Sheldon the Wonderhorse indicated that it was looking for a new sidekick. Since I've been out of work for over a year, I figured that it wouldn't hurt to send in an application.
Jon Henner's Superhero Sidekick Resume
This is me, perched high above the city during my daily crime fighting rounds. Every superhero sidekick needs to master the unerring gaze of Daddy Knows Everything.
I occasionally use my powers to deal with unruly toddlers. This is a demonstration of my unholy chest lightning blast of Bedtime, NOW!
When necessary, I'm not afraid to grapple with the meanest demons hell ever spawned on this good Earth. Above shows me locked in a death struggle with the Green Poop Beast of Hallows Eve.
From time to time, I've been known to bring it even in the water. Here, I'm wrestling with the Red Shark of Kiddiepoolland. Let me tell you, that wasn't an easy fight.
Well, Sheldon. That wraps up my application, just like I wrapped up the baddie in the above picture. Thanks for taking the time to view my resume. Hope to hear from you soon.
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Rated, most definitely.
I like that you, as a sidekick, would come with your own (freakin' adorable) sidekick! Sheldon would be stupid not to hire you. He'd be getting two for one.
Hollywood, look out!
I am awed by the unholy chest lightning.
Kid is cute too.
Tell me about your ink!
Sheldon: One note of clarification. What benefits are available for daycare. While I'm off sidekicking and occasionally doing data entry, someone's gotta watch the Hellspawn.
P13: Oh, my arms, wrist, and ankle are covered in ink. All of them are various verses from favorite poems, or metaphorical representations of poetry. I have Shakespeare, Brautigan, Ginsberg, Neruda, Keats, Masahide, and even the apocrypha. Also have a tattoo-ed wedding ring (an aleph).
So there, family guy with oodles of sex appeal.
Well done.
You guys tend to be a sexier, cultured lot.
Heh.
It's a great nose, Jon...I love it.
(Gabriel Byrne and Liam Neeson are favs of mine...nuff said, no?)
(wink wink ;)