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OCTOBER 21, 2009 3:48PM

I'm Calling You Out, Mad Typist! (My NFL Recap)

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Mad Typist, where are you????  

 

I’ve been waiting, less than patiently, for three weeks now for you regular NFL re-caps. Nothing.  Thinking I’ve just somehow missed them, I go directly to your blog.  Still nothing. 

 What’s up with that? 

Therefore, I hereby issue you a challenge to get off your lazy backside and get back to the truly important stuff. 

I’ve always loved the NFL and last year your blog made it that much more enjoyable.  You teased me for a couple of weeks early on and then nothing (just like a woman). 

I realize that a challenge from me probably doesn’t cause anything to sit too very highly on your “to do” list so I’m upping the ante. If you don’t do it, I will.  Unfortunately for anyone who reads this, my analysis will be neither as comprehensive as yours nor will I pretend to be unbiased. 

So, again I challenge you;... I dare ya’,... I double dog dare ya’, to get back into it and save all of OS from posts like the drivel that follows.    

 

Week 6 re-cap  

 

 

Hou vs Cincy 

 

Neither the Texans nor the Bengals can seem to decide week to week whether they want to win or not. This week Houston figured “yeah, what the hell.” 

Way under rated but much more talented a footballer than Ochocinco (give me a break) is Andre Johnson of the Texans.   

 

 

Cleveland vs Pitt 

 

At least Cleveland has the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.  

 

 

Detroit vs Green Bay 

No Favre, no Sanders.  Did anybody watch this game??    

 

 

St. Louis vs Jacksonville To no one’s surprise Jacksonville wins and they have better uniforms.    

 

 

Baltimore vs Minnesota  No fair, Favre!! No fair, Favre!!  You didn’t tell anybody in the Greenbay organization that you could still play like this.  Roll on, Brother.    

 

 

NY football Giants vs New Orleans  

 

Eli is so waaaaaaay over rated.  He’s a competent QB but nothing more.  If he weren'tt Peyton's brother he would never have been a 1st round draft choice.  He has neither the talent nor the skills of his classmates, Rivers and Roethlisberger. 

Anyway, now that the Giants had to play a “good” football team they show that they are clearly not among the NFL elite.    

 

 

Carolina vs Tampa Bay 

 

The Jags extended the Buc’s losing streak to 10 games but there shouldn’t be much celebration in the Carolinas.  They have serious QB issues and will for some time.      

 

 

K.C vs Wash  

 

K.C. is better than their record and proved it against the lowly ‘skins.  Look for them to give the Chargers another test when they host the bolts next week.    

 

 

Phil vs Oakland   

 

If you weren’t shocked by this game then you haven’t been paying attention.  The Raiders win but their Q.B., Russell is the worst in the league.  They won’t win many more and Philly won’t lose many.    

 

 

Arizona vs Seattle  

 

Was there ever a question that the Cards would spank the Seahawks?       

 

 

Tennessee vs New England  

 

This is the first time Brady has looked like the Brady of old and Kerry Collins looked like the Kerry Collins of old.

Pat fans should be encouraged but let’s face it; Tenn wasn’t much of a test.   

 

 

Buffalo vs N.Y. Jets  

 

Okay, so can all the New Yorkers finally shut up about an all NY Super Bowl?  

Sanchize?  

Really?   

 

 

Chicago vs Hotlanta  

 

Yes, the Falcons are headed back to the playoff and Q.B Ryan, while suffering through something of a sophomore slump, will have two years of NFL experience when they get there.

Somebody better be paying attention.    

 

 

Denver vs San Diego  

 

Den’s Q.B. Orton looked competent but the Bolts couldn’t get even a shadow of a pass rush against him. 

The Broncos won’t let the Chargers knock them out of the playoffs this year but they won’t last long there either.  They’re good but far from great. 

Meanwhile, San Diego’s premier Q.B. Phillips needs at least a little help from his supporting cast.  And the Bolts “D” is offensive. 

 

 

Take that Mad Typist.

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I was thoroughly enjoying your post because, like you, I was missing mad typist's recaps. I hope she comes back soon. Your last analysis concerning my Beloved Broncos put a knife in my already wounded heart! I need therapy asap. Rated anyway.
Well, my dear Mary, at least the Bronco throw-back socks have to make you smile.
Eagles always lose to a lousy AFC team. Every year. They looked ridiculously and pathetically unprepared.

The question is, do you do predictions?
I do, Pilgrim. The Eagles will stomp Washington this Sunday. You heard it here first.

Oh, and Mary: The Broncos will change their socks.
Miami Dolphins 33 vs New Orleans Saints....a prayer of a chance.
By the way a buddy of mine and former Dolphin plays for the Texans...Jeff Zgonina, DE. Great guy...oldest player in the league to play defense.
There's always a prayer, T.S. that's why they played the Raiders/Eagles game last week. But Miami over the Saints?? Really?
Dolphins will add new wrinkles to the Wildcat...Saints...we know what they do. How'd that work out for the Jets...not such a gimmick after all. Dolphins repeat AFC champs, Dallas and Romo get it going to make the playoffs.
I yi-yi, just like a woman my sweet ass. This recap is just like a man. :}
(But maybe I'll go with your Eagles pick. Do you have a spread on that?)
Thanks...Brady is back.
I can't help it, Scupper, I am a man.
I am in perfect agreement (ref. one previous post, eye candy JW repairs fences). Besides, you knew I was just joshin' (and I was after the spread). Next installment?
Scupper:
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 'Course, you don't talke to me that much.