When a pretty girl farts it smells like perfume,
Take a big whiff before running from the room—
Tijuana Lolita ate all the chips,
She’s an ugly little flirt but I’m okay with that—
She took a beefy dump in my cupped hands—
Love made me dream of her drinking sperm from a can
No one called it murder then so why call it that now?
Two lines are left where they made her tits bigger
Now she’s 34FF and incontinent as a rock star,
Sucking the soiled, sweaty crotch of Blake Lively’s pantyhose—
Damn I love that bitch but her cunt smells like a dirty rag—
I don’t care about that—
I drink from her sewer any day
Immigrants and Jews make nice couples—
And girls with weak chins give the best head
When a pretty girl farts it smells like perfume,
Take a big whiff before running from the room—
Tijuana Lolita ate all the chips,
She’s an ugly little flirt but I’m okay with that—
"I have a lifetime sentence of a lost limb
Missing from our family tree," Susan Levy said—
Let’s turn back the clock to when
Child stars became crackheads and turned tricks—
Damn I love that bitch but her cunt smells like a dirty rag—
Japanese porn makes me think what it would be like to fuck mice
Or have an orgy at Disneyworld,
Minus the faggots but that’s nearly impossible I suppose—
The redneck sluts dressed as fairy tale princesses
Will fuck or smoke anything, thank God—
When a pretty girl farts it smells like perfume,
Take a big whiff before running from the room—
Tijuana Lolita ate all the chips,
She’s an ugly little flirt but I’m okay with that—
The more rational people become,
The stupider the things they’ve done in the past seem to be—
Slavery, war; one day someone will say,
‘Whose stupid ideas were those?’
In the future someone will look back and say,
‘Computers? What the fuck were they thinking?’
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