As politics seems to be ruling the airwaves and intertubes these days (gee, I wonder why) and as Rob St. Amant points out visits to "Crazytown" are all the rage, here's something a little lighter. Just where will you end up in hell? Personally, I was a little disappointed in my mediocre placement, I'll just need to try harder to be evil. Maybe a little more wrath, gloom, and treachery will do the trick.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell! More on the Levels here
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low
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Comments
"Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me!"
Joan, I think the nuns got to you early in life, hence the goody two-shoes rating. But, there's still hope.
Ric, I don't know how you got Seven, must be a case of a smoldering inner rage that doesn't show too much. Well, keep the home fires burning and there'll be a bell tower and scoped rifle in your future.
I'm Very Low for 6.
Must cuss more.
I'm really interested to see that we're now splitting between Levels 2 and 6. Maybe we can work out a deal for commuting.
Lisa, I'll have to admit that you could have knocked me over with a feather - violent???? Oh well, you think you know someone...
Lea, will you dance with me if I promise not to blow smoke in your face? I do a wicked Samba.
'They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun..."
"Did you ever...have you ever...."
Lisa, I will allow that some of the questions are a little too black & white, not allowing for extenuating circumstances. I got nailed on a couple of those myself, which is why, I suspect, I'm on level 2 instead of 6.
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
I think that last question, "Some people just deserve to die," did me in. I frequently quote Perry Farrel when I read a particularly heinous story: "Some people should die. That's just unconscious knowledge." Yup, guess I'm going to hell. :)
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low