Johnny Noir
- Location
- Montclair, New Jersey, USA
- Birthday
- September 23
- Title
- pulp writer, poet, Nihilist prophet, Neo-Platonist
- Company
- Johnny Noir
- Bio
- You can buy my novels and poetry at lulu.com
MY RECENT POSTS
- Who Is The Most Beautiful
Jewish Woman In The World?
May 26, 2012 11:37AM - I Want To Be The Man Who Comes
In Cindy Sherman’s Mouth
May 09, 2012 11:43PM - I Dreamt Her Body Was The
Crimean War
April 10, 2012 10:29PM - Apotheosis
April 02, 2012 10:40PM - Cynthia
March 19, 2012 09:47AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Rick Lucke: being gay is
obviously a rational and
logical
choice.
Kidding.”
May 11, 2012 01:20PM - “Legalizing gay marriage
has the same consequence
as
legalizing rape, which
produc…”
May 11, 2012 12:33AM - “Who's imposing their
views on whom? What I see are
bigoted
mobs of radical gays
f…”
May 09, 2012 11:40PM - “I hate Michelle Bachmann
with all my blood, but I am
an
atheist homophobe
because…”
July 15, 2011 01:45AM - “Nice one!”
June 30, 2011 11:30PM
Johnny Noir's Links
May 11, 2012 01:20PM
“Rick Lucke: being gay is obviously a rational and logical choice. Kidding.”
About: Conservatives Win Gay Battle, Lose Gay War
“Rick Lucke: being gay is obviously a rational and logical choice. Kidding.”
About: Conservatives Win Gay Battle, Lose Gay War
May 11, 2012 12:33AM
“Legalizing gay marriage has the same consequence as legalizing rape, which produces society's such as Afghanistan and and Pakistan. If perverts dictate…”
About: Conservatives Win Gay Battle, Lose Gay War
“Legalizing gay marriage has the same consequence as legalizing rape, which produces society's such as Afghanistan and and Pakistan. If perverts dictate…”
About: Conservatives Win Gay Battle, Lose Gay War
May 09, 2012 11:40PM
“Who's imposing their views on whom? What I see are bigoted mobs of radical gays forcing others to accept their way of life and point of view. And kids…”
About: Conservatives Win Gay Battle, Lose Gay War
“Who's imposing their views on whom? What I see are bigoted mobs of radical gays forcing others to accept their way of life and point of view. And kids…”
About: Conservatives Win Gay Battle, Lose Gay War
July 15, 2011 01:45AM
“I hate Michelle Bachmann with all my blood, but I am an atheist homophobe because nature made me that way and I have no intention of ever changing. I h…”
About: Marcus Bachmann Prays the Gay Away
“I hate Michelle Bachmann with all my blood, but I am an atheist homophobe because nature made me that way and I have no intention of ever changing. I h…”
About: Marcus Bachmann Prays the Gay Away
May 31, 2011 10:05AM
“Bob Dylan is the greatest living American poet. No one even comes close. He transcended being a mere pop star long ago and the difference between Dylan…”
About: The Times They Are A Changin': Bob Dylan Turns 70!!
“Bob Dylan is the greatest living American poet. No one even comes close. He transcended being a mere pop star long ago and the difference between Dylan…”
About: The Times They Are A Changin': Bob Dylan Turns 70!!
May 31, 2011 10:04AM
“Bob Dylan is the greatest living American poet. No one even comes close. He transcended being a mere pop star long ago and the difference between Dylan…”
About: The Times They Are A Changin': Bob Dylan Turns 70!!
“Bob Dylan is the greatest living American poet. No one even comes close. He transcended being a mere pop star long ago and the difference between Dylan…”
About: The Times They Are A Changin': Bob Dylan Turns 70!!
May 26, 2011 08:17AM
“I've never seen an episode of Oprah and have never paid attention to a word she's ever said. She's an insufferable lowbrow that co-opted literature for…”
About: I Won't Miss Oprah
“I've never seen an episode of Oprah and have never paid attention to a word she's ever said. She's an insufferable lowbrow that co-opted literature for…”
About: I Won't Miss Oprah
May 23, 2011 06:17PM
“If you'd gotten into Bad Brains chances are your southern white friends would've turned against you. Living Color only proved the black people could be…”
About: Back In Black: Brown Skin, White Music
“If you'd gotten into Bad Brains chances are your southern white friends would've turned against you. Living Color only proved the black people could be…”
About: Back In Black: Brown Skin, White Music
April 29, 2011 04:40PM
“The British people will get slapped in the face and like it. It's the early 21st century and we have the fairy tale marriage of a future king & que…”
About: Royal wedding is a royal waste!
“The British people will get slapped in the face and like it. It's the early 21st century and we have the fairy tale marriage of a future king & que…”
About: Royal wedding is a royal waste!
April 29, 2011 04:40PM
“The British people will get slapped in the face and like it. It's the early 21st century and we have the fairy tale marriage of a future king & que…”
About: Royal wedding is a royal waste!
“The British people will get slapped in the face and like it. It's the early 21st century and we have the fairy tale marriage of a future king & que…”
About: Royal wedding is a royal waste!
April 25, 2011 04:56PM
“I admire your sanity and ability to question and reflect this so many years later. I once tried to join a cult. But as far as I can tell I was all too…”
About: Lured (To The Cult) Part 2
“I admire your sanity and ability to question and reflect this so many years later. I once tried to join a cult. But as far as I can tell I was all too…”
About: Lured (To The Cult) Part 2
April 09, 2011 06:19PM
“Remind me again, just what is the difference between the Tea Party and Fascism?”
About: Isn’t This Fun?
“Remind me again, just what is the difference between the Tea Party and Fascism?”
About: Isn’t This Fun?
April 07, 2011 02:21AM
“The jokes on both of you. Everyone knows Professor X is the founder of the X-Men and anyone who calls himself that has zero credibility.”
About: Will the Real Professor X Please Stand Up?
“The jokes on both of you. Everyone knows Professor X is the founder of the X-Men and anyone who calls himself that has zero credibility.”
About: Will the Real Professor X Please Stand Up?
March 25, 2011 03:04AM
“Yeh, I was about 12 when I learned what a "fetish" was. Good luck in future with all that.”
About: Teaching the kid how to Kegel
“Yeh, I was about 12 when I learned what a "fetish" was. Good luck in future with all that.”
About: Teaching the kid how to Kegel
March 22, 2011 11:18AM
“The lesson here is not to confuse senile dementia with creativity.”
About: For He Hath Broken The Gates Of Brass
“The lesson here is not to confuse senile dementia with creativity.”
About: For He Hath Broken The Gates Of Brass
March 13, 2011 04:13AM
“The dialectics of history seems to show that we are headed for a global dictatorship, whether in this country the Republicans certainly appear to be pr…”
About: Intolerance in Europe: A new study sounds the alarm
“The dialectics of history seems to show that we are headed for a global dictatorship, whether in this country the Republicans certainly appear to be pr…”
About: Intolerance in Europe: A new study sounds the alarm
March 07, 2011 01:42AM
“Yes, it's "every man for himself" in a "dog eat dog" world. That's not funny either. There's no punchline.”
About: Starved for Democracy
“Yes, it's "every man for himself" in a "dog eat dog" world. That's not funny either. There's no punchline.”
About: Starved for Democracy
February 28, 2011 05:05PM
“Talk about your ghosts in the machine.”
About: The Donnellan Crypt, Downtown Houston
“Talk about your ghosts in the machine.”
About: The Donnellan Crypt, Downtown Houston
February 23, 2011 09:14AM
“Since we can be certain more than one person recorded the entire attack on their cellphone (faces and screams, and all), we can now eagerly look forwar…”
About: "You Need to Live in the Real World"
“Since we can be certain more than one person recorded the entire attack on their cellphone (faces and screams, and all), we can now eagerly look forwar…”
About: "You Need to Live in the Real World"
February 15, 2011 08:03PM
“I was just griping about the opposite effect, which may be even more maddening; watching [insert your own inanity] for no good goddamned reason I can f…”
About: History, Interrupted
“I was just griping about the opposite effect, which may be even more maddening; watching [insert your own inanity] for no good goddamned reason I can f…”
About: History, Interrupted
January 28, 2011 12:08PM
“Art-blind conservatives should appreciate that someone can speak their language. Besides, if you think I'm a liberal you haven't been paying attention.…”
About: Michelle Bachman Is An Enormous Whore
“Art-blind conservatives should appreciate that someone can speak their language. Besides, if you think I'm a liberal you haven't been paying attention.…”
About: Michelle Bachman Is An Enormous Whore
Johnny Noir's Favorites
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Cedar BurnettUpdates
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VOTING: A right - Not an obligation
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RESCUED FROM STORAGE: MY 1965 FENDER ELECTRIC XII GUITAR!
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Uniquely Unqualified
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Reading About the History of the Yankees
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Making peace with the Point
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Nazi Muff-Diving: It Could've Happened Here
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For Memorial Day: "Let There Be Light"
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Vertigo of the Golden Gate Bridge - 75 Years
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