Johnny Noir
- Location
- Montclair, New Jersey, USA
- Birthday
- September 23
- Title
- pulp writer, poet, Nihilist prophet, Neo-Platonist
- Company
- Johnny Noir
- Bio
- You can buy my novels and poetry at lulu.com
MY RECENT POSTS
- The Sounds Of The Streets
October 25, 2011 01:23PM - Epistle To Megan
October 19, 2011 08:22PM - Everything Sweet & Good
August 27, 2011 11:51PM - Doctor Drake, Meet Rupert
Murdoch
July 13, 2011 09:35AM - From The Confessions Of A Mad
Detective
July 08, 2011 02:32PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I hate Michelle Bachmann
with all my blood, but I am
an
atheist homophobe
because…”
July 15, 2011 01:45AM - “Nice one!”
June 30, 2011 11:30PM - “Bob Dylan is the
greatest living American poet.
No one even
comes close. He
trans…”
May 31, 2011 10:05AM - “Bob Dylan is the
greatest living American poet.
No one even
comes close. He
trans…”
May 31, 2011 10:04AM - “I've never seen an
episode of Oprah and have
never paid
attention to a word
she's…”
May 26, 2011 08:17AM
Johnny Noir's Links
The Sounds Of The Streets
I felt like I was in a box, and the box felt like solid steel. I tore open another bag, cooked it up methodically and shot it into the collapsing vein. I waited for the inevitable feeling, the sunlight behind my eyes. My body walked slowly out of its living grave,… Read full post »
Epistle To Megan
Megan, a prophet walks the hot red sand searching for wild peyote,
The world turning inside out and upside down he doesn’t pretend to know what it’s all about as he waits for the Wall Street demonstrators to do battle with the Tea Party with pitchforks and pepper spray,… Read full post »
Everything Sweet & Good
Some day we will all travel back in time and seduce our mothers who were odd even Before the Sons of God fell from the golden sky
Looking for something sweet and now we know
Thanks to CGI and CAD, MRI, Forensic history, forensic evolution,
Prenatal… Read full post »
Doctor Drake, Meet Rupert Murdoch
Murdoch greeted Drake, Sophie and Coulter outside his office and shook the doc’s hand vigorously, inviting them inside. Murdoch was a spry old coot in a turtleneck and thick glasses. He looked over Sophie and licked his lips, offering her a seat. Drake/… Read full post »
From The Confessions Of A Mad Detective
Special Agents Reed and Callas had left the city and were on the New Jersey Turnpike when Callas flipped on the radio. It was an all talk station and there was a show in progress. The photographer ‘Flash’ Hobson was being interviewed by the female host, whom seemed engrossed and inquisiti… Read full post »
Kristina
When the sun came out Kristina was set afire
In her white spider filled dreams of religion,
She set off on a quest and never returned—
Too humbled, white spiders crawling up her arms,
Biting her legs until they bleed fire,
Her crystal… Read full post »
Pulp fiction has given us some of the best writing of the 20th century: Hammett, Chandler, Spillane, and Lovecraft. Even Tennessee Williams and Faulkner admired the form. Bradbury, Hubbard, Asimov, Dick, etc. are all honored alum of classic newsstand pulp fiction. This is not writ… Read full post »
Cemeteryville
She was already hot and cool. She had shades on and I was looking her over to see what I could find. I was looking really hard.
"See something you like?" she said.
I said, "Sure," and walked over to her. I've got balls like any other/… Read full post »
Sleeping On Pins
My name is John Okinawa. I’m a cop. My father was a Jap, so I guess that makes me a son of a bitch. I smoke too much, drink too much and cheat on my wife. My mistress is a junky, I have no friends and my daughter is a whore.… Read full post »
Epinoia
All Knowledge Comes With Time
All knowledge comes with time,
For one cannot know in an instant
What has taken great minds years to accrue—
Like a fat girl in fishnets with a cigarette
And a miniskirt blowing in the breeze,
Love doesn’t mean anything—
There’s enough love and ugly people
To go… Read full post »
For He Hath Broken The Gates Of Brass
“For he hath broken the gates of brass, and cut the bars of iron in sunder.”
Hathor, Mistress of the West rose up through the mud,
Clothed in the sun and wearing a cobra skin dress,
She worked on her father’s farm tilling the soil
And had to go the… Read full post »
Megan Smedley

Megan Smedley met Saint Peter barefoot in the desert,
Her toes aflame, rhymes tumbling from her mouth—
Saying Natalie Wood could pass for a Brit under a big sky,
Faceless and shy like Emma, like you, like Donatella Versace,
All the boys want you—… Read full post »
Ugly Girls

If I could list the names of every ugly woman in the world,
It would be longer than the list of the dead and wounded
From every war since the beginning of time—
It would include some of the most desirable women in the world,
Though maybe “desirable” is the wrong word&mda… Read full post »
Russian Girl
ANONYMA
In The Beginning Was The Word

Jesus Christ's Last Words
Eloi! Eloi!
Pugnasty
Whom The Gods Destroy
When A Pretty Girl Farts
Michelle Bachman Is An Enormous Whore
The National Chinese Puppet Theater

Infinite Materialism
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