She’s old as dirt, killing cockroaches ‘til it hurts, cockeyed like Michelle Bachmann but not as kinky in the sack—
She’s a pagan goddess Playboy bunny and Republican to boot,
I don’t know why there’s no sun up in the sky—
Anybody I know would nail Michelle Bachmann in a heartbeat,
Word on the street is that Italian girls like to have a guy fart into their mouths,
But I’ve never dated an Italian girl so I can’t speak from experience—
But I believe it just like I believe in Japan porn is a religion,
They’re serious about it and they’ll rape anyone—
I’ll take a Japanese whore drunk, drugged and passed out
Over a wide awake Italian just to avoid the attitude—
I like Italian bread so I’d probably like Italian head—
What’s amazing is how big, dumb bitches practically rape themselves
with one eye open only to magically appear wearing boots at my door,
I don’t know why—
Old enough and slutty enough to be mothers of several grown children,
Slick enough to be men in dragged dragging a seventeen year old virgin by the hand—
It’s 4:30 in the morning and I can’t tell who’s an American anymore—
I don’t care and beautiful Europeans are a thing of the past—
Everybody knows she dead and all roads lead to heaven if you can swim,
One ugly lesbian’s enough for me along with a blowjob from a Japanese child—
Blonde, brunette or pregnant, why should I care who she pees on
In the darkness or the light and if she’s such a one-eyed Christ worshipping whore
Why should anyone care whose mother she is?
Your monkey feet dance like ants on a hotplate or the trophy wife of a dead man—
Fuck her in the cunt then fuck her in the face
if you think you can tell the difference—
Michelle Bachmann’s dumb as a fucking basketball, how’d she get elected to anything?
And yet the though of her getting brutally skull-fucked makes me smile
And fills me with an inner glow, as if god were saying,
The Right Shall Prevail, but you don’t exactly run away
When a teenager insists that she wants to make love to you,
it’s like religion, you can’t buy that kind of Grace—
Serial killers bully their way into the news
The way female news anchors revisit reruns of lost love before videotape was invented—
I know the children of gay couples eat like fish,
I know the parents of black children are not their real parents—
I know little girls suck dick and swallow while their mothers take the load in the face—
Dirty Russian girls are phantoms of the night, crazy bloodsuckers like a Magritte in high-heels—
You’ll vomit from all the cheap vodka you’ll need to wash her bad breath, broken teeth and fat ass out of your memory where they’ll turn into rats squeezing down a dirty drain past the hairy clogs lined up like schoolgirls being sold by their mothers—
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