"Well" you ask, and well you might, "just why does that John Leonard fellow hide behind photos of innocent dogs? An unfortunate incident with a flame thrower when he was younger? A biological experiment gone hideously wrong? Or even less likely, is the boy so handsome that even Cary Grant would die of envy (if he weren't already)?".
Well, now it can be told, or shown rather. Sorry, I'm afraid I don't have my guyliner on, and as an ad for Ford pick-ups described - I'm "just not the kind of man who shaves on a Saturday ", or a Friday or a Sunday either for that matter. I think it should be obvious that I achieve that devil-may-care look by simply not caring.
But I am waiting for a Java program I wrote to finish (a large amount of processing to be done) and have nothing better to do, so I thought I'd scare the children.
Here I am in all my glory. If Rob can show his ponytail, I can show my face.