season.  Rather, we left ourselves out of post season.

They broke our hearts.  This is what the Giants do.  When they're not acting like super heroes, as they did last year.  Thank God for last year.

Yeah, you can blame Plax for shooting himself, Osi's early season injury, bad game planning, Eli's miscues and other miscellaneous things.  But the fact is, we screwed up and the Eagles beat us.  They played extremely well.  The bastids. 

Yeah, you can blame Plax for shooting himself, Osi's early season injury and other tiny little things.  But the fact is, we screwed up and the Eagles beat us.  The bastids.  

They broke our hearts again.

At least it wasn't the Cowboys.  

At around Week 10, I was imagining a whole bunch of Super Bowl fantasy scenarios.  The Titans were undefeated at the time and I was dreaming of another Super Bowl where the Giants would up-end another unbeaten team.

Then the Titans lost.  And other scenarios occurred. 

We could still play the Titans and face Kerry Collins, who I loved as a Giant, love as a QB despite his flaws (what QB doesn't have them!?),  and thought he wasn't treated fairly by the team I love.  He was on fire many seasons ago, racked points against the Niners in the playoff game the refs and our defense and Jim Fassel blew with bad coaching.  But Kerry was great down the stretch.   I'm glad for his resurgence and think he should be the MVP because the Titans wouldn't be anywhere without him. 

But that's not how MVP stuff works.

 So, the Super Bowl could be a face-off between Kerry and the QB who replaced him.  My loyalties wouldbe tested.  Like when Tom Seaver first faced the Mets as a Cincinatti Red.  God, how could baseball put us fans through this torture?  My Mets.  Against Mr. Met himself.  Tom Terrific.  Oh, the pain.

But then the Titans went down.  Okay.  The pain factor is lessened.

So I thought about a Manning vs. Manning SuperBowl.  Wow!  Could the media have fun with that and while I think Peyton is great, I have no emotional investment in the guy.   But then the Colts went down.  

All that was left was a possible 2000Super Bowl  rematch between us and the Ravens, whom we beat during the season.  Revenge!  Love it!   Or a rematch betweenUS and the Steelers, whom we also beat during the regular season.

Then the Ravens and US went down.  And now it's the Steelers and the Cardinals.

What's left for me? I sob and whine.  Sort of what the old Brooklyn Dodger fans used to say,  "wait'll last year."

But, at least it's not the Eagles or the Cowboys or the Skins.

I WILL, however, be rooting for Kurt Warner.  A great football story and a guy who handled himself with dignity and class the year he was with us and played behind a bad offensive line, less than good receivers, an offensive scheme that was, well, offensive, and a defensive coordinater who should be strung up by his ... strung up.

That was Eli's first year and Kurt was yanked mis-season for him.  And he never complained, whined and did his utmost to help Eli along.  

A fabulous QB, a classy guy and I want him to win. 

Cardinals by 10.

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Though Kurt's a class act, I say the Steelers will be crowned Super Bowl Kings at the contest's end. Steelers by 13.
Suede ..

Thanks for your response.

See you after the game. Enjoy.
Wow, that drought since last February must be excruciating. The Steelers have 5 and probably a 6th today, although I hope not. They are already testing their new nickname of The Six-burgh Steelers.

Now, consider the Browns. Last championship was 1964. I'm 45 years old. That is pain.

With the Cardinals making the Super Bowl, Cleveland is now the ONLY city to not have either participated in (27), or hosted (31). Cleveland stands alone in that distinction. That is pain.

(Rated for your pure love of your team and the subjectivity of fandom)
Bill ...

Yes, if you're a Browns fan, you are in DEEP pain.

Except that you bozos beat us early in the season. How the hell did THAT happen.

Enjoy the game.
God only knows. Derek Anderson was on that night, and they are so good when he is on. Unfortunately he is on about as often as Haley's Comet appears over Kansas on a day that starts with "T". So they are most often bad. They have redefined "bad".
Oh, is the Super Bowl today?
M.A.H.

"Oh, is the Super Bowl today?"

Ha! Spoken like a true Giants fan. A sufferer.
I knew the Giants were in trouble when the Eagles and Cowboys beat them towads the end of the season. They just ran out of steam.
No sympathy, pal. I root for the Patriots and have a college roomate who is a Giants fan. He finally shuts up about Bill Buckner and now I got 25 years of 18 and 1.

Bite me.



(Understand it's tongue in cheek.)
Geoff ..

I always thought Buckner got the real ass end of that deal. Though I'm a loyal Mets fan, he shouldn't have been in the game. His knees were bad and my guess is he probably couldn't have bent completely to catch the ball.

Also, I think Mookie would have beaten him to the bag anyway.

Buckner was too good a ballplayer to be remembered only for that play.
John, when somebody asked my sister's husband yesterday who he wanted to win the Super Bowl he said, "The Eagles."

Talk about breaking our hearts.

But as The Kid says, "WE WON THE WORLD SERIES!"
I don't blame Billy Buck for the ball at all.... however.

The two, three, and four hitters were 2nd Baseman Marty Barrett, Billy Buck, and Jim Ed Rice.

Marty Barret set a world series record for most hits in a series, and Jim Rice set a record for leading off most innings in a series.

What does that tell you about the bat in between them?
I have to restraint myself. I wouldn't want to shoot myself in the foot with inappropriate behavior.

BTW Go Pats! Let's Go Mets! I have divided loyalties John and Geoff , but the dreaded Yankees are a place where we share common ground.
As I said before---"There's always LAST year."
Suede ...

You were right. Damn!

At least the Mets won. Heh-heh.
It could be worse. You could be a Utah fan and watch you team become the only undefeated team in college football and still have not chance at a national title.