The incidents and characters portrayed in this blog post are purely fictional and any similarity to Reefer Madness is coincidental.

Foreword:

The blog post you are about to read may startle you.

It would not have been possible, otherwise, to sufficiently emphasize the frightful toll of the new drug menace which is destroying the youth of America in alarmingly-increasing numbers. I-dosing is that drug

– a violent narcotic –

-- an unspeakable scourge –

-- The Real Public Enemy Number One! –

Well I'm all in - put it up on the board

Another rapper shot down from the mouth that roared

1-2-3 down for the count

The result of my lyrics - oh yes, no doubt

Cold rock rap - 49r supreme

Is what I choose and I use ... 

[Whoops. Sorry. Wrong Public Enemy. Now where was I? Oh, yeah ... i-dosing]

Its first effect is sudden, violent, uncontrollable laughter; then come dangerous hallucinations – space expands – time slows down, almost stands still. … fixed ideas come next, not unlike those on some 24-hour news shows, conjuring up monstrous extravagances – followed by emotional disturbances, the total inability to direct thoughts, the loss of all power to resist physical emotions … leading finally to acts of shocking violence … ending often in incurable insanity.

In picturing its soul-destroying effects no attempt was made to equivocate. The scenes and incidents, while fictionized [sic] for the purposes of this blog, are based upon actual research in to the results of i-dosing addictions. If their stark reality will make you think, will make you aware that something must be done to wipe out this ghastly menace, then the blog post will not have failed in its purpose. …

Because the dread i-dosing may be reaching forth next for your son or daughter .… or yours …. Or YOURS!

Psst! If you want to get high, try this:  

Or this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4pIxnuUG1k

Or this: http://tinyurl.com/2g85aav 

Or this: http://tinyurl.com/3x4habl 

But for god's sake, don't sign up for the i-doser affiliate program. Sure, they say they'll pay you 20 percent of any sales you refer to their site, but then they ask for your PayPal account information. Now that's scary.