Just before the branding, we bought two mares.  A four year old that Paul has already named Beauty.  He’s got a story behind his name for her.  First, she’s black.  So, I immediately thought of Black Beauty.  But, that isn’t the reason.  She&rsqu… Read full post »

Seriously, where the hell am I?  First, crawdads in the pool and now this!

WHAT IS THAT???  Bobcat or mountain lion?  You tell me!  Personally, I'm going with a chupacabra.

 Sorry I couldn't get any more pictures.  I figured the d… Read full post »

Growing up in my little bubble, I thought everyone had a pool.  Most of the people I knew had one.  My parents didn’t raise me to know we had money.  We just had stuff and I thought that’s the way it was.  Looking back, they might have prepared me a/… Read full post »

Tick. Tock.  It’s all I can hear.  Tick. Tock. 

It’s Tuesday and the branding is on Saturday.  Preferably, to hold a branding, you need corrals.  Ah, yes, the all-important corrals.  We do have them planned out and marked, no thanks to the power and water co… Read full post »

So, I’ve been thinking about doing a series of posts about life on the ranch from a city girl’s perspective.  I was born and bred in a place where you put on make-up to go to the gym.  Where your hair is always “done”.  Where there is gridlock and tall, shiny… Read full post »

Last week on Glenn Beck’s radio show, Chuck Norris made a proclamation, he wants to be “Presid… Read full post »

You see, there was this dingo...

For sale:  baby shoes, never worn.

(You should totally buy them - they're Uggs.) 

Forgot to add this yesterday - my bad Wayne.  You can see his Hemingway challenge here.

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I've been noticing for several weeks now a direct corre… Read full post »

I’ve been hazed.  And not the fun, waking up with skinned shins and writing all over your face kind.  “Would you mind helping me today?” he says.  “No big deal, you can just hand me the shots and have everything ready.”  Hmmm. … Read full post »

On November 4, 2008 the United States of America elected Barack Obama its 44^th President.  It’s first African-American President.

I voted for this man, made phone calls for this man and tried to get across his message of Change to as many people as I could reach.  Not because o/… Read full post »

Here you go Pea:

I first should say that I don't like things plastered on things.  Paul thinks it's OCD, but I'm not entirely convinced.  Everything just has to be put away or framed or whatever - I have no idea why this is.  I enjoy looking at other people's very much… Read full post »

I know I’m late to the party – fashionably, I hope – but here goes: 

1. I once skipped school to see John Stamos at a mall.
2. I have not broken a single bone in my body my entire life.
3. I am madly, deeply in-love with my husband, but
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So, it seems all the stories about Texans and guts are true and one more can be added to the list.  A grand jury… Read full post »

This was so hard!  But, a lot of fun. 

Who are you?

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it… Read full post »

DISCLAIMER:  This is opposite of what Kerry (can't use Zerry 'cause I'm not in on the joke) said to do simply because I'm a maverick.  And I also didn't read the directions. 

So, I thought I’d do a live blog from the comfort of my living room that is not located… Read full post »

Why did you have to put that countdown up?  With the seconds even? 

And the polls!?  I can't take it.  I need to be able to function.  I need a shower, I'm getting smelly. Read full post »

I came to realize today that there is something seriously wrong with me.  "Blapples."  It set me off.  One word and I almost peed my pants.  Granted, I was watching a movie and it was funny, but I could not stop laughing.  As tears streamed down my face and my husband sl… Read full post »

A mere eight weeks ago, a rising star burst on to the national political scene.  John McCain solidified his declaration that he's a maverick in the form of three-inch heels, bright red lips and a wink.  Her name is Sarah Palin and she's just like you and me.  Hell, she lives in… Read full post »

I stumbled upon what I consider a very important ad in support of Palin.  I may be rethinking my stance.....

I think this guy lives down the street from me........

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This is what the front of a new McCain/Palin mailer declares.  Hey, I totally agree with that!&… Read full post »

"John McCain recognizes that agriculture is one of America's greatest strategic assets."

Stategic Assets.  This is the first sentence on the McCain/Palin website under their Propserity for Rural America platform.  In the following two paragraphs, it states that leadership in agriculture is… Read full post »

Is plain ol' common sense what America is lacking? 

Terrorist Pals:  G. Gordon Liddy vs. William Ayers

For those of us who don't really know or are too young to know who G. Gordon Liddy is:  Liddy was the mastermind behind the break-in of the Democratic National Committ… Read full post »