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The Garlic: All The Cloves Fit To Peel was founded in February 2005 by J. Thomas Duffy. Mr. Duffy has written humor, sports and just about everything else since 1975 - sometimes even getting paid to do so! His experience includes stand-up comedy (both as writer and performer), newspaper reporting and public relations and promotional work. Mr. Duffy has authored three unpublished children's books that are currently collecting dust. Mr. Duffy enjoys examining the possibility that the dog salivating made Pavlov ring the bell. For more information email jtdjazz at gmail dot com

MARCH 17, 2010 12:23PM

Possible Reasons Tiger Woods Is Coming Back To Golf

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Top Ten Cloves: Possible Reasons Tiger Woods Is Coming Back To Golf In The Masters

News Item: Major decision: Woods will play Masters

10.  Still trying to verify announcement; Woods might be messed up by the early Daylight Savings Time

  9.  Augusta is one city that he doesn't have a mistress in?

  8.  Topeka, Kansas said they would diss Google, and name themselves Tiger Woods if he came back

  7.  Looking to crack, get referenced, in that "shitmydadsays" thing

  6.  Announcement in error; Tiger just was getting early start on his St. Patrick's Day celebrating

  5.  Needs a new green sport coat, since wife Elin took a scissors to all his others

  4.  It's a result of a compromise with Britt Hume

  3.  Was just waiting until Jay Leno went back to 11:30

  2.  It was either The Masters, or The Marriage Ref

  1.  Eric Massa tickled him until he agreed to come back to golf in The Masters


(Cross Posted at The Garlic)

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One of my husband’s friend that goes with him at the http://www.mountainvistagolfclub.com golf club told me that there are rumors Tiger Woods is coming back to golf. I heard about that for the first time and told him he should not take into consideration such rumors but he was sure of this because he read an article in a newspaper about this, I guess only time will prove if that was only a rumor or not.