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OCTOBER 11, 2010 6:57AM

Those UFOs

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 Flying Saucerors


Although the only unidentified flying objects I have ever personally encountered were in energetic arguments with my wife when her volatile temper was stimulated, lately there has been some rather strange testimony from believable sources that perhaps are worth consideration. If these professionals described close encounters with Santa Clause and his Mach 3 reindeer I might have more serious doubts but these guys are retired high-ranking US Air Force officers who were responsible for the nuclear security of the country and that does confer some authority I can respect. Their statements can be found on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtmpaM0PqyI&feature=player_embedded#!

 

The first UFO reports I saw were back in 1947 when a pilot named Kenneth Arnold was flying a plane in the state of Washington and spotted some strange objects with flashing lights that wobbled in the air like floating saucers although they did not look like saucers. A detailed report can be found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Arnold_UFO_sighting

 

I had also heard about Foo fighters which were reported by both sides in the military aerial conflicts in WWII from 1944 onwards. They also were glowing flying objects and the military assumed that they were some sort of secret weapons from the opposing side but nobody ever found out what they actually were There is an article at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foo_fighter which gives details.

 

Since there have been reports up into the present day about these odd things everybody is now aware that something funny is going on but the standard media ridicule and the multitudes of doubtless hoaxes reduced these reports in common perception to the same status as many of the other florid bits of nonsense in popular publications.

 

A recent report has it that the UN has or is about to appoint a diplomat to any interstellar visitor who has the temerity to make her, him or itself openly known. See http://www.economist.com/blogs/babbage/2010/09/alien_diplomacy?page=3

Considering the generally ineffective performance of that general body up to now it may trumpet the final demise of humanity.

 

Nevertheless the great unknown faces everybody when viewing a clear star-filled night sky with its infinite potential for mystery spiced with a bit of paranoia considering the wiggly monsters with voracious tooth and claw that thrash around movie screens slavering after human flesh these days. At the moment it seems vampires are a bit more popular since humans, perhaps out of all the ads for cola drinks, may be more viewed as beverage containers than the stuff of solid sustenance but as soon as some innocent tentacled diplomat emerges offering a bouquet for welcome, the cosmic monster may gain more consideration.  

RETREAT

 They spoke once of

The broken edge

Where world and sky

Made meeting

In catastrophe.

Where seas fell down

In steady roar

Into the sky,

Or pits of Hell.

What happened there

No one could tell.

No one had seen

Or cared to see

This horrific mystery.

When Magellan

Sought to find

This birthplace of infinity,

The Earth had sealed

Unto itself.

Grand horror fell

Back into the mind.

 

Once there were

Great man-shaped things

That lit the stars

And ate the moon

And rolled the Sun

Across the sky.

They shook the earth

And pissed the rain

And laughed with thunder

And disdain

At mankind’s loss

And silly gain.

They told when

To plant and sing

And fear and die

And everything.

But, somehow,

Upon looking close

They proved far

Too bellicose.

The rules are calmer now,

It seems.

They’ve tumbled back

Into our dreams. 

 

One God, at times,

Is still up there

Behind the stars

Somehow, somewhere.

He fusses on morality

And fiddles with

Our destiny,

But seems, most times,

If will is free,

Existing inconsistently.

His eyes are red,

His thoughts are tired.

His beard as white as snow.

The ovens in his antique Hell

Are burning very low.

The World, I fear,

Will soon dismiss

This Father of

Immortal bliss.

 

There is no longer

Any spoor

Of Moon creatures

Of Cavour,

And Mars has turned

To rocky dust.

Barsoom, it seems,

Is a bust.

And so the monsters

File away.

Locally

They’ve had their day.

 

But out beyond

Centaurus arise

The monsters

With their death-ray eyes.

There, around alien fires,

The spooks and gods

And monsters stalk.

The gods strum softly

On their lyres

While things

With twisty pseudopods

 Drip acid slime and talk

In garbled yowls,

Soprano howls,

Of starships come

All filled with men,

That monsters reign

Supreme again.

 

 

 

 

 

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I wish Placebo could read this...he would love it...thank you...xox
I',m with aim. But the odds are against it, alas. Too many planets, too much distance. I get all the alien life form action I need when I pluck the ticks off my pug.
Wow. Good stuff. UFO sightings always scare me. There are no rules, you know? And even if all of it can be explained by military testing, what fearsome, strange weapons are they out there creating to kill ourselves with? This is just a no-win kind of speculation. Thanks for the spookiness, the poem, and a very funny cartoon. R.
I saw where these Air Force officers testified about UFO's. Regardless of what they saw, the government is making it worse by not releasing what they know about it. Great Poem Jan!
Of course there are UFOs. Only a human being from planet Earth would think we're the only life in the entire universe! I can't wait until they return!
I have seen 5 in the air around a high power line. One blinking in and out the other 4 surrounding it. I watched for about 30 minutes and had the strangest feeling that the one blinking in and out was in trouble and the others had come to help. I ran home to get my husband and when we got back they were gone. I wish I had just stayed put until I saw them leave.
Your message and extended poem reached me from outer space. I hope the aliens--who seem to bear a resemblance to Mickey Mouse--are treating you well.

I shouldn't be calling them aliens, and I'm sorry. Since you're on their home grounds I guess you're now the alien. How's the food?
Would you recommend the place to vacationers or would-be immigrants? Is there free medical care? How many sexes do they have? Polymorpous?

Send pictures, please, Jan.
As always written with clarity and humor!
One wonders sometimes...
Will read the links.
I wrote a post once on the Mexican UFOs my family and I encountered. But your poem is an absolute delight. r
"Considering the generally ineffective performance of that general body up to now it may trumpet the final demise of humanity."

and the cartoon,

you have me laughing!! So glad to read you.
As far fetched as the concept of flying saucers may be, the concept that beings in intimate control of the basic forces of the universe should, in any way, approximate the appearance of us advanced monkeys is way beyond the compass of my imagination.
Ive seen strange lights in the sky. I believe we are not alone.
(R)ated for poetic astronomy.
So much talent in one person. I really loved your art and your poetry.
Rated for talent.
I don't care what Jameson says. If I'm penetrating, I ain't stoppin for anything or anyone, UFO or not.
Even if you can't help being strange, Jan, don't be a stranger. Say something. Draw something. Hit somebody.
You mention Kenneth Arnold. Sitings around Mt Rainier have apparently been so common that at least two TV shows of recent, over here in the States, have used Mt. Rainier and the Seattle area as the setting for science 'fiction' dealing with this or similar subject matter.

The poem is genius. Ever submitted your work?

Your blog meets and exceeds my expectations, I hope it doesn't exceed my comprehension.
I also meant to compliment you on those wonderful illustrations. You have far too much talent for one person. Look forward to reading the whole blog.
I'd agree that the odds favour there being other life in the universe. I'd expect that a small portion of it might be intelligent. What intelligent beings might want with us puzzles me though.

If there is intelligent life out there the chances that they'd be able to find us here on our wee grain of sand are bout the same as the chances of a boy with a sling-shot hitting the moon.

It is amazing to me that every time somebody "sees a strange light in the sky" they attribute it to UFOs. I have a long, long list of things I'd attribute such things to before it ever entered my head to shout "U. F. O."!!
GOP luck--the elections followed Halloween. The Reprobate Party succeeded in frightening voters silly.

Too bad Obama didn't make hope concrete. Silver words go just so far.

How's it look from your snowy perch, Jan?
sometimes i fear that the medieval mind was correct:
we ARE the center of the universe.
no other life among the three trillion billion zillion stars.
my god...what a nightmarish responsibility...!
then:
paeans and poems and quasi-psychotic encounters
from "aliens" ought to be read
as projections, and we are the gods..
(in disguise...emerson)
Of starships come

All filled with men,

That monsters reign

Supreme again.

The worst monsters known to man are created in the mind of man. All have been worshipped as gods. Then we amalgamated all previous gods into "One True God"; the ultimate monster, more terrible by far than any other. This God alone do we consider worthy of our most evil ambitions. This God have we created as a clear representation of our goal.

Creatures of Centaurus and elsewhere need to fear the day we find them......
A fascinating glimpse at some things we ignore, and keeps me wondering, what are we even here for? Sorry that rhymes, but this was something wonderful to read. Thanks.
you are doing it . . .my favorite 'poet-philosopher' again and again.
I'm with Stephen Hawking on this one. Don't try to contact them.
Are you still communicating with Those UFOs, Jan?
nice post & poetry...i am from the andromeda galaxy, but have only good intentions (well, i try) and travel by means of a tiny space kayak...

space is quite a friendly place, with earth being a bit hot-headed sometimes, given her young age... :)
Actually, interstellar is quite possible, according to Steven Hawking. Wormhole methods of distorting spacetime would render moot the prohibitions on lightspeed travel postulated by Einstein. Further, fusion-based propulsion systems and atmospheric mag-lev components would enhance the maneuvrerability and regular non-wormhole speed of such mechanisms.


There is a 98% likelihood that there is intelligent life in the universe. It is simply too big for it not to exist. Medieval man thought the old world was the only place life could exist, too. He was wrong.

I agree with Hawking, though. Based on human history of colonialism and exploitation, an extraterrestrial presence would harm humanity.

I have often heard zany folks discuss the fact that the real purpose of the Bilderbergers and various other elite-conferences is to unify the world economically so we can harness resources for a potential alien invasion or first-contact scenario. Apparantly, these folks say we have evidence of crashed spacecraft and a small, select number of elites in business and gvt know about this and are keeping it hidden for purposes of public safety.

I have no idea who is right ot wrong here, but think we should invest more money in science in general, so that we are better able to answer these and other questions.
There are also very famous reports in history of air-ships being seen in the sky, sometimes fighting eachother. These sightings predated the invention of manned aircraft by hundreds, if not thousands of years. Woodcuts from medieval Germany show such battles, as do representations in India found in the Baghavad Gita.

They attributed these phenomena to supernatural causes, which is fine, because that was the level of cultural advancement during this time. That said, these have been constant. And that they were fighting eachother, and the woodcuts' narrative attachment says ships crashed and burned on the ground and caused craters, that too, should be taken into consideration.
I wish I could take ancient legends and imaginative artwork seriously but there are too many people with great imaginations all through history and it may raise vague suspicions but I cannot find anything solid there.