“Of or pertaining to being nasty or disgusting.
A simple mix of pugnacious (meaning aggressive or rough) and nasty.
Only used when something is viciously gross.”
-Urban Dictionary
Time is a gamble—
It gets nasty when the bride is butt ugly and pregnant,
Time is an accident,
Don’t be foolish,
Be lucky as a watchful owl spying a mouse in the dark—
Don’t be the mouse,
Or an Egyptian, mummified like a Franco Fascist—
The girl that I love wears a headscarf but she’s beautiful to me,
Her face battered in a brawl—
Ugly is as ugly does but the women in the Israeli army
Take their clothes off
For any reason at all and never wear underwear,
Their thongs used as slingshots by Palestinian lovers
In the heat of the Gaza streets—
The gym is open, your fat ass in stretch pants looks like Ganesh
Doing yoga, your children laughing at you—
Time is a gamble—
Your butt ugly ass makes money for the banks,
You’re a space jockey orbiting mars,
I can see your dirty ass from here—
You’re a peacock with its feathers plucked—
You’re a Russian princess full of bullet holes
You’re a 1980s beauty queen,
The day is coming when your Muslim wife will blow herself up
Or be stoned in Central Park’s Sheep’s Meadow
Protesting Bloomberg’s ban on smoking—
Time is a gamble—
Dreaming of White Russians in love
And Native Americans in love with Punjabis,
pugnasty women making love in stag films—
Woman named Rose and Chloe and Esther
Look crazy with those long legs wrapped around her neck,
If she were British it’d be okay if she were crazy and ugly
And coked up and on Prozac and Zoloft and Xanax,
But she’s rich and American,
She’s innocent of Original Sin in her glamorous dress
And black stilettos,
But she’s been burned by the anal bleaching—
Time is a gamble and she lost
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