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JTDTheGarlic
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The Garlic: All The Cloves Fit To Peel was founded in February 2005 by J. Thomas Duffy. Mr. Duffy has written humor, sports and just about everything else since 1975 - sometimes even getting paid to do so! His experience includes stand-up comedy (both as writer and performer), newspaper reporting and public relations and promotional work. Mr. Duffy has authored three unpublished children's books that are currently collecting dust. Mr. Duffy enjoys examining the possibility that the dog salivating made Pavlov ring the bell. For more information email jtdjazz at gmail dot com

MAY 8, 2009 12:11AM

Things about Manny Ramirez taking banned substances

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Top Ten Cloves: Things About Manny Ramirez Taking Banned Substances (Fertility Drugs)

News Item:  Dodgers' Manny Ramirez suspended 50 games after failing drug test

10.  After living in "Red Sox Nation", wanted to, personally, create "Manny Nation"

  9.  The ol'  "peanuts and crackerjacks" just wasn't cuttin' it

  8.  An inexplicable, "Manny-Being-Manny" bonding, and empathy, for Octomon Nadya Suleman

  7.  Puts a different meaning on old baseball saw, of "He got good wood on the ball"

  6.  Just trying to put "a little beef, in the ol' bullpen", if you know what I mean

  5.  Manny was just being Manny ... And, also being Barry Bonds, Mark McGwire, Alex Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa, Rafael Palmeiro...

  4.  Makes you wonder what Manny was doing when he was hiding in the scoreboard, in Fenway Park wall

  3.  Thought, by talking the substance, he could land one of those "bath tubs, watching the sunset with sexy woman" commercials'

  2.  Just wanted to live up to "Mannywood" (wink, wink)

  1.  Well, how should we say this ... Dodger Blue wasn't the only thing blue on Manny Ramirez



Bonus Riffs

Yahoo Sports:  Ramirez’s drug used to stimulate testosterone

ESPN:  Sources: Ramirez used fertility drug

MLB:  Manny suspended 50 games for PED use; Ramirez biggest name to be penalized by MLB's drug policy

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(Cross Posted at The Garlic)

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Very funny, JTD.

Manny being Annie. Manny being Nanny. Now Manny being bannie.

Hey, maybe that's why he didn't sign with Oakland. Didn't want to play "small ball." And then again.....

Now, when he hits home runs, will they shout "YO DA..." and stop?

Will he sign his autographs "---ny ---irez"?

Did he start taking hCG when he saw his "Cream" was "Clear"?

Stop. Stop. This could go on all night :-). Just hope the bugger's telling the truth about passing fifteen tests over five years, then at least the World Series years are not directly implicated, but who knows. Dahk, dahk day for baseball.

WOOF